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mlcurrycel

mlcurrycel

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Since @K9Otaku hates Marxism Rodgerism so much, I've got a perfect idea for him.

Every month, rich escortcels donate money. This money will be used to get poorcels laid with escorts. Virgins get first priority and nobody gets seconds until all virgins have lost virginity.

Incels who live in countries where prostitution is legal help trapped incels get tourist visas or immigration papers.

@K9Otaku Since you're a 200-IQ giga mogger Sillicon Valley worker with amazing salary and a rich dad, rich enough for you to afford GigaStacey escorts of all races, I'm sure you'd be happy to sign up and help poorcels get laid.
 
Send me money, I want a new PC. :society:
 
this will probably take a lot of money to do this, the same money could be invested in the forum to keep it alive, that will be better for sure
 
this will probably take a lot of money to do this, the same money could be invested in the forum to keep it alive, that will be better for sure
What's better than fucking 10/10 GigaStaceys?
 
this will probably take a lot of money to do this, the same money could be invested in the forum to keep it alive, that will be better for sure
Maybe 1-10% of donated funds could go to server costs, I don't know
 
Why would I help other incels to get laid?
What did incels ever do for me? lel
 
Why not raise money to create an armed group? (in video game)
 
Send me money, I want a new PC. :society:
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Why not raise money to create an armed group? (in video game)
Because rich"cel" @K9Otaku would rather fuck GigaStaceys of each and every race
 
In the last 2 Sydney incel meet-ups I offered to pay for someone to get laid via escort but no one took my offer
 
Why would I help other incels to get laid?
What did incels ever do for me? lel
Helped you cope? Listened to you? Understood you like nobody else?
 
In the last 2 Sydney incel meet-ups I offered to pay for someone to get laid via escort but no one took my offer
Escortcelling is a good cope but it doesn't negate the fact that we're unwanted and rejected, and that our primate brains are hardwired to seek acceptance
 
In the last 2 Sydney incel meet-ups I offered to pay for someone to get laid via escort but no one took my offer
Hookers don't give anyone a reason to get up in the morning. Escortcelling wouldn't make me excited about wagecucking.
 
Escortcelling is a good cope but it doesn't negate the fact that we're unwanted and rejected, and that our primate brains are hardwired to seek acceptance
My point is that a lot of incels have too much autism to Escortcel
 
In the last 2 Sydney incel meet-ups I offered to pay for someone to get laid via escort but no one took my offer
Can't have kids with a Hooker. At least, you shouldn't.
 
Hookers don't give anyone a reason to get up in the morning. Escortcelling wouldn't make me excited about wagecucking.
There is no other way I can get other incels to have sex. I’m an ugly currycel
 
My point is that a lot of incels have too much autism to Escortcel
A lot of incels are too innocent and romantic to escortcel. They know there's a difference between jackhammering some stranger through a plastic bag compared to being adored, respected, loved
 
Would you someone give money although he didn't work or perfom ? There you got your answer why this doesn't work
 
Would you someone give money although he didn't work or perfom ? There you got your answer why this doesn't work
Poorcel could show a payslip that shows he works 40 hours or is disabled
 
You didn't answer my question
Would I give someone money? Sure. I'd obviously vet them first. I have ten thousand dollars (not a lot I know) saved up, if some incel who's a quality poster can prove a few things to me, I'd give him up to $200 bucks, he'd have to provide proof that he used it in the brothel. I'd do it for multiple incels.
 
You didn't answer my question
I'd WesternUnion money to users like Gyros_Pretcel, PajeetSingh, IncelKong, etc if they answered a few questions
 

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