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Have you guys even been clubcelling?

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How did you find it? I have 0 friends to go out with so I feel like going out alone, getting drunk enough to lower my inhibitions and maybe approach foids.
 
Yes. If you're not 7+, don't even think about it. It's real Chad only and you'll only waste money.
 
I went to a nightclub once when I was 19 it was torture and I walked out after 20 minutes.
 
Shut up GrAY
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There is no such thing as "clubcelling", if your not attractive you are wasting your time at these clubs.
 
Yes. If you're not 7+, don't even think about it. It's real Chad only and you'll only waste money.
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I've never gone.
I was invited once, but did not go

However, i can imagine that thing. Foids having fun, sex party, people fucking everywhere. While I wouldn't get a single foid. And probably some drunk normie or chad would hit me or insult me. Even the olders (mature) ones as they're under the effects of alchol
 
I disagree with most of the answers in this thread because ultimately rich ugly guys can still do performative shit that allows them to fuck ugly girls.

obviously if you're not rich, clubbing is just gonna widen the financial gap even further and not get you pussy. And that's pretty much all you need to know. Still, a lot of ugly near-wall women do want a rich looksmatched boyfriend because they're tired of getting ran through by Chad
 
I disagree with most of the answers in this thread because ultimately rich ugly guys can still do performative shit that allows them to fuck ugly girls.

obviously if you're not rich, clubbing is just gonna widen the financial gap even further and not get you pussy. And that's pretty much all you need to know. Still, a lot of ugly near-wall women do want a rich looksmatched boyfriend because they're tired of getting ran through by Chad
don't you just buy drinks at clubs? I know they can be expensive but I don't think you have to be rich. From what i've seen most people are there to just dance and hookup
 
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I've never gone.
I was invited once, but did not go

However, i can imagine that thing. Foids having fun, sex party, people fucking everywhere. While I wouldn't get a single foid. And probably some drunk normie or chad would hit me or insult me. Even the olders (mature) ones as they're under the effects of alchol
The few I've went to and seen, there's nothing like sex parties and people fucking everywhere. It's mostly groups of girls hanging around among themselves, some guys approaching with minimal success and based on looks, and most people going their own way or at best some oofy doofy shit with guys hanging around girls like puppy dogs.

To even think of succeeding with these holes, you need to be attractive AND have a social circle with you to match hers which is a daunting task even if you are attractive. Money helps too probably, but there's better ways to betabux.
 
don't you just buy drinks at clubs? I know they can be expensive but I don't think you have to be rich. From what i've seen most people are there to just dance and hookup
buying a few drinks for a few girls isn't going to break your wallet necessarily, but the more subtle point is that you need to be wealthy enough that it literally is just frivolous spending. That way you won't feel like you're getting scammed if the girl doesn't reciprocate; it'll be your equivalent of just putting another quarter in the Pac Man machine, whereas if you're a poor wagie it'll unironically throw off your confidence. muh abundance versus scarcity mentality is legit here

not to mention drugs, cars, food, and so many more things also correlate with this mentality of frivolous spending. btw: At a mainstream club in Los Angeles or New York City, you need to be extremely rich to pull this off; in more lounge type environments, There are pros and cons as well. One benefit would be that you're more likely to get into the club in the first place if it's a lounge during non peak hours, but the exclusivity vibe means that generally you'll be watched a little more closely esp if ugly. but the aforementioned strategy is much more likely to work.

Having said all that, most rich ugly guys with partners meet their partners through online dating or through friends. the permutation I'm referring to is only really reserved for people who are already a little bit comfortable with sleazy environments and that is not a good place for autists to be...
 
Why would I want to sit in an isolated corner while loud monkey babble plays over the speakers?
 
buying a few drinks for a few girls isn't going to break your wallet necessarily, but the more subtle point is that you need to be wealthy enough that it literally is just frivolous spending. That way you won't feel like you're getting scammed if the girl doesn't reciprocate; it'll be your equivalent of just putting another quarter in the Pac Man machine, whereas if you're a poor wagie it'll unironically throw off your confidence. muh abundance versus scarcity mentality is legit here

not to mention drugs, cars, food, and so many more things also correlate with this mentality of frivolous spending. btw: At a mainstream club in Los Angeles or New York City, you need to be extremely rich to pull this off; in more lounge type environments, There are pros and cons as well. One benefit would be that you're more likely to get into the club in the first place if it's a lounge during non peak hours, but the exclusivity vibe means that generally you'll be watched a little more closely esp if ugly. but the aforementioned strategy is much more likely to work.

Having said all that, most rich ugly guys with partners meet their partners through online dating or through friends. the permutation I'm referring to is only really reserved for people who are already a little bit comfortable with sleazy environments and that is not a good place for autists to be...
in nightclubs here everyone just looks the same, just normie college students. Don't look rich or anything.
 
I used to go clubbing all the time in the late 2000s back when I was mass cold approaching women. Needless to say I got rejected every single time. The only guys I knew who had any luck at clubs were good looking.

Anyway, the club scene is completely dead. They're sort of like malls in the sense that they're well past their peak, have largely been made obsolete by the internet (amazon for malls, tinder for clubs) and there are far more closing down than opening up. A bunch of the clubs I used to regularly go to closed down a long time ago.
 
