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It's Over Have any of you been asked out as a joke or bet?

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Foremostfiend

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I was. I remember in high school there was a girl (Let's call her Tracy) in my science class who was pretty cute and played on the soccer team (huge deal where I was from). Tracy's friends were a bit obnoxious, but what teen isn't and one of her friends went to elementary school with me and would tease me by calling me a different name and the idea of me and Tracy dating.

Tracy even said I was cute which gave me life fuel for a while and even gave me her number. I remember seeing her and her friends look over and giggle, but I thought that was a way that foidlings would think a guy was cute.

Everyday in class, she would wink and blow a kiss at me and I made several moves like texting her, trying the be her lab partner, or ask to go to her soccer games and she would even tease the idea of going to prom together.

My other classmates told me, Tracy was just being mean and was into some hockey Chad in our class, but then she asked me to go and watch her soccer match on Saturday then out to the arcade with her. I was fucking pumped for it, I even whipped out the good cologne and condoms.

I went to where the game was gonna be, it was raining kind of hard but I didn't see anyone on the field. Since I was wearing a hoodie, I waited 20 minutes then texted her to see what was up. She told me the game was canceled due to the raib and just come to the arcade.

Me being the autistic faggot I was, I believed her and drove to the mall where the arcade was. I went there and didn't see her and was fed up with waiting. I called her but she didn't answer and I look on her Instagram and wouldn't you know; Friday after the soccer match she was posing with Hockey Chad.

That broke me so hard. She never liked me, this was some sick practical joke and for what reason? She was probably laughing as she texted me or was watching from a far with her bitch friends.

For the rest of the year, she would still 'flirt' with me and her friends would laugh with her too. She even went on to cheat on the Chad Hockey player with another Chad soccer player.

That was what would make me an incel. Foids are nothing but lying, cheating, manipulative, sadistic whores.
 
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Tracy even said I was cute which gave me life fuel for a while and even gave me her number. I remember seeing her and her friends look over and giggle, but I thought that was a way that foidlings would think a guy was cute.

Everyday in class, she would wink and blow a kiss at me and I made several moves like texting her, trying the be her lab partner, or ask to go to her soccer games and she would even tease the idea of going to prom together.
Typical GrAY
 
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That was what would make me an incel. Foids are nothing but lying, cheating, manipulative, sadistic whores.
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Wait, what?- That single incident made you incel?

Bub you need to get back out there-- in no way should a single foid's misconduct taint your perception forever
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Wait, what?- That single incident made you incel?
They are probably using Redditspeak, where an 'incel' = a hateful bigot, rather than an involuntary celibate
 
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Have any of you been asked out as a joke or bet?​

no, because I am a real incel no foid wants to speak with me or have any interaction with me
 
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Yeah.

Long story short.

There was this girl I liked, that she knew I liked because I used to give her love letters (I was 12).
She was nice to me. And one day I asked if I could kiss her, since I wanted to have my first kiss like everyone else.

She said sure, and told me "Meet me at ______ class, at __:__"
So I did.

And when I arrived there, she was making out with a thugmaxxed guy that used to bully me.

She saw me, and smiled, and went back to making out with him, and I lefted crying.

Sounds like a scene straight from a movie. But I didn't forget it to this day.
It did taught me not to give love letters to girls... Everyone else ignored them, but this one accepted them, and decided to do that...
 
Balding Subhuman

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No. I was asked to do a school project though together by a girl and it was obvious that it was a joke.
 
Coldone666

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Got asked out by girls as a joke in high school, sometimes they where just being cruel and sometimes my male bullies made them do it. It was horrible either way.
Only legit time a girl asked me out was some crazy girl with down syndrome while i was a cashier (i dont think this counts).
 
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Foremostfiend

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this is a foid or a retard fakecel that has too much free time larping on incel forum
Stfu you fucking faggot. I swear, you all accuse each other of being fakecels. If I was, I would be going out with friends or banging hot chicks left and right
 
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Stfu you fucking faggot. I swear, you all accuse each other of being fakecels. If I was, I would be going out with friends or banging hot chicks left and right
show a picture with you with a vocal if not you are a foid or a fakecel JFL
 
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Stfu you fucking faggot. I swear, you all accuse each other of being fakecels. If I was, I would be going out with friends or banging hot chicks left and right
lmao the fakecel is angry now

'The fakecel is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a faggot, scoundrel, sexhaver, retard, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a fakecel and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”'
 
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One time a teacher paired me up with an ugly girl and she told the teacher " ew I'm not working with TheCatMan" I got stuck working with someone that rode the short bus.
 
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Foremostfiend

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lmao the fakecel is angry now

'The fakecel is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a faggot, scoundrel, sexhaver, retard, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a fakecel and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”'
You call yourself God, but I'm the fakecel? Lmao okay fag
 
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Retard, thats too fast and painless you gotta think of something better
yeah but you have to admit anna karenina is a pretty funny book
 
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You call yourself God, but I'm the fakecel? Lmao okay fag
I am your God, fakecel cuck

bow down

cut my username into your arm

then bark like a dog to show that you respect your elders, GrAY
 

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