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hahahaha I remember I was like 13-14 I got extremely horny everyday in our summer house , the place was like a Greek suburbs with White Houses

I got so horny while I was walking randomly that I went up the suburb’s little bit then there was a sitting place like a open gazebo with lights on ,I just sat there and started jerking off in front of most houses haha:feelsmega::dab: , didn’t finish though,I always jerked in different places like a pervert loool mostly in my friends’ houses or in the garage or maybe even in school though I don’t remember myself

that was a so low inhib god move ffs loooool I still laugh when I remember that
 
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Yeah on an airplane, was a stealthy tug.
 
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I live in curryland and once saw a homeless curry drug addict jerk off in the middle of a street
 
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Pancakecel said:
Yeah on an airplane, was a stealthy tug.
Toilet or seats?
Lookscel said:
I live in curryland and once saw a homeless curry drug addict jerk off in the middle of a street
Lol , where in curryland?
 
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I jerked off in a parking lot once
 
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Three times. Only one of them was to a foid IRL. I was under a staircase with a jacket over my crotch going at it :feelshaha:
 
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Nope but giga based if you have
 
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i’ve done deep-forest masturbation, as well as in abandoned houses.

i did it once in school when i was horny. i was like 13
 
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vansinnesdåd said:
Three times. Only one of them was to a foid IRL. I was under a staircase with a jacket over my crotch going at it :feelshaha:
Sounds great damn
Broly said:
Nope but giga based if you have
Looool thanks
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abandoned houses.
Bro don’t get me started at abandoned places,I jerked in empty dorm it was really really good adventure for me
 
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Yeah once when i was in high school.
 
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Yes, I've done so. I was dead drunk and could barely get hard.
 
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I masturbated once when I was in the mental hospital while looking at a nurse. My dick was in such a position that I could move my legs together and it would stimulate my dick, and eventually I came as well while looking right at her. I think she had no idea.
 
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Mentally lost cel said:
I just sat there and started jerking off in front of most houses haha:feelsmega::dab: , didn’t finish though,I always jerked in different places like a pervert loool mostly in my friends’ houses or in the garage or maybe even in school though I don’t remember myself

that was a so low inhib god move ffs loooool I still laugh when I remember that

nice LARP op

closest I ever get to that is basically adjusting my pants so that my dick bulge doesn't show or if they're falling down
 
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Lookscel said:
I live in curryland and once saw a homeless curry drug addict jerk off in the middle of a street
What kind of drugs do guys like that do there?
 
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I jerked off in class, not my proudest fap. Everyone else had left the room and was feeling horny, so why the hell not. i never got caught or got in trouble for it.
 
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WorldYamataizer said:
i’ve done deep-forest masturbation, as well as in abandoned houses.

i did it once in school when i was horny. i was like 13
Ah, a man of nature. METOO!
 
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Once I was so horny as a teenager that i was in the backseats of my dad's car with both my father and mother in the front seats and iirc my sister in the other back seat. I seriously considered unzipping my dick out and jerk off, but didn't do it.
 
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Mentally lost cel said:
hahahaha I remember I was like 13-14 I got extremely horny everyday in our summer house , the place was like a Greek suburbs with White Houses

I got so horny while I was walking randomly that I went up the suburb’s little bit then there was a sitting place like a open gazebo with lights on ,I just sat there and started jerking off in front of most houses haha:feelsmega::dab: , didn’t finish though,I always jerked in different places like a pervert loool mostly in my friends’ houses or in the garage or maybe even in school though I don’t remember myself

that was a so low inhib god move ffs loooool I still laugh when I remember that
I once jerked off in a closed door office, i was suppose to be building a model, then i got bored/horny and a jerked off to a specific porn video memory, thank god my coworkers or boss didn't catch me
 
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all you guys are such moggers, i'm too high inhib to do it
 
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TheUltimateMarkcel said:
all you guys are such moggers, i'm too high inhib to do it
agreed. pretty based if u do this.
 
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Never have, tbh. I feel like it would be challenging to not be caught.
 
