Have you guys ever been on a date? How was it?

[Deleted member 7448]

It just occurred to me that despite most of us being virgins, some of you at least went on dates. It dawned on me that I never even had a date, nor a relationship with a woman that could be described as more than a work acquaintance or uni/school colleague.

So, how miserable was it?

 

[AsiaCel]

I wonder if some of these threads are simply chad baits to expose the fakecels for the mods.

 

[FaceandHFD]

It just occurred to me that despite most of us being virgins

 

[Deleted member 8353]

If you've been on a date you're a low tier normie tbh.

I wonder if some of these threads are simply chad baits to expose the fakecels for the mods.

 

[YungCell]

Jfl at the people are about to get a bragging ban

 

[Deleted member 60]

what qualifies as a date?

 

[ordinaryotaku]

I had a date once. Needless to say I didn't like it.

Spoiler: Date.

 

[ovrload]

i knew an incel who had a date with his sex doll.

 

[uninstall]

yes, i can write a book about it

 

[micropenis29]

Yes. It was lame. It was what you would expect.

Dates, if you're not Chad, are just a silly waste of time and are basically just orbiting/cuckoldry.

 

[Angry_runt]

I've been on internet dates 7-10 years ago, thanks to angle frauding (taking a low res video of my face and body and then scrubbing frame by frame to find the one where my face looks the least subhuman) and body halo maxxing (I was in fitness magazine cover shape then). This was before Tinder and Chads weren't on-line for the most part.

As for how the dates went... the girl would see me and her entire body would slump. Then within a few minutes she'd start making a case for why she can't stay long or do what we planned to do, they all did this. What I'd suggest when we were chatting on line is to go for cocktails, but when they saw me they would be making excuses like they're coming down with a cold (please don't try to kiss me!) or they have class early tomorrow so they can't drink or stay long.
Then we'd go for coffee somewhere and the girl would be glancing at her phone every minute and chatting disinterestedly with me about whatever. In one case a girl got an "emergency" call from someone and she had to go after 15 minutes, that was my last date I think, I noped out of the whole thing after that.
Every date would end before 11pm and every time I felt like shit. It's like when you're not getting dates, you are getting pretty strong hints that you're subhuman... but when you do get dates and they go the way they went for me, that's like getting a signed certificate of subhumanity, nothing vague about it.

 

[Incel801]

Yes I tried and tried right before I started reading r/incels. They all ended terribly and I took it out on myself. Broke my hand punching a telephone pole after a fat cunt rejected me one night..that was just one of many failures

They fucking love rejecting , you can see their eyes sparkle and light up when it happens..

 

[Deleted member 8206]

If you've been on a date you're a low tier normie tbh.

low tier normies is like 70% of this forum

 

[Deleted member 7448]

I've been on internet dates 7-10 years ago, thanks to angle frauding (taking a low res video of my face and body and then scrubbing frame by frame to find the one where my face looks the least subhuman) and body halo maxxing (I was in fitness magazine cover shape then). This was before Tinder and Chads weren't on-line for the most part.

As for how the dates went... the girl would see me and her entire body would slump. Then within a few minutes she'd start making a case for why she can't stay long or do what we planned to do, they all did this. What I'd suggest when we were chatting on line is to go for cocktails, but when they saw me they would be making excuses like they're coming down with a cold (please don't try to kiss me!) or they have class early tomorrow so they can't drink or stay long.
Then we'd go for coffee somewhere and the girl would be glancing at her phone every minute and chatting disinterestedly with me about whatever. In one case a girl got an "emergency" call from someone and she had to go after 15 minutes, that was my last date I think, I noped out of the whole thing after that.
Every date would end before 11pm and every time I felt like shit. It's like when you're not getting dates, you are getting pretty strong hints that you're subhuman... but when you do get dates and they go the way they went for me, that's like getting a signed certificate of subhumanity, nothing vague about it.

Brutal. Reality is way too cruel. And you were fit and healthy too. Rejected so thoroughly all because of the way your facial bones are arranged.

 

[LoserSatan]

No. I've been a truecel my whole life.

 

[Cuyen]

Of course not dates are for normies and chads

 

[a1mless]

It just occurred to me that despite most of us being virgins, some of you at least went on dates. It dawned on me that I never even had a date, nor a relationship with a woman that could be described as more than a work acquaintance or uni/school colleague.

So, how miserable was it?

Miserable as shit, I never ever have had a date last longer then 30 minutes because of my autism.

 

[Hate_my_life]

Lol of course not, have you seen my face?

 

[Angry_runt]

Brutal. Reality is way too cruel. And you were fit and healthy too. Rejected so thoroughly all because of the way your facial bones are arranged.

The worst thing was if we'd first talked on the phone for a long time. I'd do pretty well over the phone and the girl would be enthusiastic and suggestive and flirty and all that. But then when we met in person, the change was soul crushing. Suddenly she wasn't laughing at my jokes, was deliberately misinterpreting my attempts at flirting and was exceedingly polite and formal. One girl I talked with for an hour the afternoon before our date and the way she changed is like her dog had died or something between our phone call and our date.

Just for the fun of tormenting myself, last year I tried on-line dating with the same pics I used back then. Nothing... I got nothing.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

I had a date once. Needless to say I didn't like it.

Spoiler: Date.

I like dates, Anbara date is the best.

