Have you ever considered lying about being khhv?

[slapthatsillywilly]

Back when I was working with coworkers they would ask me "you've never had a gf right?" Or are you a virgin. I felt like they could sense it so I admitted it. And I was of course mocked for this.

But if this happens again I'm thinking of saying I've been in a relationship before. Just to get people off my back. Do you think people would believe that? Technically they can't prove I haven't had a gf because they weren't with me every second of my life to verify who I was with. Or will they know I'm lying?

Have any of you successfully lied about this before?

 

[Trident]

Do you think people would believe that?

no

 

[light]

will they know I'm lying?

yes

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

I lie every time. I've been asked that question multiple times and lying works. The first time, I was asked if I was in a relationship as loving as this one guy's is. He was bragging about how good his wife was and asked if I have a good woman like that. He meant no malice, it wasn't in an insulting way, so I wasn't mad. I just said, "Not at the moment".

So I didn't have to lie. Only just not tell the full truth.

Another time a decent while ago, it was way harder, because a foid straight up asked me if I ever had a girlfriend. I just said yes, and she accepted that and moved on. It was hard as fuck to lie convincingly there, but I pulled it off.

I could tell in both of these scenarios, that neither one of them suspected I was incel, so lying was the smarter choice

 

[slapthatsillywilly]

I lie every time. I've been asked that question multiple times and lying works. The first time, I was asked if I was in a relationship as loving as this one guy's is. He was bragging about how good his wife was and asked if I have a good woman like that. He meant no malice, it wasn't in an insulting way, so I wasn't mad. I just said, "Not at the moment".

So I didn't have to lie. Only just not tell the full truth.

Another time a decent while ago, it was way harder, because a foid straight up asked me if I ever had a girlfriend. I just said yes, and she accepted that and moved on. It was hard as fuck to lie convincingly there, but I pulled it off.

I could tell in both of these scenarios, that neither one of them suspected I was incel, so lying was the smarter choice

Well done for pulling that off brother. That's a good one to keep it vague and hopefully people will accept it.

 

[Animecel2D]

No one has bothered asking me these kind of questions because they already know I am khhv truecel who has never had a gf before. My incel aura is too strong, if I was somehow asked this question Id have to be honest otherwise id 100% be called out for such an obvious lie

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Well done for pulling that off brother. That's a good one to keep it vague and hopefully people will accept it.

Be as vague as possible, and they can't prove you are lying. Never make up names or stories about girlfriends. You will fuck up and get caught. But it's almost always better to lie, especially if they don't suspect you are incel. Both of these questions just happened in normal conversation, and had no malice behind them, so a simply answer satisfied them

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

No one has bothered asking me these kind of questions because they already know I am khhv truecel who has never had a gf before. My incel aura is too strong, if I was somehow asked this question Id have to be honest otherwise id 100% be called out for such an obvious lie

Brutal. I lied both times I was asked

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

No one has bothered asking me these kind of questions because they already know I am khhv truecel who has never had a gf before. My incel aura is too strong, if I was somehow asked this question Id have to be honest otherwise id 100% be called out for such an obvious lie

 

[trucelcoping]

Fuck the normies. I am incel warrior and they will know it. I am truest of cels and I will not be their lying jester for them to all bully

 

[Ahnfeltia]

no but other than my friends

No one has bothered asking me these kind of questions

 

[PersonalityChad]

Have any of you successfully lied about this before?

No, i've never lied about it. I just pretend that it's by choice and that's it.

 

[gymletethnicel]

No one has bothered asking me these kind of questions because they already know I am khhv truecel who has never had a gf before. My incel aura is too strong, if I was somehow asked this question Id have to be honest otherwise id 100% be called out for such an obvious lie

yeah pretty much this, everyone knows im incel weeb

 

[PolnischeKartoffel]

No one has bothered asking me these kind of questions because they already know I am khhv truecel who has never had a gf before. My incel aura is too strong, if I was somehow asked this question Id have to be honest otherwise id 100% be called out for such an obvious lie

 

[Genetics_subhuman]

Back when I was working with coworkers they would ask me "you've never had a gf right?" Or are you a virgin. I felt like they could sense it so I admitted it. And I was of course mocked for this.

But if this happens again I'm thinking of saying I've been in a relationship before. Just to get people off my back. Do you think people would believe that? Technically they can't prove I haven't had a gf because they weren't with me every second of my life to verify who I was with. Or will they know I'm lying?

Have any of you successfully lied about this before?

Just lie

 

[GloriousFight]

I have never not lied about being KHHV

Especially now that I'm over 30. I can't risk the severe social stigma once others find out

When you're under 30 there's some chance that someone might find it charming or "cute" that you're inexperienced. But once you're over 30 it's a sign that you're a creepy threat, and there's nothing you can do to change that

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

Many, if not most, incels in real life lie.

I remember even in high school thinking "there's an awful lot of ugly guys who have girlfriends in different schools that nobody else can seem to confirm the existence of "

I've also caught a lot of ugly guys red handed lying. Their stories would change, names would change, etc. Most people just don't care enough to notice. In fact I'd argue incels lying and claiming they have dating experience leads to the illusion that "plenty of ugly guys get girlfriends".

Personally I lie in real life. I was planning on making a thread giving advice on how to do it propertly.

 

[Clavicus Vile]

I’ve done that my whole life, I was never honest. I told everyone I had a girlfriend, went into great length to convince everyone too. Photos that couldn’t be found through reverse image searching, fake gmail accounts, fake messages, everything. It did work tbh.

 

[Pufff]

Mogs me, nobody at any job I've worked at has asked me anything about my social life or anything not work related

 

[slapthatsillywilly]

Many, if not most, incels in real life lie.

I remember even in high school thinking "there's an awful lot of ugly guys who have girlfriends in different schools that nobody else can seem to confirm the existence of "

I've also caught a lot of ugly guys red handed lying. Their stories would change, names would change, etc. Most people just don't care enough to notice. In fact I'd argue incels lying and claiming they have dating experience leads to the illusion that "plenty of ugly guys get girlfriends".

Personally I lie in real life. I was planning on making a thread giving advice on how to do it propertly.

Please do make the thread