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JFL Hello, my name is Average Foreigner living in Asia.

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Hello, my name is Average Foreigner living in Asia. I live here in Concrete Jungle with my wife; her name is Lu and she likes white people very much. We met on Interpals; she was looking for an English partner and I just wanted an Asian girlfriend. I work as an English teacher because I cannot do anything else; that's okay because all I am required to do is act like a big idiot and humiliate myself in front of children.

I have been learning the local language for X years now but I will never master it because I have no reason to; who cares anyway because the whole world uses English. All the locals tell me they are jealous of my large penis; this would never happen in the West as there I was considered too weird and awkward to ever go more than first-base with a girl.

I feel like a God, my white-skin radiating like the sun's rays over a desolate wasteland. Everywhere I go, the locals kowtow to me because they like my foreign money and when they are even slightly rude to me, I get very angry and post on YouTube about how this country is racist and needs to embrace more diversity.

Their traditions are beautiful, but only as much as it entertains me because I cannot be shitted to learn the nuances around a thousand year old culture that isn't my own. I am turning forty this year; that's okay though, as the young women will still lust after me for virtue of my blue eyes and blond hair. Truly, I live in a wonderland; more foreigners should come and date a coked up, sixteen year old girl like I do.
 
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:feelsclown: "JBW doesn't exist". :feelsclown:
 
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IncelWithHate said:
:feelsclown: "JBW doesn't exist". :feelsclown:
It mostly works for those whites who mog incels to oblivion.
For example, if your hair and eyes are brown and you're under 6', then you're not white enough for JBW.
Besides, you shouldn't be ugly (like, having a small jaw, a shitty eye area, a fucked-up maxilla, and so on).
 
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I want to believe said:
It mostly works for those whites who mog incels to oblivion.
For example, if your hair and eyes are brown and you're under 6', then you're not white enough for JBW.
Besides, you shouldn't be ugly (like, having a small jaw, a shitty eye area, a fucked-up maxilla, and so on).
So being 5'4 and having white skin is not enough? hm my plans for jbwmaxxing were over before they began :feelsohh:
 
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Transcended Trucel said:
Over

try posting this but Japanese version in r/Japan circle jerk tbh.
 
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I want to believe said:
It mostly works for those whites who mog incels to oblivion.
For example, if your hair and eyes are brown and you're under 6', then you're not white enough for JBW.
Besides, you shouldn't be ugly (like, having a small jaw, a shitty eye area, a fucked-up maxilla, and so on).

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnDQlZcy2JY&t=8s
 
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fucking brilliant :lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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I want to believe said:
He seems to be a betabux.

You seem to not know what you're talking about.

He is divorced and has primary custody.

Even if he was betabuxx, so what? Still more than what true/ethnicels can get.
 
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IncelWithHate said:
Even if he was betabuxx, so what? Still more than what true/ethnicels can get.
They can't pay for sex with Asian foids or what do you mean?
 
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Gimme my cute waifu
 
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I want to believe said:
They can't pay for sex with Asian foids or what do you mean?

I mean you're a lost cause. Keep coping that JBW doesn't exist, my patience points for the day are spent. :feelstastyman:
 
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IncelWithHate said:
Keep coping that JBW doesn't exist
It exists but not for everyone.
 
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I want to believe said:
It exists but not for everyone.

Never said it 'exists for everyone', what the fuck are you on about.

That's not what JBW even means.
 
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I want to believe said:
It exists but not for everyone.
Yep, it just doesn't exist in white countries ofc., duh. JFL @ clowns that deny that asian females will always preffer a mediocre white guy to a mediocre male counterpart of theirs kek. JBW is law in asian countries.
 
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IncelWithHate said:
Never said it 'exists for everyone', what the fuck are you on about.
So, in most cases it doesn't work for white incels either.
 
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AlphaCentauri said:
Yep, it just doesn't exist in white countries ofc., duh. JFL @ clowns that deny that asian females will always preffer a mediocre white guy to a mediocre male counterpart of theirs kek. JBW is law in asian countries.

Nah, it does. Doesn't matter how much women virtue signal, how many drama shows depict interracial couples or athlete/rapper idolizing you see on television. The numbers tell us JBW is law everywhere.
 
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IncelWithHate said:
Nah, it does. Doesn't matter how much women virtue signal, how many drama shows depict interracial couples or athlete/rapper idolizing you see on television. The numbers tell us JBW is law everywhere.
Nah, bruh. It's hilarious. Otherwise i and most guys here (i.e. low-tier-normie looking guys) wouldn't be on this forum kek. It oftentimes isn't easy even for mid-tier normies. Female entitlement and meterialism knows no boundaries nowadays. Their ego has inflated to the moon, their overvalueing has skyrocketed
 
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AlphaCentauri said:
Nah, bruh. It's hilarious. Otherwise i and most guys here (i.e. low-tier-normie looking guys) wouldn't be on this forum kek. It oftentimes isn't easy even for mid-tier normies

It is hilarious.

You're saying that everything else being equal, such as decile, you would switch places with an ethnic? And that ethnic would have it better than you?
 
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This is my son Elliot.

He has a nice car...

A BMW.
 
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