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IncelvisUnimpressly said:
What kind of drugs do guys like that do there?
I have no idea tbh
 
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A few times in the bathroom at work NGL
 
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Wizard32 said:
nice LARP op
It’s not larp believe it or not,I was young
 
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calimero said:
I masturbated once when I was in the mental hospital while looking at a nurse. My dick was in such a position that I could move my legs together and it would stimulate my dick, and eventually I came as well while looking right at her. I think she had no idea.
How did the nurse look like? Describe to us in detail.
 
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Middle school, on holidays
 
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TheDarkEnigma said:
How did the nurse look like? Describe to us in detail.
She was taller than me, probably 183-185 cm. She had brown hair but it was a bit sheepish-like. She sort of always looked like she just got out of bed. Her voice sounded a bit angelic. She was pretty skinny. I had a crush on her and one other nurse while I was there.

I tried flirting with her at the end of my stay, at first she seemed to respond well, and she even changed into her regular clothes when we took a walk together outside. But after some point something must have happened because she looked cold all of the sudden.
 
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calimero said:
She was taller than me, probably 183-185 cm. She had brown hair but it was a bit sheepish-like. She sort of always looked like she just got out of bed. Her voice sounded a bit angelic. She was pretty skinny. I had a crush on her and one other nurse while I was there.
So she had curly hair? Was she mixed or just white? And also what was her eye color and did she have curves or nah?
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I tried flirting with her at the end of my stay, at first she seemed to respond well, and she even changed into her regular clothes when we took a walk together outside. But after some point something must have happened because she looked cold all of the sudden.
Brutal.
 
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calimero said:
She was taller than me, probably 183-185 cm. She had brown hair but it was a bit sheepish-like. She sort of always looked like she just got out of bed. Her voice sounded a bit angelic. She was pretty skinny. I had a crush on her and one other nurse while I was there.

I tried flirting with her at the end of my stay, at first she seemed to respond well, and she even changed into her regular clothes when we took a walk together outside. But after some point something must have happened because she looked cold all of the sudden.
185cm? :feelsohh:
 
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TheDarkEnigma said:
So she had curly hair? Was she mixed or just white? And also what was her eye color and did she have curves or nah?

Brutal.
Yes it was curly hair. She was white. Eye color was blue I think. She had very beautiful curves, I didn't notice this at first because she looked kind of goofy. But she sat down sidewards once on the chair in my room, and I could just see the beautiful curve of her ass. I really have a thing with girls that have a large waist-to-hip ratio. Her face was not stacy-like (though it was cute) but her curves definitely were. The combination was a good fit for her because most guys probably wouldn't notice and go for her.

Anyway, when I masturbated to her and came there were two other nurses in the room as well. But I don't really remember them or found them interesting, they were too normie-like for my taste.
 
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calimero said:
Yes it was curly hair. She was white. Eye color was blue I think. She had very beautiful curves, I didn't notice this at first because she looked kind of goofy. But she sat down sidewards once on the chair in my room, and I could just see the beautiful curve of her ass. I really have a thing with girls that have a large waist-to-hip ratio. Her face was not stacy-like (though it was cute) but her curves definitely were. The combination was a good fit for her because most guys probably wouldn't notice and go for her.
Oh, wow. She must've been a heavenly sight to behold. :feelsohh: Too bad it didn't make out.

Was she younger than you or was she already getting older? Did she had breasts.
 
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TheDarkEnigma said:
Oh, wow. She must've been a heavenly sight to behold. :feelsohh: Too bad it didn't make out.

Was she younger than you or was she already getting older? Did she had breasts.
She was a bit older then me. I was 26 at the time and she was probably 28. She had tiny breasts (maybe medium) but I don't really mind that, I'm an ass man anyway. Maybe not everyone's type but I really liked her, she seemed like a very fertile girl.

I think I briefly fell in love with her and I hope she also got feelings for me, and that that would explain why she would suddenly turn cold, in order to kill her feelings. I think girls do that. Once she seemed really happy to see me after she didn't see me for a long time, and it made her open up.
 
