Gaming help a retard

[jerrycan dan]

I accidentally included a fork in a bowl of food while microwaving the food for twenty or so seconds
can the fork electrocute me if I touch it?

 

[Cuyen]

Hmm wanting help from other retards is really retarded behavior

 

[jerrycan dan]

Hmm wanting help from other retards is really retarded behavior

retardation is quantitative, not qualitative
ok it probably won't kill me I'm going to touch it and see if I fucked up the microwave

 

[Cuyen]

retardation is quantitative, not qualitative
ok it probably won't kill me I'm going to touch it and see if I fucked up the microwave

Go ER on microwave

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

Unplug the microwave and remove the fork.

 

[Modus Coperandi]

ok it probably won't kill me I'm going to touch it

4 minutes ago

 

[jerrycan dan]

Unplug the microwave and remove the fork.

just removed the fork with my fingers and used the microwave immediately afterwards
dinner time
what's the prognosis for my microwave?

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

You have austin

 

[jerrycan dan]

You have austin

so do you bro

 

[HighTGymcel]

Just put the microwave in the bathtub bro. Believe me it will solve all your problems.

 

[Darth Cialis]

Just put the microwave in the bathtub bro. Believe me it will solve all your problems.

Is a bath equivalent to a shower? If so you will see foids line up to fuck it afterwards.

 

[Firefly]

Oh nooo dude your life is in danger!! If you don't want your house to burn you have to drain all the electricity in that fork.
To do that safely you MUST shove it up your asshole. Your asshole has shit debris which works best to suck up all of that current safely.

 

[Deleted member 15737]

I can’t tell if you are being serious, but no the fork won’t electrocute you or even shock you. Metal in there might fry your microwave, but that’s about it.

 

[Ignas]

shocks me

 

[ihaveno1]

why the gaming tag?

 

[Deleted member 265]

why the gaming tag?

cause we live in a society

 

[Insomniac]

why the gaming tag?

fork in a bowl of food while microwaving the food for twenty or so seconds sounds like a fun game ngl.

 

[ihaveno1]

fork in a bowl of food while microwaving the food for twenty or so seconds sounds like a fun game ngl.

games me

 

[Tempus Edax Rerum]

Wear rubber gloves.

 

[Deleted member 16455]

shocks me

 

[Adolf_Hitler]

No. Put bleach in a microwave.

 

[GameDevCel]

you will probaly need a new microwave...

not the fork will be HOT as shit, but woun't eletrecute you

and thank god you don't have any gass leak, or you would be dead now

No, it's perfectly safe. In fact, a pro tip if you are having a hard time scooping ice cream is to microwave the scooper for a few minutes, the heat will make the ice cream come out really easy. I've done it multiple times myself.

spoons are okay, to put on microwaves, the issue is that the fork format really fuck the microwave up

 

[Deleted member 1039]

Low IQ

 

[Guest2]

It's important to clean your microwave with bleach and ammonia mixed together. It scrubs the food and excess radiation from the microwave after something disrupts the microwaves.