Neggr
Kebabcel in western europe, it never began.
★★★★★
- Joined
- Apr 29, 2019
- Posts
- 11,057
in islam the most fortunate have a "worse" heaven then the ones who had to suffer so nice pivot
Many religious people say that they find some kind of solace in their faith in God.Best post I've read on this entire forum. If God does exist, he's likely a psychopathic kid who made the shitty world we live in for his own amusement, basically a rigged game and see if anyone can figure out ways around the system, while others are just blessed with wealth,iq and looks so they easily breeze through, while many others are suffering through and through and others just commit suicuide all in the name of a "test" when in reality it's just for his amusement. Like what psychopaths in their ivory towers are doing right now, having everyone go against each other, just take it further up to this supposed God that religiousfags always preach about.
HEAVEN IS A PLACE WHERE YOU GET MOGGED BY CHAD FOR ALL ETERNITY
Just suffer just to watch people you hate also suffer theory.I'm going to hell tho to enjoy watching people I hate burn.
Islamic heaven is based. If christianity and islam were true I'd be a muslim for my 72 virgins, rather than a christcuck who gets rewarded by getting to be a virgin for all eternityChad will never go to heaven. Also in Islamic heaven you get sex.
I'm going to hell tho to enjoy watching people I hate burn.
It's infinitely better than suffering and watching people I hate being happy.Just suffer just to watch people you hate also suffer theory.
It's infinitely better than suffering and watching people I hate being happy.
LOLIt's infinitely better than suffering and watching people I hate being happy.
if one doesn't have a physical brainGo read Apocalypse. If one of your dear family members do go to hell while you go to Heaven, your memories of them are wiped clean.
The funny thing is if you did go to heaven, its only then you'd realize that heaven is just a "psychological hell" and hell was just the "physical hell" all along. God is going to pull the ultimate magic trick on all coping incels, he'll have you looking at the "hell" in his left hand so you don't even think about or see whats coming in his right hand lol
Dear religious incels
How much will you enjoy heaven, when Chad, a man whose life was an elevator ride to heaven, when yours was a fucking free hand mountain climb, walks up to you to talk about how many trials you've both faced and how he's glad to meet another "brother" in heaven who is a true servant of God. Two men who are BOTH truly blessed (he'll say)
Chad fucked and partied away his teens, did drugs, even raped a girl (had sex with her when she was drunk and completely passed out, but kids make "mistakes" right?). He had his pick of stacies, beckies, all women basically and he fucked them all. He was born into a rich family so he never had to work, etc. Then one day he repented and "found God", then he got a stacey wife and had children all with amazing genetics who went on to live a life just like his
You'll see Chad smiling at you, with his wife right next to him, and his children behind him, and their children, and so on
Knowing full well the life he lived and the advantages he had, he and many others like him, will stand before you and speak as if you BOTH lived similarly fair lives with similar "challenges" (if you can even say they had any) and the same amount of "blessings" (if you can even say you had any)
You are going to be standing there in heaven, with nothing but mostly bad memories of your shitty human existence, with no progeny or legacy of your own, and Chad is going to be standing in front of you, with a legion of progeny and a beautiful wife by his side to spend eternity with, and then Chad is going to say to you: "ARE WE NOT BOTH TRULY BLESSED TO BE HERE?"
IT IS THEN YOU WILL REALIZE THAT HEAVEN WAS JUST ANOTHER HELL FOR THOSE OF US WHO WEREN'T CHOSEN BY GOD
Many of you think that heaven is some kind of "blank slate" so you won't get mogged and you won't have to suffer anymore
I have a news flash for you
HEAVEN IS A PLACE WHERE YOU GET MOGGED BY CHAD FOR ALL ETERNITY
NO DEATH
NO ESCAPE
JUST THE ETERNAL REMINDER OF A FAILED EXISTENCE
Oh and to top it all off, God is going to ask you to praise and worship him all the time for GRACING YOU WITH SUCH A BLESSED EXISTENCE
WELCOME TO HEAVEN:
BONUS ROUND:
On another note, how the fuck are people going to be happy and care free knowing that some of their family and friends are being ass raped by demons in hell for all eternity?
Is "I can't hear the screams" really going to be such a comfort?