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calimero said:
She was a bit older then me. I was 26 at the time and she was probably 28. She had tiny breasts (maybe medium) but I don't really mind that, I'm an ass man anyway. Maybe not everyone's type but I really liked her, she seemed like a very fertile girl.

I think I briefly fell in love with her and I hope she also got feelings for me, and that that would explain why she would suddenly turn cold, in order to kill her feelings. I think girls do that. Once she seemed really happy to see me after she didn't see me for a long time, and it made her open up.
Yeah, I don't mind breast that much although I do like medium/medium-large breasts but it doesn't matter too much. I'm the same ways, it's more about the hips, thighs, ass and the legs.

And she's a tall Amazonian so her height on top of her fertile figure is definitely a plus. Especially if she's feminine.

She probably also had a beautiful smile.
 
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Yeah, I don't mind breast that much although I do like medium/medium-large breasts but it doesn't matter too much. I'm the same ways, it's more about the hips, thighs, ass and the legs.

And she's a tall Amazonian so her height on top of her fertile figure is definitely a plus. Especially if she's feminine.

She probably also had a beautiful smile.
Maybe not a hollywood/celebrity kind of smile, but a very authentic, honest and modest one. She was pretty down to earth, i.e. she was not exaggerated, which I really like in girls
 
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calimero said:
Maybe not a hollywood/celebrity kind of smile, but a very authentic, honest and modest one. She was pretty down to earth, i.e. she was not exaggerated, which I really like in girls
Would you say she was wife material? Like she seemed more chaste?
 
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Would you say she was wife material? Like she seemed more chaste?
Well you never know for sure with girls how chaste they are. But compared to most other girls in my opinion she would be wife material. Without knowing ofcourse how she handles anger and such, and how our romantic chemistry would be, but I think sometimes you can trust your instinct. At the very least I can say she was a girl that I would be able to love and that stands out to me.

I tried finding her on facebook but I don't know her last name so I don't really have a way to see her again.
 
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calimero said:
Well you never know for sure with girls how chaste they are. But compared to most other girls in my opinion she would be wife material. Without knowing ofcourse how she handles anger and such, and how our romantic chemistry would be, but I think sometimes you can trust your instinct. At the very least I can say she was a girl that I would be able to love and that stands out to me.

I tried finding her on facebook but I don't know her last name so I don't really have a way to see her again.
I guess. Is it rare to find foids like her?
 
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I guess. Is it rare to find foids like her?
Yes it's rare. They are a bit hidden. You probably won't find them by going out.
 
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Once in 6th grade yeah. Won't go into detail.
 
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calimero said:
hope she also got feelings for me, and that that would explain why she would suddenly turn cold, in order to kill her feelings. I think girls do that. Once she seemed really happy to see me after she didn't see me for a long time, and it made her open up.
Oh I’m sure she had feelings for you bro ! Hahahahaha:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
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Mentally lost cel said:
Oh I’m sure she had feelings for you bro ! Hahahahaha:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
I don't understand why she would first be very kind to me and then suddenly go cold
 
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I don't understand why she would first be very kind to me and then suddenly go cold
:soy: She did it to suppress her feelings bro believe me !

Jesus fucking Christ I thought you people were kinda smart ffs
 
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I forced myself to fap in class back in 2010
 
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Once I fapped under an waterslide lmao people, was passing very next to me to climb the slide, some good memory.
 
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calimero said:
Yes it's rare. They are a bit hidden. You probably won't find them by going out.
Find the website of the institution, scour there. Also you can find someone from her unit and look at their social media. Usually they have periodical group evenings.
 
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Cope_Time said:
Once I fapped under an waterslide lmao people, was passing very next to me to climb the slide, some good memory.
lol
 
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Mentally lost cel said:
:soy: She did it to suppress her feelings bro believe me !

Jesus fucking Christ I thought you people were kinda smart ffs
Just because im incel does that mean it's impossible a girl can be attracted to me?
 
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