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Having a vampire gf would be fun

Clavicus Vile

Clavicus Vile

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Well until she gets hungry that is, although I seriously doubt my blood would be all that appetizing. It would like the equivalent to eating garbage.

You also couldn’t go out in the day with her since she’d burn from the sun, but night dates are more romantic anyways. I don’t know if it would help if she covered up during the day completely like a sand nigger.
 
Agreed, especially since vampires are typically portrayed as seductive
 
Well until she gets hungry that is, although I seriously doubt my blood would be all that appetizing. It would like the equivalent to eating garbage.

You also couldn’t go out in the day with her since she’d burn from the sun, but night dates are more romantic anyways. I don’t know if it would help if she covered up during the day completely like a sand nigger.
Based shed also be more experienced than you so would know the techniques
 
YOU'RE A LETTING A VAMPIRE SUCK YOUR DICK?
 
Well until she gets hungry that is, although I seriously doubt my blood would be all that appetizing. It would like the equivalent to eating garbage.

You also couldn’t go out in the day with her since she’d burn from the sun, but night dates are more romantic anyways. I don’t know if it would help if she covered up during the day completely like a sand nigger.
Vampire foids are Vlad (goth/vampire chad) only
 
Well until she gets hungry that is, although I seriously doubt my blood would be all that appetizing. It would like the equivalent to eating garbage.

You also couldn’t go out in the day with her since she’d burn from the sun, but night dates are more romantic anyways. I don’t know if it would help if she covered up during the day completely like a sand nigger.
Would be nice
 

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