Discussion Having a haircut tomorrow

[Grodd]

My hair is very long currently so this will be my first haircut in over two years done by someone else since last time i cut it myself

No haircut for my face tho of course

 

[Wrath]

 

[Grodd]

 

[Paladin]

I had one a couple days ago. I don't hate at as much as the haircuts I usually get at least

 

[fokusin]

I don't let my hair grow out

 

[Grodd]

I had one a couple days ago. I don't hate at as much as the haircuts I usually get at least

i usually am indifferent to any haircut i get since it doesn't change much

 

[iicc66]

Wish i had long hair like you, i literally just let it grow 3 months or so now and it just looks so much better, never cutting it

 

[Grodd]

I don't let my hair grow out

I rarely do but in the past year or so i have i basically currently have the Joker haircut

 

[LeFrenchCel]

I hope it would look good

Spoiler

it won't help you with women though

 

[Grodd]

Wish i had long hair like you, i literally just let it grow 3 months or so now and it just looks so much better, never cutting it

Nice

 

[Grodd]

I hope it would look good

Spoiler

it won't help you with women though

 

[Choler]

take a shower too and start respecting women and you will slay bro

 

[Grodd]

take a shower too and start respecting women and you will slay bro

 

[erenyeager]

I need LL surgery

 

[Lazyandtalentless]

You start to grow taller, with broader shoulders and a more athletic build. Your features become sharper, with a chiseled jawline, stronger chin, and perfectly straight, white teeth. Your skin becomes smooth and clear, glowing with vitality, while your face and body grow increasingly symmetrical. Your ears become less noticeable, and your face gains a more refined, sculpted look. Your eyes become bright, clear, and captivating.

 

[Emba]

Get scissors and cut it blotchy like chemotherapy head

 

[Janaki]

Hopefully they don't mess it up. I hate getting haircuts.

 

[BornToLose]

 

[Zetta]

having a ccope cut tomorrow so I can cope about being ugly so I can cope by funding the job of a hair cutter bitch probably

 

[Lazyandtalentless]

You start to grow taller, with broader shoulders and a more athletic build. Your features become sharper, with a chiseled jawline, stronger chin, and perfectly straight, white teeth. Your skin becomes smooth and clear, glowing with vitality, while your face and body grow increasingly symmetrical. Your ears become less noticeable, and your face gains a more refined, sculpted look. Your eyes become bright, clear, and captivating.

Your cheekbones lift subtly, becoming more defined and prominent, enhancing the angular structure of your face. Your eyebrows reshape themselves into a naturally clean, symmetrical arch that frames your eyes perfectly. Any blemishes, uneven tones, or imperfections vanish from your skin, leaving behind a flawless, even complexion. Your neck lengthens slightly and grows more defined, connecting seamlessly to your now-proportionate, muscular shoulders.





Your arms and chest broaden as lean muscle forms with ideal balance—toned without being bulky. Your torso tightens, revealing a trim waist and visible definition across your abdomen. Your back straightens and widens slightly, forming the classic V-taper physique. Veins and tendons subtly show beneath your skin, a sign of low body fat and perfect conditioning.





Your hands refine too—slender yet strong, with clean, proportioned fingers and smooth, even nails. Your legs elongate and firm up, with visible tone in the calves and thighs, completing the transformation into a statuesque, perfectly proportioned figure. From head to toe, your physical presence becomes one of flawless symmetry, strength, and natural beauty.

 

[Lonelyus]

My hair is very long currently so this will be my first haircut in over two years done by someone else since last time i cut it myself

No haircut for my face tho of course

I cut my hair myself

 

[Rapistcel]

My hair is very long currently so this will be my first haircut in over two years done by someone else since last time i cut it myself

No haircut for my face tho of course

Why a lot of you guys have long hair, that makes you look more feminine

 

[TooSomething]

My hair is very long currently so this will be my first haircut in over two years done by someone else since last time i cut it myself

No haircut for my face tho of course

Good luck, man. Hope it's done right. A bad haircut can mess up the look of the facial area even more.

