have you done something illegal or commited a crime in real life?

[Orbiter]

I stole a kids pokemon card collection when I was 5-6 because that guy was and still is an asshole.

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

I stole a kids

 

[Hoppipolla]

This is possibly the most suspicious thread I've ever seen on this forum.

 

[JKlancecaster069]

No officer

 

[Oneitiscel]

What a highly original thread topic. Even if you were being ironic, nobody would be stupid enough to incriminate themselves on here.

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

I buried 2 bodies at 38.895404988581475, -77.02508348057772

 

[Trident]

too bad im a nice guy

 

[sk.feelsdevil]

No officer, I did however have a friend that killed a hobo and buried him in a field filled with brambles.

 

[Orbiter]

haha obviously it would be stupid to tell but what if you were already sentenced or statue of limitations.

 

[High Tier Aryan]

No officer

 

[Dr. Autismo]

i've committed physical assault and theft.
i even did 7 weeks in bristol prison last year for assaulting foids.

 

[PureImagination]

I buried 2 bodies at 38.895404988581475, -77.02508348057772

Rookie numbers

 

[PersonaPimp]

No officer, I'm a law abiding citizen who just wants to do some good in this world.

 

[Lazyandtalentless]

 

[Fantasea]

I borrowed a game from a friend and didn't take very good care of it. i broke it (destruction of property).

 

[CRASH THE CUCK]

of course not

 

[fatecel]

This is possibly the most suspicious thread I've ever seen on this forum.

The fed posts are getting insane there’s another one with the question “are you a pedophile” or something similar.

 

[Mistake]

Too high inhib to do that

 

[gluttony]

im not answering that without using tor or anything anonymous for that matter.

 

[Yournotcold0]

No officer

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Greynigger

 

[Lego Island 2]

 

[supersped]

I got a court order from spraying a tag on the back of a 7/11

 

[Icarus]

 

[societalrapist]

Ask the dead hookers in my basement

 

[Emba]

Ask the dead hookers in my basement

I did ask them and they refused to say anything.

So I'm gonna beat the truth out of them! (Right after I have my lunch break)

 

[Poopless One]

I stole 40 cakes which is as many as 4 tens. And its terrible.

 

[Animecel2D]

I have committed the worst crime of all

the crime of existing as a short, ugly man in todays society

 

[Diddy]

No (taking creepshots isn't a crime)

 

[luciolencerr]

feds are watching

 

[PersonalityChad]

I've pirated videogames (in videogame)

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

No officer

 

[Sonicfancel]

I wish I was low-inhibition to crimemaxx. Easy money and dark-triadmaxxing.

 

[MRHK_57]

I have committed the worst crime of all

the crime of existing as a short, ugly man in todays society