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Discussion Have you ever lied to someone that you have a girlfriend as a way to fit in?

andrej

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I did it when I was a loner and wanted to make friends on Discord so I would make vent paragraphs about my non existent relationship issues. I thought that way they might see me as someone with a higher status, and it was believable since none of them knew how I look
 
No, mainly because I only talk to my parents and I can't lie to them.
 
No.

I don’t talk to anyone at all
 
No because they wouldn't believe me anyway.
 
I did it when I was a loner and wanted to make friends on Discord so I would make vent paragraphs about my non existent relationship issues. I thought that way they might see me as someone with a higher status, and it was believable since none of them knew how I look
yeah. I've lied about it to friends, coworkers and my family
 
I lied to my sister about it once, but it made me feel even more depressed than usual afterwards
 
No.
I tell the truth…..that I have never had a girlfriend.

It is better to be hated for telling the truth than loved for your lies.
 
No i always say how it is
 
No because they wouldn't believe me anyway.
Exactly the same. Besides if you do decide to lie, people want to see pictures of you together and eventually meet her.

I guess pictures you could make with AI, but meeting irl? Only if you hire a hooker to pretend. You know what maybe if you use the hooker images to create AI images of you together it might work.
 
Nah knowing the people around me they would start asking questions and then my lie would fall apart and then they go back to making fun of me
 
no but i know a dude who did
 
only in middleschool and i have no idea what effect it had

in highschool i saw people made fun of for lying about it (where is she? can you show her to us?)

at work there was a guy who had a girlfriend but he was not seen as attractive enough so normies screamed that he must be lying about it
 

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