Have you ever asked girls if you could get a blowjob?

[Clavicus Vile]

I’ve told this story before but one time when I was in school, I asked these two girls in class if they could suck me off, I asked nicely. They just laughed at me and said they’re not giving me head.

Was just remembering this humiliating moment, this was when I was in high school still. I will always be rejected! .

I actually haven’t talked to a foid in a very long time, I mean what’s the point.

 

[Diddy]

No I've only asked out foids, and they gave me a big no.

 

[Barlog]

Thats a strange reaction from them

 

[Q. H. Cooks]

Why would you do that as an ugly man? Wanting some free stay in jail?

 

[Chaos;BrutaLr2]

low inhib mogs me

 

[jotaro92]

is this a joke

 

[AutistSupremacist]

Yea, she gestured to me once but like the agecucks in the area prevented it from escalating

 

[Clavicus Vile]

Why would you do that as an ugly man? Wanting some free stay in jail?

I wouldn’t dare do this now, but things were different back then.

 

[Dollfucker]

I remember in 8th grade this whore with big boobs sold blowjobs in the bathroom for 20$ and I asked my mom for 20$ and she said no im still upset to this day about that

 

[Ephialtes]

Yea, she gestured to me once but like the agecucks in the area prevented it from escalating

???

 

[The Supreme Goyim]

No I've only asked out foids, and they gave me a big no.

 

[ordinaryotaku]

Nope, and I would never do this.

 

[superpsycho]

Yea, she gestured to me once but like the agecucks in the area prevented it from escalating

holy fucking shit

 

[autisticsoy]

low inhib

 

[Ephialtes]

holy fucking shit

Wtf does he mean by that? I knew he was a fakecel BBC mogger. Nigga gets attention from prime aged foids while we rot! Hope he'll get banned after this. @ragingonfakecels

 

[superpsycho]

Wtf does he mean by that?

i think its pretty obvious

i dont even wanna say it, i hate my life

 

[AutistSupremacist]

???

Several years ago I was at summer camp and there was this girl around 3 years younger than me and she seemingly had a thing for me. When I was sitting in the recreational era she looked around and then gestured the sort of dick sucking motion. It's pointless now because I'm old and doing that again would send me to prison. It was from this point I denounced agefaggotry and carried a permanent hatred in my heart for agecucks

 

[FuckYou]

I used to ask one of my sheboon female bullies if she stinks and if her butt stinks ( extremely brutal story! )​

 

[MokaWeed]

No I've only asked out foids, and they gave me a big no.

 

[superpsycho]

Several years ago I was at summer camp and there was this girl around 3 years younger than me and she seemingly had a thing for me. When I was sitting in the recreational era she looked around and then gestured the sort of dick sucking motion. It's pointless now because I'm old and doing that again would send me to prison. It was from this point I denounced agefaggotry and carried a permanent hatred in my heart for agecucks

mogs the shit out of me just for the gesture alone

no girl has ever given me even an ounce of positive attention

 

[ordinaryotaku]

Several years ago I was at summer camp and there was this girl around 3 years younger than me and she seemingly had a thing for me. When I was sitting in the recreational era she looked around and then gestured the sort of dick sucking motion. It's pointless now because I'm old and doing that again would send me to prison. It was from this point I denounced agefaggotry and carried a permanent hatred in my heart for agecucks

MAWGGGGEDDD!!!

 

[AutistSupremacist]

mogs the shit out of me just for the gesture alone

no girl has ever given me even an ounce of positive attention

younger women are easy when you're young. Not so much now..

 

[superpsycho]

younger women are easy when you're young. Not so much now..

how old are you?

 

[Itsoverm8]

This is a good way to get charged with sexual harassment and end up having to register as sex offender and im not joking.

 

[AutistSupremacist]

how old are you?

19

 

[superpsycho]

19

same here

women hated me back then and they still hate me now

 

[Justin Mohns]

I used to ask one of my sheboon female bullies if she stinks and if her butt stinks ( extremely brutal story! )​

go on

 

[Justin Mohns]

19

19 is still young

 

[Ellsworth]

No; plus I would probably be too nervous to get hard.

 

[AutismHaver]

Why would you do that as an ugly man? Wanting some free stay in jail?

yea i dont get it, kinda brought it on yourself submitting to a woman

 

[LeFrenchCel]

low inhib mogs me

 

[Sex-Starved Beast]

No, why would I when I couldn't even get a kiss?

mogs the shit out of me just for the gesture alone

no girl has ever given me even an ounce of positive attention

Every time I hear of these "missed chances" stories I want to die. I've never had a chance to miss. Or when people talk about girls who liked them in elementary school, as well. I've never had a girl look at me romantically once in my life, it's crazy to think about.

 

[ImperialArk]

do foids actually like blowjobs more than sex

 

[StoryOfMyLaugh]

I remember in 8th grade this whore with big boobs sold blowjobs in the bathroom for 20$ and I asked my mom for 20$ and she said no im still upset to this day about that

Brutal

 

[PolnischeKartoffel]

I only asked if I can kiss them, always rejected, while I was able to hug it was like Judas kiss - first and last time

 

[Rottingcel]

I remember in 8th grade this whore with big boobs sold blowjobs in the bathroom for 20$ and I asked my mom for 20$ and she said no im still upset to this day about that

That’s brutal as fuck

 

[Rapistcel]

I’ve told this story before but one time when I was in school, I asked these two girls in class if they could suck me off, I asked nicely. They just laughed at me and said they’re not giving me head.

Was just remembering this humiliating moment, this was when I was in high school still. I will always be rejected! .

I actually haven’t talked to a foid in a very long time, I mean what’s the point.

Just end in jail theory

 

[Gaelic-Truecel]

I wouldn't be able to ejaculate with blowjob because of my anti depressant medication. I need to use tight grip with my own hand.

 

[superpsycho]

Every time I hear of these "missed chances" stories I want to die. I've never had a chance to miss. Or when people talk about girls who liked them in elementary school, as well. I've never had a girl look at me romantically once in my life, it's crazy to think about.

yep

ive never had even a slight chance in my whole life

same goes for people who have friends, ive never been able to make one and even some people here talk about past friendships so casually

 

[superpsycho]

do foids actually like blowjobs more than sex

why would they

 

[gluttony]

Yea, she gestured to me once but like the agecucks in the area prevented it from escalating

fucking fakecel

 

[gluttony]

why would they

i don't think they like the taste of dick especially unwashed

 

[AutistSupremacist]

fucking fakecel

I wish

 

[superpsycho]

i don't think they like the taste of dick especially unwashed

chad only activity tbh

 

[TheSecondComing]

i don't think they like the taste of dick especially unwashed

they like that shit in the doujins i look at

 

[Hohenstaufen]

They just laughed at me and said they’re not giving me head.

tf? when I would've asked the same thing, they would've called the cops.

Are you secret Chad ?

 

[gluttony]

I wish

mogs me for a foid giving you a gesture

 

[Chud Norris72]

I’ve told this story before but one time when I was in school, I asked these two girls in class if they could suck me off, I asked nicely. They just laughed at me and said they’re not giving me head.

Was just remembering this humiliating moment, this was when I was in high school still. I will always be rejected! .

I actually haven’t talked to a foid in a very long time, I mean what’s the point.

 

[VanGobbel]

 

[guessthatsit]

I'll tell you when i do.