I used to go clubbing all the time in the late 2000s back when I was mass cold approaching women. Needless to say I got rejected every single time. The only guys I knew who had any luck at clubs were good looking.

Anyway, the club scene is completely dead. They're sort of like malls in the sense that they're well past their peak, have largely been made obsolete by the internet (amazon for malls, tinder for clubs) and there are far more closing down than opening up. A bunch of the clubs I used to regularly go to closed down a long time ago.
yeah they definitely are past their prime but I still see a large amount of students going out to bars and clubs here. If anything, the competition might be smaller now that they're not as popular anymore.
 
yeah they definitely are past their prime but I still see a large amount of students going out to bars and clubs here. If anything, the competition might be smaller now that they're not as popular anymore.
I went to a few clubs in the 2010s and from what I saw even back then the gender ratios were much worse, and the women were even more guarded from random guys then back in the 2000s. You'd have better luck cold approaching at a funeral than a club these days.
 
Yes. If you're not 7+, don't even think about it. It's real Chad only and you'll only waste money.
He'll probably get kicked out if he hits on girls as a truly ugly male.
I went to a few clubs in the 2010s and from what I saw even back then the gender ratios were much worse, and the women were even more guarded from random guys then back in the 2000s. You'd have better luck cold approaching at a funeral than a club these days.
Yes. There's going to be scarce amount of women there, and the ones there be there for free drinks and maybe being taken home by a hot guy.

Same with parties. Massive waste of money.
 
I went to a few clubs in the 2010s and from what I saw even back then the gender ratios were much worse, and the women were even more guarded from random guys then back in the 2000s. You'd have better luck cold approaching at a funeral than a club these days.
what if foids cold approach you though?
 
night clubs are for teens tf
 
what? All age groups go to clubs lol, there's clubs with 30+ people.
It’s just most of the nightclubs in my city are full of teens, Maybe in the capital it’s different.
 
The few I've went to and seen, there's nothing like sex parties and people fucking everywhere. It's mostly groups of girls hanging around among themselves, some guys approaching with minimal success and based on looks, and most people going their own way or at best some oofy doofy shit with guys hanging around girls like puppy dogs.

To even think of succeeding with these holes, you need to be attractive AND have a social circle with you to match hers which is a daunting task even if you are attractive. Money helps too probably, but there's better ways to betabux.
I don't mean you find them literally fucking in the same room as you. But kissing
Also, you know that in the girls bathroom there'is people having sex. Out of the party, in any abandoned building, in the countryside if there's, in a park, hiding behind a tree, in someone house after the party
And probably you might see a men and foid leaving together, you know why
Yes, lot of people rejected. Never forget that chads get the main portion.
 
I've went to a cruise's nightclub earlier this August and just saw pretty bois/chads having all the females for themselves, also saw twerking and dry humping while I watch isolated in a corner.
 
I don't mean you find them literally fucking in the same room as you. But kissing
Also, you know that in the girls bathroom there'is people having sex. Out of the party, in any abandoned building, in the countryside if there's, in a park, hiding behind a tree, in someone house after the party
And probably you might see a men and foid leaving together, you know why
Yes, lot of people rejected. Never forget that chads get the main portion.
I know, I mean people that aren't going to fuck after they leave. It's easy to tell when holes are tingly.
 
getting drunk enough to lower my inhibitions and maybe approach foids.
Afterwards, you should spread the rumor in prison that your ass has fangs. Like a vampire.
 
Still, a lot of ugly near-wall women do want a rich looksmatched boyfriend because they're tired of getting ran through by Chad
Cope. They want Chad to finally "take responsibility" and are increasingly despairing because he simply won't. Besides, they're becoming increasingly invisible to him.
So these foids only hang out with those betabuxxers because there are not many better options. Nevertheless, they yearn for Chad every minute, or rather, the Chad who deflowered them.
 
No, never. Even the good looking guys I know who had a chance at success approaching foids there mostly just ran into fights when they did so, and now uniformly say they'd never go to one again, so for someone with zero chance succeeding at that there's no reason to risk getting into trouble for guaranteed zero reward.

It's not really uncommon.
For HTNs and above. Never happens for any guy below that.

Though when it does happen to good-looking guys, it can be pretty wild. I know that two guys from my uni class got approached by some drunk chick who wanted a threesome and was flashing her tits at them and letting them touch them, but her friends dragged her out before anything could happen:worryfeels:.

Then you're :chad: and you shouldn't be on this forum.
 
Ecstasy and going to a rave could help mentalcels ascend I think.

But avoid performative “ironic” people who go there just to mock others.
 
I was kicked out of the last club I went to
 
A club seems like torture.

One time when I was 17 or 18 I had to go to this dance where we were all locked in the room for like 4 hours by the adults and couldn't leave. So I just sat at a table for like 4 hours watching normies dance and scream.

Then one time (the only time in my life I ever went to a party) when I was 18 I drank a screwdriver, got a little bit drunk, and then danced very awkwardly in front of foids. One of them looked at me weird. I felt very embarrassed about it the next day.
 
Once

Tried to get a mtb latina girl but she ended making out with chad instead

I ended up sympathizing with another dude who was in vacation and that I've never seen again in my life, maybe another inkwel idk
 
No and I never will
 

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