JFL "haven't had a blowjob since 2007"

[goyim next door]

I don't even care whether it's larp, real or whatever. I want to believe it's real, simply because it sounds funny.

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Aloneinthewoods1979
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Haven’t had a blow job since 2007​

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This is more of a rant and maybe a cautionary tale for younger DB folks around here.
My wife and I met in 2008 and I would say that our sex life was never good (or anywhere near as frequent as I would have liked). But I compromised and my wife always said it would get better. Spoiler alert, it did not.
One thing that I really long for is to feel desired and have my partner want to please me as well. I’m overly eager to satisfy people to a fault and once in a blue moon, I would like that reciprocated.

But alas, it never was.....

In our entire relationship, I have never received a start to finish blow job from my wife. The last time I had one was a previous girlfriend in May 2007, and I cannot believe it as we approach the 20 year mark.

I haven’t even had regular sex in 10+ years and it makes me so frustrated and sad to have absolutely no contact.

You're not entitled to sex you inkwell.

I keep telling myself I made a choice for my kids but days like today, makes me yearn for a partner who would even just tolerate me let alone love me. The bar is so low, I don’t even know if it could get any worse. I’m a 44 year old dad and basically, unfuckable at this point.

So for all you younger folk in the first few years of your dead bed room, just know it’s unlikely to get better. Make peace with it now or know that the longing and suffering will be with you for the rest of your days

Just be a cuck theory. I like how he doesn't even say to leave or divorce her. Just take it and become a cuck bro and have a starfish sex every 5 years.

 

[Morbilius]

Oofy Doofy hasn't had a blowjob since the bush administration

 

[RandomGuy]

Oofy Doofy hasn't had a blowjob since the bush administration

 

[deleted dude]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbW47X0gdIQ

 

[nihilum]

fate worse than inceldom.

 

[NeverBetter]

ALPHA FUCKS. BETA BUX.

 

[Arre]

He's lucky he even had a blowjob.

 

[Ultracel30]

Oofy Doofy hasn't had a blowjob since the bush administration

that whore's jaw muscle worn down already before oofy doofy marriage.

 

[parbate2025]

She's getting fucked outside though.

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

Moga me.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Oofy Doofy hasn't had a blowjob since the bush administration

 

[Saigon Depression]

How a man can marry a woman (with all the inevitable future obligations) that never gave him at least a blowjob before is beyond me.
What did this idiot expect?

Of course it may be LARP but who knows.

 

[Lo3e]

Oofy Doofy hasn't had a blowjob since the bush administration

 

[Freixel]

fate worse than inceldom.

 

[Yabadadabadoo]

Real Madrid had 9 UCLs and Barcelona had 2 when he got her last blowjob

 

[Spice]

Can normies even think outside the box at this point or their brains have a bottleneck to think logically?

I would just leave that relationship if i was in that situation, why tf would you continue to stay?

And if you aren't getting any sex why the fuck would you make reddit post about it instead of telling it to your bitch how it is instead

 

[Rezecel]

ALPHA FUCKS. BETA BUX.

Trvth

 

[kay']

"DB folks", they have a lingo for themselves too.

They created a community around being a spineless dork.

Jfl, so many people dont deserve to breathe its such a clown life.

 

[FoidsEnshittifyAll]

He's lucky he even had a blowjob.

 

[juice]

Meanwhile his wife is being dicked down once every few days by a younger guy or a chad her age who hasn't lost his looks yet

 

[SubhumanOldcel]

Moga me.

 

[SubhumanOldcel]

Meanwhile his wife is being dicked down once every few days by a younger guy or a chad her age who hasn't lost his looks yet

 

[The Notorious SLAV]

Brutal for him, but still better than me.

He's lucky he even had a blowjob.

She's getting fucked outside though.

 

[xxdarkpixelsxx]

Normie relationship

 

[Grodd]

The fate of many oofy doofy Men