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Help Me Cold Approach Tila Tequila (PUAcels GTFIH!)

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Right, the love of my life Tila Tequila is within reach.

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She has...... aged a little since then and now looks like this but looks like she might be ready to settle down after riding the CC.

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She believes she has been reincarnated by God and posts alot of youtube videos - https://www.youtube.com/c/TILATEQUILAHIDDENBRIDEOFCHRIST

I'm going to cold approach her via her email and try and go on a legit date, she seems pretty broke too so I am probably richer than her now.

Someone help me with some pickup lines for my email, I am so lonely and we can be reincarnated together as God's chosen couple.

I need this.

PUACELS HELP! :panties:

Mashallah. o/
 
Call vice admiral G-rape from one piece.
 
I just emailed her you faggots didn't help me

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I think she is alt-right thot so wear a maga hat and parrot 4chan memes.
 
lol you're all virgins, you can't miss a shot you didn't take.

i'm gonna go enjoy my date. :chad:
 
I think she is alt-right thot so wear a maga hat and parrot 4chan memes.
it was jews false flagging her, look at these yids, how can those kikes get a tila gf and i can't?

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Just rub one out to her porn video
 
Just be confident and you'll get her :feelsLSD:
 
If that doesn't reel her in then I don't know what will.
I'm legit ready to pack my bags and fly to the US, i'll even get the jew vaccine to go :dab:
 
lol, she looks terrible :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
Tell her you're an incel so she can virtue-signalmax for publicity. I watched her on Celebrity bigbrother reality show.
 
Tell her you're an incel so she can virtue-signalmax for publicity. I watched her on Celebrity bigbrother reality show.
thats my plan
 
Hope you get married, call me if you ever need a bull
 
she hasn't replied :feelsseriously:
 
still no reply, anyone think I should contact her again?

I can save her I know I can

she was reincarnated for a purpose

so will i

we can be happy I know it.
 
AH Tila :heart:. She has always been in my heart. I am wishing you the best luck. She was so hot in that dating show. I would try to sneak and watch it when I was a boy.
 
AH Tila :heart:. She has always been in my heart. I am wishing you the best luck. She was so hot in that dating show. I would try to sneak and watch it when I was a boy.
yes, now she's rode the cock carasouel I am hoping she'll settle down with me. :smonk:
 
yes, now she's rode the cock carasouel I am hoping she'll settle down with me. :smonk:
I don't see why she wouldn't. She's a ghetto chick. Send her a follow up email to describe your first date and tell her you will go to a nice beach and have micholadas and listen to oldies. Tell her you can't dance because gangsters don't dance but you can boogie. She will be yours.
 

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