Have you ever fucked a watermelon

[Iseedivision]

This one time like 7 years ago I had sex with a watermelon not going to lie it felt pretty damn good but I've only done it that one time. how about you?

 

[Lonely4Ever]

Wrong subforum buddy!

 

[Iseedivision]

Wrong subforum buddy!

I'm new where should I ask this

 

[Indari]

daily

 

[depressedblackcel]

this is what inceldom does

 

[lemon21]

I fucked a wall

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

The watermelon wouldn't feel warm though.

I did tried jacking off with a grapefruit but that didn't felt great.

 

[crestfallencel]

tried honeydew melon but it didn't work

 

[Iseedivision]

The watermelon wouldn't feel warm though.

Not going to lie that was the worst thing about it but it was a nice change to feel something other than your hand

 

[MARTYRDOM GOD X]

Thats pretty degrading, sounds like a larp TBH

 

[FaceWithNoEyes]

 

[nazianime]

Sounds like a bad idea, if juice goes up your urethra.

 

[Deleted member 42309]

I fucked a pvc pipe in my bathroom

 

[Deleted member 42358]

its not “fucking” if its not roast beef

 

[Transcended Trucel]

I fucked a pvc pipe in my bathroom

The watermelon wouldn't feel warm though.

I did tried jacking off with a grapefruit but that didn't felt great.

 

[aeoae]

This one time like 7 years ago I had sex with a watermelon not going to lie it felt pretty damn good but I've only done it that one time. how about you?

Yup. And a cantaloupe. And a pumpkin.

 

[Deleted member 42309]

Yup. And a cantaloupe. And a pumpkin.

How do you do it dude like you drill a hole in it or something? or just drill in with your dick

 

[crvkek]

this whole thread depressing like a motherfucker

 

[Mecoja]

I fucked a wall

Hitting the wall got another meaning.

 

[Deleted member 41988]

good

 

[UglyandLoveless]

I fucked my sister’s old doll jfl.

 

[Loner94]

Nope lol

 

[Nihilistic Lowlife]

 

[Cope_Time]

@FamilyGuy1999 did

 

[nystagmuscel]

Sounds like a bad idea, if juice goes up your urethra.