Serious Have you ever gooned while driving?

[FastBlast]

Any of you niggas ever played with your sausage while cruising down the road? It doesn't have to be literally whipping out your schlong. If you jerked it a little over your pants while driving that counts. I do this all the time. Sometimes I don't have much time to goon so I use the time I have behind the wheel to get a few strokes in. I never came doing it but maybe I will someday

 

[zd60]

yeah i've done that before, i hardly drive though

 

[nihilum]

I don't have a car.

I don't have a driving licence.

 

[nihilum]

I don't masturbate.

 

[FastBlast]

I don't masturbate.

Let me guess... you fuck whores for 10 euros in a Greek brothel

 

[nihilum]

Let me guess... you fuck whores for 10 euros in a Greek brothel

 

[She Does Not Exist]

I don't know how to drive and I don't have a license.

But I'm not one to beat my dick where I feel seen lol, so I would more than likely not beat while driving.

Now...the Idea of a girl doing that swordfish scene while I drive, it appeals to me, if you know what I mean

 

[Mohamedömar]

Any of you niggas ever played with your sausage while cruising down the road? It doesn't have to be literally whipping out your schlong. If you jerked it a little over your pants while driving that counts. I do this all the time. Sometimes I don't have much time to goon so I use the time I have behind the wheel to get a few strokes in. I never came doing it but maybe I will someday

I don't have a car

 

[Mohamedömar]

Let me guess... you fuck whores for 10 euros in a Greek brothel

 

[Sir Silentium]

Someone has always been in the car with me (as still don't have a full licence)

 

[Sir Silentium]

Have you ever seen how long you can go with your eyes shut on the road? Counting the seconds in your head?

 

[FastBlast]

Have you ever seen how long you can go with your eyes shut on the road? Counting the seconds in your head?

Yeah but I only go 2-3 seconds before panicking and opening my eyes

 

[Sir Silentium]

Yeah but I only go 2-3 seconds before panicking and opening my eyes

 

[DCI Gene Hunt]

Nice try, DVLA

 

[PhineasSpear]

No.

 

[Renegade#1]

I don't have a car.

I don't have a driving licence.

same,that's a trucel trait

 

[nihilum]

same,that's a trucel trait