 

[Lonelyus]

Just get a normal hair trimmer skin the sides a little bit 11m is what i like then use scissor and that thing and cut it and then hse wax to put it to the sides

 

[foidslayer69420]

My hair is very long currently so this will be my first haircut in over two years done by someone else since last time i cut it myself

No haircut for my face tho of course

Maybe you are one haircut away from ascending (cope)

 

[pizzamaxxer]

same

 

[stalkerKiller]

This is peak haircut

 

[Lazyandtalentless]

You start to grow taller, with broader shoulders and a more athletic build. Your features become sharper, with a chiseled jawline, stronger chin, and perfectly straight, white teeth. Your skin becomes smooth and clear, glowing with vitality, while your face and body grow increasingly symmetrical. Your ears become less noticeable, and your face gains a more refined, sculpted look. Your eyes become bright, clear, and captivating.

Your cheekbones lift subtly, becoming more defined and prominent, enhancing the angular structure of your face. Your eyebrows reshape themselves into a naturally clean, symmetrical arch that frames your eyes perfectly. Any blemishes, uneven tones, or imperfections vanish from your skin, leaving behind a flawless, even complexion. Your neck lengthens slightly and grows more defined, connecting seamlessly to your now-proportionate, muscular shoulders.





Your arms and chest broaden as lean muscle forms with ideal balance—toned without being bulky. Your torso tightens, revealing a trim waist and visible definition across your abdomen. Your back straightens and widens slightly, forming the classic V-taper physique. Veins and tendons subtly show beneath your skin, a sign of low body fat and perfect conditioning.





Your hands refine too—slender yet strong, with clean, proportioned fingers and smooth, even nails. Your legs elongate and firm up, with visible tone in the calves and thighs, completing the transformation into a statuesque, perfectly proportioned figure. From head to toe, your physical presence becomes one of flawless symmetry, strength, and natural beauty.

Omg inkwell nobody cares about those things!

Women’s consistent preference for taller men with broad shoulders, moderate muscularity, pronounced jawlines, clear skin, straight white teeth, facial symmetry, and high facial contrast is well explained by evolutionary theories of honest signaling and sexual selection (Pawlowski et al. 156; Frederick and Haselton 1172; Puts 579; Fink, Grammer, and Matts 435). These costly traits reliably indicate genetic quality, health, and resource‐acquisition potential, offering both direct benefits (e.g., protection, provisioning) and indirect “good genes” benefits for offspring (Frederick and Haselton 1175; Puts 579). Functional MRI studies demonstrate that viewing attractive faces activates core dopaminergic reward regions—including the orbitofrontal cortex, nucleus accumbens, and amygdala—underscoring the deep neural basis of evolved mate preferences (Winston et al. 195; O’Doherty et al. 147). Although cross‐cultural agreement on these preferences is high, women’s emphasis on health‐related traits intensifies under high pathogen‐stress conditions, reflecting ecological flexibility in mate choice (Schaller and Murray 214; Cunningham et al. 61).





Height correlates positively with reproductive success: in a Polish sample of 4,419 men, those taller on average sired significantly more offspring than shorter peers (Pawlowski et al. 156). Broad shoulders and a V-shaped torso—measured via shoulder-to-hip ratio—signal elevated testosterone and upper-body strength, traits women find attractive in both short- and long-term mating contexts (Frederick and Haselton 1170). Women’s preference for moderate muscularity follows an “inverted-U” pattern: men with intermediate muscle mass are rated most attractive, balancing immunocompetence signaling against perceived aggression risks (Frederick and Haselton 1172).





Pronounced jawlines, heavy brow ridges, and large chins develop under testosterone influence and serve as honest signals of developmental robustness and immune function (Puts 579). Facial symmetry further reinforces perceptions of genetic quality, as individuals with low fluctuating asymmetry are consistently rated more attractive across studies (Thornhill and Gangestad 297). Thick, well-defined eyebrows enhance perceived masculinity, with eyebrow prominence shown to boost male facial attractiveness ratings (Neave et al. 84).





Even, homogeneous skin coloration powerfully conveys health and youth, making clear skin one of the strongest visual attractiveness cues (Fink, Grammer, and Matts 435). Well-aligned, bright white teeth function as a human ornament: improvements in tooth coloration significantly enhance perceived facial attractiveness (Höfel, Lange, and Jacobsen 351). High facial contrast—greater luminance differences between the eyes/lips and surrounding skin—accentuates cues to vitality and health, elevating perceived attractiveness (Russell 1211).





Functional MRI investigations map attractiveness appraisal onto core reward circuits: attractive faces elicit linear and nonlinear BOLD responses in the orbitofrontal cortex, caudate nucleus, and amygdala (Winston et al. 195). Viewing smiling, attractive faces further engages the medial orbitofrontal cortex, underscoring its role in encoding social-reward value (O’Doherty et al. 147).





