Serious Headcanons/Theories about your family?

[Mentally lost cel]

-My father definitely had some sexual thing with my mothers sister, she was young Stacy at the time and he was alone with her for some time

-mothers sister s father is different cuz she’s Stacy

-mother and father almost always cheated on each other a lot of times

-mothers father treated my father badly cuz he was jealous that everyone wanted to fuck him

-my father’s biological father isn’t his father

-my family had too many stillborns cuz they didn’t care for their kids , they are narcissist and pschos

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

who asked GrAYcel?

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

average anatolian family structure

 

[frmentalcel]

who asked GrAYcel?

 

[Mentally lost cel]

average anatolian family structure

Why

 

[LeFrenchCel]

- My father has a double life
- My great-grand-parents were Nazis
- My cousins were given plenty of hormones in order to become chads
- There were incest stuff here and there in my distant family
- Johnny Depp was a family friend at some point (still in my distant family)

Idk which ones are true, exaggerated or pure invention.

 

[Mentally lost cel]

Johnny Depp was a family friend at some point (still in my distant family)

What that’s nice

 

[Mentally lost cel]

father has a double life

How

 

[Mentally lost cel]

cousins were given plenty of hormones in order to become chads

How tf does that happen

My cousins are also chads

 

[LeFrenchCel]

How

He spends a lot of time out of the house recently and he seems to send messages to other women than my mom. She made the theory that he already find another foid who maybe has children. And maybe he has other children with other women, but I think that's just my mother thinking way too far

How tf does that happen

My cousins are also chads

My uncle and my aunt both works in science. So another theory by my mom, they gave lots of hormones to my cousins (who are all younger than me and already mog me). It can be true tbh but I have no proofs of it.

 

[Mentally lost cel]

He spends a lot of time out of the house recently and he seems to send messages to other women than my mom. She made the theory that he already find another foid who maybe has children. And maybe he has other children with other women, but I think that's just my mother thinking way too far


My uncle and my aunt both works in science. So another theory by my mom, they gave lots of hormones to my cousins (who are all younger than me and already mog me). It can be true tbh but I have no proofs of it.

Cool

 

[Med Anime]

i am not sure if my father have cheated on my mother or not (since my father is already very ugly so he doesn't really have the option to seduce anther woman so he could fuck) but i am pretty sure my mother cheated on my father a lot of time and maybe with different men.
my father never beleived the fact that he's getting cheated on and kept on loving my mother while they're married. he's the perfect example of a beta cuck husband

 

[Mentally lost cel]

i am not sure if my father have cheated on my mother or not (since my father is already very ugly so he doesn't really have the option to seduce anther woman so he could fuck) but i am pretty sure my mother cheated on my father a lot of time and maybe with different men.
my father never beleived the fact that he's getting cheated on and kept on loving my mother while they're married. he's the perfect example of a beta cuck husband

That is the common husband wife relationship

 

[norwegianfreak]

who asked GrAYcel?

 

[Toxic_Manbabby]

I don't have any "headcanons" about my family, I just know that one of my uncles was friends with Bernie Sanders in the 90's and even did a few campaigns for mayor with him.

 

[Mentally lost cel]

I don't have any "headcanons" about my family, I just know that one of my uncles was friends with Bernie Sanders in the 90's and even did a few campaigns for mayor with him.

Ok

 

[Toxic_Manbabby]

Ok

You're welcome...

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

-my father’s biological father isn’t his father

My father's father is his biological father. He isn't his step-son's father, though.

-mothers father treated my father badly cuz he was jealous that everyone wanted to fuck him

Mother was raised by her stepfather.

 

[Immolator]

my grandfather very much hated commies