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Blackpill He became Emperor by being Chad

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for anyone who denies the immense influence of genetic determinism in our lives see this example of a chad who was able to lift himself out of poverty in the byzantine empire.

this guy is medieval jeremy meeks.

 
I saw the ranking byzantine emperors video too
 
I saw the ranking byzantine emperors video too
i could not belive this guy was able to become emperor just by being hot.
 
No shit if people back then didn't die from stubing their toe on a door every king wouldve been chad.
 
i could not belive this guy was able to become emperor just by being hot.
Probably because the average man back then was a starving 5'4 framelet. :feelsjuice:
 
Indeed he did:

While serving Theophilitzes, he visited the city of Patras, where he gained the favour of Danielis, a wealthy woman who took him into her household and endowed him with a fortune. He also earned the notice of Michael III by his abilities as a horse tamer and in winning a victory over a Bulgarian champion in a wrestling match; he soon became the Byzantine Emperor's companion, confidant, and bodyguard (parakoimomenos). Symeon Magister describes Basil as "... most outstanding in bodily form and heavy set; his eyebrows grew together, he had large eyes and a broad chest, and a rather downcast expression".


Over if you're not good-looking enough to get a rich MILF to give you her large fortune and strong enough to beat the champion of one of your country's most powerful rivals in close combat.
 
From medieval peasent to literal emperor of the (Easter) Roman Empire. An amazing history tbh, the kind of thing you only see in fiction. But him being a chad makes it hard to relate to him
 

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