Cross-cultural studies reveal strong consensus on male attractiveness cues across diverse populations—from Scottish and South African observers to urban and rural samples—highlighting universality in preferences (Cunningham et al. 61). Under elevated pathogen prevalence, women place even greater emphasis on masculine and health-related traits, demonstrating that ecological pressures modulate—but do not overturn—evolved mate‐choice priorities (Schaller and Murray 214).

Works Cited

Cunningham, Michael R., Andrea P. Barbee, and Christine L. Pike. “What Do Women Want? Facial–Metric Assessment of Multiple Motives in the Perception of Male Facial Physical Attractiveness.” Journal of Personality and Social Psychology, vol. 59, no. 1, 1990, pp. 61–77.





Fink, Bernhard, Karl Grammer, and P. J. Matts. “Visible Skin Color Distribution Plays a Role in the Perception of Age, Attractiveness, and Health in Female Faces.” Evolution and Human Behavior, vol. 27, no. 6, Nov. 2006, pp. 433–442.





Frederick, David A., and Martie G. Haselton. “Why Is Muscularity Sexy? Tests of the Fitness-Indicator Hypothesis.” Personality and Social Psychology Bulletin, vol. 33, no. 8, Aug. 2007, pp. 1167–1183. DOI: 10.1177/0146167207303022.





Höfel, Lea, Matthias Lange, and Thomas Jacobsen. “Beauty and the Teeth: Perception of Tooth Color and Its Influence on the Overall Judgment of Facial Attractiveness.” International Journal of Periodontics & Restorative Dentistry, vol. 27, no. 4, 2007, pp. 349–357.





Neave, Nick, et al. “Male Facial Appearance Signals Physical Strength to Women.” American Journal of Human Biology, vol. 19, no. 1, 2007, pp. 82–87. DOI: 10.1002/ajhb.20599.





O’Doherty, John, et al. “Beauty in a Smile: The Role of Medial Orbitofrontal Cortex in Facial Attractiveness.” Neuropsychologia, vol. 41, no. 2, Feb. 2003, pp. 147–155.





Pawlowski, Bogusław, Robin I. M. Dunbar, and Aleksander Lipowicz. “Tall Men Have More Reproductive Success.” Nature, vol. 403, no. 6766, Jan. 2000, p. 156. DOI: 10.1038/35003107.





Puts, David A. “Do Men’s Faces Really Signal Heritable Immunocompetence?” Behavioral Ecology, vol. 24, no. 3, May 2013, pp. 579–598. DOI: 10.1093/beheco/ars073.





Russell, Richard. “A Sex Difference in Facial Contrast and Its Exaggeration by Cosmetics.” Perception, vol. 38, no. 8, Aug. 2009, pp. 1211–1219. DOI: 10.1068/p6332.





Schaller, Mark, and David R. Murray. “Pathogens, Personality, and Culture: Disease Prevalence Predicts Worldwide Variability in Sociosexuality, Extraversion, and Openness to Experience.” Journal of Personality and Social Psychology, vol. 95, no. 1, 2008, pp. 212–221. DOI: 10.1037/0022-3514.95.1.212.





Thornhill, Randy, and Steven W. Gangestad. “Human Fluctuating Asymmetry and Sexual Behavior.” Psychological Science, vol. 5, no. 5, Sept. 1994, pp. 297–302. DOI: 10.1111/j.1467-9280.1994.tb00256.x.





Winston, Andrew S., et al. “Brain Systems for Assessing Facial Attractiveness.” Neuropsychologia, vol. 45, no. 1, Jan. 2007, pp. 195–206. DOI: 10.1016/j.neuropsychologia.2006.06.022.

 

[lifeisfucked215]

Maybe it'll turn you into Chad like bluepillers claim

Just make sure to go for a walk after that and drink water

 

[Praetorian Kanga]

No haircut for my face tho of course

 

[Praetorian Kanga]

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[Justanotherbloke]

Maybe it'll turn you into Chad like bluepillers claim

The fact that there are people walking around who genuinely believe that, baffles me.
The only thing it does, is framing your face differently for max 1 day cause you and others aren't used to it.
That's it.

 

[poorenglishcel]

Buzz cut it at home. And its free!

 

[fedded]

I hope it would look good

Spoiler

it won't help you with women though

 

[fedded]

Buzz cut it at home. And its free!

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