You'd have to seriously be a sick fuck to be ok in heaven, its a joke really. You can't be skipping through a field of flowers while your brother who was a "fornicator" is getting tortured for eternity because he wanted to commit an act that God literally made the most pleasurable thing in a mortal existence
God is clearly a sadist
I wish
I always had this dream where I could kill God and create an actual perfect world, no unfairness, no special treatment for anyone, everyone gets whatever they want (outside of influencing the lives of others). You can get A wife but you can't get Johns wife (you can get a wife that looks exactly like her though, you can get 20 if you want, everybody gets their desires satisfied so long as it doesn't violate the free will and desires of others)
That world would be an actual heaven, there would be no wars, no fighting, only enjoyment. People would spend their time doing their hobbies, creating art and enjoying everything that is pleasurable to them
If God does exist and he's omnipotent, then he likes the world as it is right now, so it's safe to assume that Chad will enjoy the same type of treatment in the afterlife that he enjoys now.Why do you say Chad will go to heaven?
@K9Otaku disagreesbased truth. this is why gnosticism which believes in two Gods( the Demiurge and the True God) mogs mainstream Christianity.
That is why I said Gnosticism is cucked. If you had "gnosis", as they claim, you would not be envious of rich ppl.
Yes they are among usthe fact theres hundreds of variations of every religion and everyone holds different interpretations of the 'gospel' or whatever is why i stopped believing, once u take your head out of the sand it becomes obvious that religion is just a bunch of bullshit for fearful people to cope with there's so much empirical evidence stacked against the existence of a god. Most religious people completely block out known science or try to bend it to fit their beliefs. I could say aliens are here among us right now and no one could 'prove' me wrong factually, that's the same logic they try and argue with that pisses me off, they can never even acknowledge or consider even the smallest bit of skepticism.
What versesGo read Apocalypse. If one of your dear family members do go to hell while you go to Heaven, your memories of them are wiped clean.
God is invisible,so we will have a body like jesus christ he is the visible image of godWe were created in God's likenesses. Angels were NOT. Which means that the current human form at the very least, bears resemblance to what God looks like. And in the verse I posted, it's clearly stated that God will gives us new bodies closer to his own.
My point stands regardless. Whether we're getting Chad bodies or Lovecraftian ones, they will be "perfect". No more mogging.
It's harder for the rich to get in heaven because earth is they're heavenBest post I've read on this entire forum. If God does exist, he's likely a psychopathic kid who made the shitty world we live in for his own amusement, basically a rigged game and see if anyone can figure out ways around the system, while others are just blessed with wealth,iq and looks so they easily breeze through, while many others are suffering through and through and others just commit suicuide all in the name of a "test" when in reality it's just for his amusement. Like what psychopaths in their ivory towers are doing right now, having everyone go against each other, just take it further up to this supposed God that religiousfags always preach about.
Those are seraphim angels.We wont look like thatA bit off topic I wouldn’t mind looking like this:
View attachment 387965
Kinda badass
Back on topic though this is why I said you can’t debate bibletards. The bible is so vague you can just interpret anything. Its like talking to a brick wall.
You kinda sound like aizen here based.
There is no penis and vagina in heavenThat's the only possible lifefuel I could get from heaven. The bible claims you will be given an ethereal body that can be shaped exactly how you like it. From what I gathered, that means you basically become whatever your idea is of the upmost Tera-chad. But what does the bible say about sex? Some Christians tell me sex and relationships don't exist in heaven (which would be ultra suifuel and imagine not being able to rope in heaven ) but I really hope this isn't true
A literal perfect world there would be no need for heaven or religion if the world was already like that tbh
I agree with that interpretation.This will motivate me more“For behold, I create new heavens and a new earth, and the former things shall not be remembered or come into mind."
Isaiah 65:17
Reading this verse again, you could interpret it as Heaven being so great that you won't even think about how things were on Earth. But then again, I have no idea.
You silly inkwell. It's heaven, you can do whatever you want. You could make yourself look however you want, you could create another planet to do as you please with it.
