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Discussion Have any of you ever been to jail?

Doomedvirgin

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If so what was it like, what did you do? Is it really like the movies
 
I’m writing this comment from my jail cell rn
 
I'm serving 5 consecutive life sentences for sitting next to a foid
 
Yes
My crime was being ugly now I'm under house arrest
 
I’ve been imprisoned my whole life ever since I was born

I am a prisoner of my own genes

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I haven't but I'd like to go at least once before I die to see what it's like in there.
 
Was it ok to stay in? In American prisons it’s horribly violent and niggers sometimes try to rape whiteys
it was ok, boring as fuck though.
the guard was useless and constantly fobbed me off whenever i wanted basic shit for my cell, like a telly, chair or curtains.
shit, while i was there, i tried to apply for a job as a wing cleaner, but i was on a waiting list for weeks.
and by the time i finally got the job, i was due to be released in a few days.

i never got raped by any of the paki, curry or nigger inmates.
most of the inmates just want to do their time and get the fuck out as soon as possible.
and yeah, there were rapists and pedos in that prison, but their kept in a different wing.
i did my time in A wing, the rapists and pedos are all over in G wing.
 
it was ok, boring as fuck though.
the guard was useless and constantly fobbed me off whenever i wanted basic shit for my cell, like a telly, chair or curtains.
shit, while i was there, i tried to apply for a job as a wing cleaner, but i was on a waiting list for weeks.
and by the time i finally got the job, i was due to be released in a few days.

i never got raped by any of the paki, curry or nigger inmates.
most of the inmates just want to do their time and get the fuck out as soon as possible.
and yeah, there were rapists and pedos in that prison, but their kept in a different wing.
i did my time in A wing, the rapists and pedos are all over in G wing.
Based, sounds like it wasn’t as bad as you’d expect prison to be. How long were you there
 
Based, sounds like it wasn’t as bad as you’d expect prison to be. How long were you there
i was sentenced to 18 weeks, but i would be released if i did 7 weeks, but i would be on licence.
if i reoffend while i'm on licence, i would be recalled back to prison and do the rest of my sentence.
my licence expired on the 5th of january this year, and i'm this supervision thing rn.
meaning that i have to have meetings with my probation officer, this cop, a wellbeing coach, therapists and this mentor figure from the home office.
my supervision expires in october, i think.
 
i was sentenced to 18 weeks, but i would be released if i did 7 weeks, but i would be on licence.
if i reoffend while i'm on licence, i would be recalled back to prison and do the rest of my sentence.
my licence expired on the 5th of january this year, and i'm this supervision thing rn.
meaning that i have to have meetings with my probation officer, this cop, a wellbeing coach, therapists and this mentor figure from the home office.
my supervision expires in october, i think.
Based
 
i was sentenced to 18 weeks, but i would be released if i did 7 weeks, but i would be on licence.
if i reoffend while i'm on licence, i would be recalled back to prison and do the rest of my sentence.
my licence expired on the 5th of january this year, and i'm this supervision thing rn.
meaning that i have to have meetings with my probation officer, this cop, a wellbeing coach, therapists and this mentor figure from the home office.
my supervision expires in october, i think.
I genuinely find it hard to believe you did anything that got you arrested irl when you seem so chill here. What did you do, punch a foid?
 
after i got released, i stayed at a sharehouse for men who are homeless afteer being released from prison.
i stayed there from the 22nd of october to the 14th of january.
rn, i'm temporarily staying at a flat back in my county.
my probation officer is disguising getting me housed with the councils.
 
after i got released, i stayed at a sharehouse for men who are homeless afteer being released from prison.
i stayed there from the 22nd of october to the 14th of january.
rn, i'm temporarily staying at a flat back in my county.
my probation officer is disguising getting me housed with the councils.
Sounds good. Is the housing any good or does it suck?
 
I had to spend 6 days in jail before being bailed out.
A couple of other 1 or 2 days stays.
All for getting caught with drugs.
 
I genuinely find it hard to believe you did anything that got you arrested irl when you seem so chill here.
prison wasn't like how you see it in the shawshank redemption, prisoners do actually have rights.
at bristol prison, there were no gangs, or anyone trying to rape or kill eachother.
if your dumb enough to do that inside, you'll get more time on your sentence, depending how serious the crime is.

What did you do, punch a foid?
yes, i did and i got caught.
the police discovered my IS account and the court read out this thread i posted after i walloped her.


surprisingly, they even read out all the fucks and cunts.
these guys are your typical posh, silver spoon up their ass britbongs who think their more smart and better than everyone.
 
prison wasn't like how you see it in the shawshank redemption, prisoners do actually have rights.
at bristol prison, there were no gangs, or anyone trying to rape or kill eachother.
if your dumb enough to do that inside, you'll get more time on your sentence, depending how serious the crime is.
Good. In America it’s far worse usually
yes, i did and i got caught.
the police discovered my IS account and the court read out this thread i posted after i walloped her.


surprisingly, they even read out all the fucks and cunts.
these guys are your typical posh, silver spoon up their ass britbongs who think their more smart and better than everyone.
Damn. Brutal what rage does to a mf
 
Sounds good. Is the housing any good or does it suck?
my flat is ok tbh, its pretty close to town too.
i don't know where i'll end up when my tenancy here ends though.
i don't expect me finding a place to live will be easy though.

rn, i'm on universal credit, i'm claiming £188 fortnightly, which is fine, but i was claiming £300 before i was in prison.
because i was in prison, my benefits stopped, and lately, i'm been trying to get them reenabled.

also, landlords, are greedy, jew scum and prefer to accommodate shitskins and foids into their flats rather than white men like me.
speaking of landlords being greedy, jew scum, i got in contact with an irl friend of mine after i moved here.
and he told me that his landlord is evicting him and everyone from their flats so richer tenants can move in, because he was losing cash.
 