 

[Blacktarpill]

I want to.
But its too hard.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

never been on a real date.

closest i ever had to a date experience, was when I had to spend a whole day in the school hall with this girl I liked from class. it's a thing in european schools where you have to LARP as a secretary/aid for one day instead of going to class. and for whatever reason I was picked along with my fav girl.

providence, right? no. lol.

none of the shit I did that day really made her into me, or out of the friend zone, none of the jokes or attempts to make risque comments worked. she took the bait a little bit then immediately went back to neutral. she also didn't give much of a shit about this gift I had to give her, iirc it was also gift day for women or whatever.
final suifuel was at the end, when I noticed while we were chatting she was drawing something, and she threw it away.
the thing was a stylized logo drawing of my name, she just balled it up and threw it outside instead of showing it to me, lol. i was so pathetic i went after her paper ball when she wasn't looking so I could see what she threw away.

 

[FIVETHREEBALDCEL]

She made me think it was a date, god damn bitch used me for years without even a kiss on the cheek. All this before i went bald, now if she sees bald and uglier she will probably wish i was dead

 

[Deleted member 7448]

She made me think it was a date, god damn bitch used me for years without even a kiss on the cheek. All this before i went bald, now if she sees bald and uglier she will probably wish i was dead

I'm almost bald too man. It's truly a hopeless situation. Just counting the days till my demise at this point.

 

[LDARBuddah]

Jfl at the people are about to get a bragging ban

Setup thread ngl

 

[Smallondick]

No : feelbadman:

 

[FIVETHREEBALDCEL]

I'm almost bald too man. It's truly a hopeless situation. Just counting the days till my demise at this point.

I am hoping i can somewhat fix my baldness with hair transplant.
But i don't want to risk never walking again for height(limb lengthening)
Even after i fix my hair, i will be an incel, the reason i want a tranplant is so thay people will be less disgusted by me when i have hair and treat me like a human

 

[Bakura806]

real incels have never been on dates

 

[IHateMySelf]

Had a date=fakecel

 

[Blacktarpill]

She made me think it was a date, god damn bitch used me for years without even a kiss on the cheek. All this before i went bald, now if she sees bald and uglier she will probably wish i was dead

Damn, it looks really bad. I feel you man.

 

[Deleted member 16023]

I sorta went to a date , we went to a movie , had nice dinner and then came back to my place. It was with my best friend , he's pretty great guy. These bro dates count Right , I am not dateless right.

 

[mylifeistrash]

I've been on internet dates 7-10 years ago, thanks to angle frauding (taking a low res video of my face and body and then scrubbing frame by frame to find the one where my face looks the least subhuman) and body halo maxxing (I was in fitness magazine cover shape then). This was before Tinder and Chads weren't on-line for the most part.

As for how the dates went... the girl would see me and her entire body would slump. Then within a few minutes she'd start making a case for why she can't stay long or do what we planned to do, they all did this. What I'd suggest when we were chatting on line is to go for cocktails, but when they saw me they would be making excuses like they're coming down with a cold (please don't try to kiss me!) or they have class early tomorrow so they can't drink or stay long.
Then we'd go for coffee somewhere and the girl would be glancing at her phone every minute and chatting disinterestedly with me about whatever. In one case a girl got an "emergency" call from someone and she had to go after 15 minutes, that was my last date I think, I noped out of the whole thing after that.
Every date would end before 11pm and every time I felt like shit. It's like when you're not getting dates, you are getting pretty strong hints that you're subhuman... but when you do get dates and they go the way they went for me, that's like getting a signed certificate of subhumanity, nothing vague about it.

jesus christ that's so fucking brutal

 

[Deleted member 7448]

I am hoping i can somewhat fix my baldness with hair transplant.
But i don't want to risk never walking again for height(limb lengthening)
Even after i fix my hair, i will be an incel, the reason i want a tranplant is so thay people will be less disgusted by me when i have hair and treat me like a human

Limb lengthening is a horrible idea. Makes me sick to my stomach just reading about the procedure.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

i knew an incel who had a date with his sex doll.

 

[KingChemist]

Closest I got to a date was a date that got flaked.

 

[ihaveno1]

nope, never. no foid has ever allowed me to go on a date with her and i've never had a female friend

 

[Michael15651]

Not even just once

 

[Sans]

most of us being virgins

Hey pal, you just blow in from Copenhagen?

 

[GameDevCel]

no, i never a date

 

[Cuyen]

Had a date=fakecel

 

[Sgtpinkie]

No

 

[virgin4life]

It just occurred to me that despite most of us being virgins, some of you at least went on dates. It dawned on me that I never even had a date, nor a relationship with a woman that could be described as more than a work acquaintance or uni/school colleague.

So, how miserable was it?

I used anglefrauded pics and wrote to like a thousand foids. Got two dates out of it. The first one told me she liked my personality but I was just too ugly for her. Second just laughed at me and later wrote me she knew I wasn't "her type" within 10 seconds of seing me.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Of course not dates are for normies and chads

 

[Michael15651]

I can only wish.

 

[Cuyen]

I never even got number lmao

 

[Blacktarpill]

Not even just once

 

[Braincel14w]

One time, it was boring, didn't lead anywhere, she soon got back with her ex. She was an ugly landwhale.

Yes. It was lame. It was what you would expect.

Dates, if you're not Chad, are just a silly waste of time and are basically just orbiting/cuckoldry.

Same. This.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

I sorta went to a date , we went to a movie , had nice dinner and then came back to my place. It was with my best friend , he's pretty great guy. These bro dates count Right , I am not dateless right.

At least bro dates are enjoyable.

 

[Alone75]

In over 4 decades of living I have managed to get 2 dates, I imagined us getting along, laughing and flirting and then kissing goodnight passionately under a full moon. Then her asking me in for "coffee" then I would finally have sex and life would be more worth living!

But this is real life and I was rudely rejected and it was all a complete waste of time of course...

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

No man