This is what Mormons actually believe.I swear every Christian has their own personal bible with new outrageous and unseen verses
I prefer the Islamic heaven. At least every man gets a harem of virgin angels. For Chad that's just what he's used to already lol, but for a regular man heaven will actually be HEAVEN.True you also forgot that there are 7 stages of heaven, 7th being the best. Which means chad will be in 7th heaven meanwhile you are in the first one, brutal even in the afterlife you will get mogged
I think your odds is still better, Islam also says that the large majority of people in hell will be women . Most based religion ever.Well the point is in islam you wont get any chances of going to heaven, its said that 1 person from 1k people will go to heaven and rest hell, which means mostly chad will enter heaven since he had a perfect life like you explained.
@KamiTrue you also forgot that there are 7 stages of heaven, 7th being the best. Which means chad will be in 7th heaven meanwhile you are in the first one, brutal even in the afterlife you will get mogged
fuck really we are always screwed arent we?True you also forgot that there are 7 stages of heaven, 7th being the best. Which means chad will be in 7th heaven meanwhile you are in the first one, brutal even in the afterlife you will get mogged
Islam is a sand nigger religion and therefore not true it's a really bad cope to think thisI think your odds is still better, Islam also says that the large majority of people in hell will be women . Most based religion ever.
You just sound retarded, all religions period can't be proven.Islam is a sand nigger religion and therefore not true it's a really bad cope to think this
Obvious that he is a stormfronter coperYou just sound retarded, all religions period can't be proven.
i think thats why it was important for the americans to remake it and have it be their own thing and even the black souther were baptist who knew their place wer okay with it at first that's the spirit of ChristAll religions are made up, even christianity is sandnigger just changed to make it look and sound more white.
The funny thing is if you did go to heaven, its only then you'd realize that heaven is just a "psychological hell" and hell was just the "physical hell" all along. God is going to pull the ultimate magic trick on all coping incels, he'll have you looking at the "hell" in his left hand so you don't even think about or see whats coming in his right hand lol
Dear religious incels
How much will you enjoy heaven, when Chad, a man whose life was an elevator ride to heaven, when yours was a fucking free hand mountain climb, walks up to you to talk about how many trials you've both faced and how he's glad to meet another "brother" in heaven who is a true servant of God. Two men who are BOTH truly blessed (he'll say)
Chad fucked and partied away his teens, did drugs, even raped a girl (had sex with her when she was drunk and completely passed out, but kids make "mistakes" right?). He had his pick of stacies, beckies, all women basically and he fucked them all. He was born into a rich family so he never had to work, etc. Then one day he repented and "found God", then he got a stacey wife and had children all with amazing genetics who went on to live a life just like his
You'll see Chad smiling at you, with his wife right next to him, and his children behind him, and their children, and so on
Knowing full well the life he lived and the advantages he had, he and many others like him, will stand before you and speak as if you BOTH lived similarly fair lives with similar "challenges" (if you can even say they had any) and the same amount of "blessings" (if you can even say you had any)
You are going to be standing there in heaven, with nothing but mostly bad memories of your shitty human existence, with no progeny or legacy of your own, and Chad is going to be standing in front of you, with a legion of progeny and a beautiful wife by his side to spend eternity with, and then Chad is going to say to you: "ARE WE NOT BOTH TRULY BLESSED TO BE HERE?"
IT IS THEN YOU WILL REALIZE THAT HEAVEN WAS JUST ANOTHER HELL FOR THOSE OF US WHO WEREN'T CHOSEN BY GOD
Many of you think that heaven is some kind of "blank slate" so you won't get mogged and you won't have to suffer anymore
I have a news flash for you
HEAVEN IS A PLACE WHERE YOU GET MOGGED BY CHAD FOR ALL ETERNITY
NO DEATH
NO ESCAPE
JUST THE ETERNAL REMINDER OF A FAILED EXISTENCE
Oh and to top it all off, God is going to ask you to praise and worship him all the time for GRACING YOU WITH SUCH A BLESSED EXISTENCE
WELCOME TO HEAVEN:
BONUS ROUND:
On another note, how the fuck are people going to be happy and care free knowing that some of their family and friends are being ass raped by demons in hell for all eternity?
Is "I can't hear the screams" really going to be such a comfort?
You'd have to seriously be a sick fuck to be ok in heaven, its a joke really. You can't be skipping through a field of flowers while your brother who was a "fornicator" is getting tortured for eternity because he wanted to commit an act that God literally made the most pleasurable thing in a mortal existence
God is clearly a sadist