Good. In America it’s far worse usually
the US is full of "man should never put his hands on a woman" cucks.
i should imagine in the US, i would get put away for a lot longer than 7 weeks, or 18 weeks.
Damn. Brutal what rage does to a mf
worth it,.
i know the cunts name because it was on some paperwork i was given about my offence.
i've also seen her socials and shes your typical fake tanned, dyed blonde hair whore who looks like she started giving out handjobs when she was 12.
 
Why you were in the jail? And how much time?
i was sentenced to 18 weeks, but i would be released if i did 7 weeks, but i would be on licence.
if i reoffend while i'm on licence, i would be recalled back to prison and do the rest of my sentence.
my licence expired on the 5th of january this year, and i'm this supervision thing rn.
meaning that i have to have meetings with my probation officer, this cop, a wellbeing coach, therapists and this mentor figure from the home office.
my supervision expires in october, i think.
 
my flat is ok tbh, its pretty close to town too.
i don't know where i'll end up when my tenancy here ends though.
i don't expect me finding a place to live will be easy though.

rn, i'm on universal credit, i'm claiming £188 fortnightly, which is fine, but i was claiming £300 before i was in prison.
because i was in prison, my benefits stopped, and lately, i'm been trying to get them reenabled.

also, landlords, are greedy, jew scum and prefer to accommodate shitskins and foids into their flats rather than white men like me.
speaking of landlords being greedy, jew scum, i got in contact with an irl friend of mine after i moved here.
and he told me that his landlord is evicting him and everyone from their flats so richer tenants can move in, because he was losing cash.
Brutal. Hate how niggers and other groups get favored over white men
 
Brutal. Hate how niggers and other groups get favored over white men
same, and the ones who favour them the most aside from other niggers, are whites.
shit, i was told by one of my neighbours here that some previous tenants who lived in my flat were 10 niggers, all at the same time.
they were Jamaicans too, imagine the fucking smell...
it also had some other interesting tenants too.

 
the US is full of "man should never put his hands on a woman" cucks.
i should imagine in the US, i would get put away for a lot longer than 7 weeks, or 18 weeks.
You’d have probably got 3 years kek
 
same, and the ones who favour them the most aside from other niggers, are whites.
shit, i was told by one of my neighbours here that some previous tenants who lived in my flat were 10 niggers, all at the same time.
they were Jamaicans too, imagine the fucking smell...
it also had some other interesting tenants too.

Brutal, a pack of nigs moved in near our house and it makes the area so much worse
 
Yeah I hate it so much
asiide from the old man downstairs and the roastie upstairs, i don't know my neighbours.
i'm pretty sure its mostly white, there are a few cornorshops run by pakis nearby though.
theres this one area with flats and i think its full of shitskins, i''ve a few of them walking by down there.
 
I'm currently serving a life sentence in genetic prison
 
asiide from the old man downstairs and the roastie upstairs, i don't know my neighbours.
i'm pretty sure its mostly white, there are a few cornorshops run by pakis nearby though.
theres this one area with flats and i think its full of shitskins, i''ve a few of them walking by down there.
Yeah. Hopefully not many are niggers
 
asiide from the old man downstairs and the roastie upstairs, i don't know my neighbours.
i'm pretty sure its mostly white, there are a few cornorshops run by pakis nearby though.
theres this one area with flats and i think its full of shitskins, i''ve a few of them walking by down there.
Also I’m just curious how tall are you and what do you weigh?
 
i don't know how much i weigh, and i'm like 5'11.
So we are almost the same height as I’m 6’0”. Do you have a rough idea what you weigh? I’m 155 pounds and hate being skinny. I wanna be 180-190 so bad but my body won’t let me gain weight
 
So we are almost the same height as I’m 6’0”. Do you have a rough idea what you weigh? I’m 155 pounds and hate being skinny. I wanna be 180-190 so bad but my body won’t let me gain weight
not a fucking clue, i'm also heard that 6'0-6'2 is considered below average now.
 
not a fucking clue, i'm also heard that 6'0-6'2 is considered below average now.
Yeah height standards for gen z is getting ridiculous. 6’0” was considered tall back in the day. Also how tf do you not have any idea how much you weigh :lul::lul::lul:.
 
I'm already in a type of prison, the genetic prison
 
If so what was it like, what did you do? Is it really like the movies
I went to jail for a week. Some guy outside a gas station punched me twice so I stabbed him. He survived and I was charged with attempted murderer. Jail was fine I mostly kept to myself. If I served longer time it probably would’ve been different. After a week my bail was paid and the charges were dropped after a judge reviewed the CCTV footage and saw it was self defense.
 

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