Theory Having children is about becoming God-Like and the secret to IMMORTALITY

[Deleted member 34194]

Think about it, the only way you create another version of yourself is having a child.
When you have a child you are in total control of what she/he will become.
You can control what clothing they'll wear, what tv shows they'll watch, how their room will be decorated, etc...

When you have a child, you can transfer some part of your personality onto them.
Basically, having a child is like cloning YOURSELF.
It's the only way to become IMMORTAL.

 

[Deleted member 35110]

having kids gives you genetic immortality

 

[worthlessloser26]

You sound like youd be a very narcissistic parent

 

[RandomGuy]

I don’t want the cost and headache associated with raising a xerox copy of myself. Rather buy more Microsoft stock on the dip and retire before age of 40.

Microsoft's (NASDAQ:MSFT) upcoming dividend will be larger than last year's.​

 

[kanyepilled]

i can't breed

You sound like youd be a very narcissistic parent

TRUE

 

[RandomBroCel]

You sound like youd be a very narcissistic parent

Indeed but this is most of parents. All parents actually have kids for their sake not giving a shit about childrens well being. Its all fine and dandy when you have normans after normans generation. But then eventually there is an incel born, retarded kid,metnally or physchally ill or a child that eventually kills themselves.
Having kids is fucking evil

 

[nystagmuscel]

Having kids is fucking evil

 

[Deleted member 32183]

having kids gives you genetic immortality

until your daughter ends up as a spinster and your son ropes from the bullying

 

[Deleted member 34301]

Your genes are diluted 50% each generarion. They reason we live and reproduce is meaningless, it's nothing more than randomness

 

[kanyepilled]

nigga you want kids at 15

that was the norm not too long ago

never forget what they took from you

 

[kanyepilled]

Tbh

NEVER

YOU MAY HAVE INVADED MY BODY AND MY MIND, BUT THERES ONE OTHING A SAIYAN ALWAYS KEEPS! HIS PRIIIIIIDEE!!!!

 

[OscarAllius]

it's not a worthy investment. too much headache to raise a kid that's only 50% you, and most parents do it for their sake, not for the sake of the children. also, I don't think I would be a good parent

also, I'm a fucking incel, it's not like I would reproduce or anything like that

 

[MuddyBuddy]

When you have a child you are in total control of what she/he will become.

Yeah I'm sure our parents wanted this for us.

 

[Deleted member 34194]

Yeah I'm sure our parents wanted this for us.

My parents were low IQ cucks that thought a child is what it needed to be done, now I'm just rotting in my room basically.
Fucking normies doing normie things.