JFL Have you stupid incels even tried touching grass yet?

[Left4DeadKoala]

You know why Jeremy meeks and people like that have women thirsting after them? No it's not their looks THEY JUST TOUCHED GRASS AND HAD A GOOD PERSONALITY HOW TF DON'T YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND THATTTT

 

[trenchcoatmafia]

just write your phone number on a piece of paper and give it to her she will say yes 100% if you are a decent human being and not a pick me man

 

[TheCatMan]

I recently purchased an ear cleaner that I can use while scrubbing in the shower with ten shower heads. Women will be crawling to me in no time!

 

[Left4DeadKoala]

just write your phone number on a piece of paper and give it to her she will say yes 100% if you are a decent human being and not a pick me man

I did that once but instead of my phone number I wrote "hey you're really cute" on it and my dumbass thought it would work lmaoo. She just ended up ignoring me which honestly isn't the worst outcome (I was in 7th grade and bluepilled at the time jfl)

 

[Left4DeadKoala]

I recently purchased an ear cleaner that I can use while scrubbing in the shower with ten shower heads. Women will be crawling to me in no time!

Stupid inkwells won't dare touch this!! They just blame their looks for everything!!!

 

[trenchcoatmafia]

I did that once but instead of my phone number I wrote "hey you're really cute" on it and my dumbass thought it would work lmaoo. She just ended up ignoring me which honestly isn't the worst outcome (I was in 7th grade and bluepilled at the time jfl)

you should have beaten her,they literally admit they like that

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Is that sarcasm?

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

I don't have grass at home.

 

[Left4DeadKoala]

Is that sarcasm?

Nuh uh just touch grass bro trust me

 

[Dusk]

 

[Left4DeadKoala]

Is that sarcasm?

I touched grass and I got chad jawline trust broo!!!

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Nuh uh just touch grass bro trust me

The closest grass I have is full of dogs piss and shit
Not gonna touch that

 

[LeFrenchCel]

I touched grass and I got chad jawline trust broo!!!

I see

 

[Left4DeadKoala]

Well just take cold showers than bro!!

 

[gymcellragefuel]

I recently purchased an ear cleaner that I can use while scrubbing in the shower with ten shower heads. Women will be crawling to me in no time!

rookie numbers. You need a minimum of 100 showers a day and a daily dose of grass touching in order to attract women silly incel

 

[Lawrence]

The closest grass I have is full of dogs piss and shit

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And under the stairs is poison ivy

Watch out
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[lazy_gamer_423]

The closest grass I have is full of dogs piss and shit
Not gonna touch that

brutal dogpill

 

[Fire.]

 

[5ft4ropeconnoisseur]

Grass gets more action than I do

 

[Left4DeadKoala]

brutal dogpill

Lol

 

[Tugacel]

I mean if grass looked like like this I'd touch it every day.

Spoiler: NSFW!!!