Venting My sex life is doomed

[Emekcel]

I started masturbating at 4 years old. I remember rubbing my tiny cock under the table at the kindergarten classroom, fantasizing about one of my female teachers. I was discovering my own newfound body and it felt blissful. I would jerk off 4-5 times a day and so naturally I became addicted pretty damn quickly.

Now here I am, with my sore, tired, purple cock and it devours me. I don't derive any pleasure from masturbation anymore, yet my cock demands it every single day. If I don't satisfy that ungrateful parasite, my body starts shaking and my day gets ruined.

A year ago, my humble, touch starved self decided it was time to stop being a virgin. Of course I'm no good for any girl of value, so I decided to hire an escort. I gently knocked on her door and what I saw a moment later was a fucking hippopotamus, looking nothing like in the picture online. I was desperate to fuck, so I did my best to get that cock going, but to no avail. As you can imagine, after years of severe masturbation, my dick became completely useless. That's how I remained a virgin and humiliated myself.

 

[finncelchud]

Im kinda similar. I still remember when I only shot blanks

 

[GigaL0ser]

I started masturbating at 4 years old. I remember rubbing my tiny cock

Strong first post

 

[Cryo]

 

[Girraffe_Lyfe]

This reads like shit wattpad erotica.

 

[Cryo]

This reads like shit wattpad erotica.

I know right. Shit's sus. First post too

 

[Girraffe_Lyfe]

I know right. Shit's sus. First post too

Sus and gay

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Brutal first post, fellow earlycoomercel

 

[RealSchizo]

Brutal first post, fellow earlycoomercel

idk how its even possible to discover masturbation at 4. This guy either got groomed, or is larping. I coomed for the first time at 12-13. This is LARP.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

idk how its even possible to discover masturbation at 4. This guy either got groomed, or is larping. I coomed for the first time at 12-13. This is LARP.

It's not masturbation in the sense we usually think

You rub your dick against your pants once and you accidentally discover that the sensation is quite nice

 

[RealSchizo]

It's not masturbation in the sense we usually think

You rub your dick against your pants once and you accidentally discover that the sensation is quite nice

My slow development was brutal I never knew much about sex until I was like 14

 

[yakusai]

Broootal first post

 

[McFlurryCel]

niggA fumbled big time. But I won't call you a trucel honestly. You are the cause of your problems

 

[BricABrac]

My slow development was brutal I never knew much about sex until I was like 14

Sort of the same.

These guys were getting touched by mommy at 4 years old and claim to be incels smdh

 

[Mrzimljude]

Strong start

 

[yakusai]

trucels don't have sex lives

 

[Give Up]

Brutal first post, fellow earlycoomercel

idk how its even possible to discover masturbation at 4. This guy either got groomed, or is larping. I coomed for the first time at 12-13. This is LARP.

It's not masturbation in the sense we usually think

You rub your dick against your pants once and you accidentally discover that the sensation is quite nice

Similar story here, I remember rubbing my dick at night when I couldn't sleep and wondering why it got stiff and was hard to move when I was around 5-7 or so

Funny how my dick has barely grown since then at twenty seven years old

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Similar story here, I remember rubbing my dick at night when I couldn't sleep and wondering why it got stiff and was hard to move when I was around 5-7 or so

Funny how my dick has barely grown since then at twenty seven years old

Fooking brootal

 

[Purple Necromancer]

It doesn't matter whether you can have sex or not as you're an incel anyway. But, in this case your inability to have sex helped, so you have something to be proud of because you're still a virgin.