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Looksmaxxcel

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As in hanging weights with your dick.

Which is literally what I'm doing at the moment to fix my awkward curve and to improve erection quality, and I gotta say that it's significantly improved both erections and my curve. I had a hard time getting erections for awhile because I would abuse my guy (circumcel) and the scar buildup made my flaccids hard and shrunk my erect size. Both of these issues have been reversed mostly in just 2 days (I also rubbed iodine and dmso on my shaft to help break the scar tissue down).

The bonus is increased size, which, by the way, is the result of prolonged stretching of the dick. This happens because the stretch causes hyperplasia of the tissue (new tissue growth) and a readjusting of the penile ligaments. As a result, the dick becomes longer and to less of an extend girthier. It's scientifically proven that traction therapy works for increasing size, and if anyone wants, I can link the study.

Why not traction therapy, you may ask? Well, hanging weights basically does the same thing to your dick, only it does it better than a simple traction device. Not only can you exert more force onto your dick, it's far more comfortable than most stretcher devices. Most of them use a noose, and I find them extremely uncomfortable because they cut off circulation. This hasn't been the case with my device at all.

If anyone is interested, I can show you my device and setup and give you some links. My setup is only around 50$ but it's very comfortable like most high end devices, and gives a good stretch. Don't worry, I'm not a shill with an ulterior motive who's trying to sell you anything. I wish you guys the best luck.

(If you're really, really small (3 inches or less hard), then you should use chemicals to increase your dick size too. Micropenises respond very well to chemical treatments. You honestly might want to consider using a noose style device though if you can't use a hanging type device until you're large enough, just be careful and frequently take breaks.)
 
JFL dude you are going to get a lot of guys to fuck up their dick, that weight hanging shit isn't safe, aslo there are some extender devices that you can wear while you sleep and just take it off when you wake up, that's 8+ hours of unconscious effort and consistent stretching force being applied.

Also everyone knows that you can use bath mate for some gains, mostly with girth, but extender devices are more trust worthy than weights, its too risky.

I plan on testing out two specific devices at some point.
 
Lifefuel for dickcels
 
I dont really care about my dick anymore.
 
TLDR
He's here to advertise his dick extending device
 
JFL dude you are going to get a lot of guys to fuck up their dick, that weight hanging shit isn't safe, aslo there are some extender devices that you can wear while you sleep and just take it off when you wake up, that's 8+ hours of unconscious effort and consistent stretching force being applied.
Of course if you use a shitload of weight you'll fuck your dick up, I'm not saying that it isn't a possibility. You have to start with a low amount of weight and go with what's comfortable first, just don't be stupid. That's all.

I hang with 2 pounds myself and have had zero problems. My dick is actually in better shape than what it was before. You can use the stretching devices for 8 hours if you want to but it's unnecessary tbh, a routine of 45 minutes twice a day is enough to cause a good amount of growth.

Also everyone knows that you can use bath mate for some gains, mostly with girth, but extender devices are more trust worthy than weights, its too risky.

I plan on testing out two specific devices at some point.
Weights use the same type of device as stretchers, they just allow you to add way more force. Of course there's a risk if that's a possibility, that's why everyone should start low.

Good luck my man.

TLDR
He's here to advertise his dick extending device
JFL I'm not shilling for anything, just trying to help some guys out
 
Of course if you use a shitload of weight you'll fuck your dick up, I'm not saying that it isn't a possibility. You have to start with a low amount of weight and go with what's comfortable first, just don't be stupid. That's all.

I hang with 2 pounds myself and have had zero problems. My dick is actually in better shape than what it was before. You can use the stretching devices for 8 hours if you want to but it's unnecessary tbh, a routine of 45 minutes twice a day is enough to cause a good amount of growth.


Weights use the same type of device as stretchers, they just allow you to add way more force. Of course there's a risk if that's a possibility, that's why everyone should start low.

Good luck my man.


JFL I'm not shilling for anything, just trying to help some guys out

Dude if you research the weight hanging method you'll see that it is stated to increase length and is a old and well known method, BUT IT KILLS YOUR GIRTH, so maybe you already had a thick dick to begin with so it doesn't make a difference, but for the rest of us that shit is not safe or worth it.

I found this years ago and saved it in a document, I plan on following these two schedules with the associated products (years from now though, when I'm living on my own)

https://www.goodlookingloser.com/more/archive/entry/penis-enhancement-for-beginners//

https://www.goodlookingloser.com/ultimate-penis-enhancement-routine

If any of you try these methods and you're getting results let me know, they are detailed, easy to followed, and utilize jelqing and trusted products, its the only method I've seen that sounded like a No BS method, like it would actually work, requires consistency, I think I remember reading somewhere in the text the guy saying not to miss any days because you want maximum results and you don't want to give the tissue too much time to heal.
 
there is no gym for your dick. This excersise just makes your boners stronger. Whatever this is and jelqing are massive copes
 
there is no gym for your dick. This excersise just makes your boners stronger. Whatever this is and jelqing are massive copes

Alright I have to say you are a being stupid at this point, People of the past have been stretching their dicks using weights for fucking centuries, this shit is old, heck Africans have been stretching their lips, ears, and necks using various tools, you think stretching a penis is somehow magically different.
 
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Sounds like a good way of fucking up your penis
 
Dude if you research the weight hanging method you'll see that it is stated to increase length and is a old and well known method, BUT IT KILLS YOUR GIRTH, so maybe you already had a thick dick to begin with so it doesn't make a difference, but for the rest of us that shit is not safe or worth it.

I found this years ago and saved it in a document, I plan on following these two schedules with the associated products (years from now though, when I'm living on my own)

https://www.goodlookingloser.com/more/archive/entry/penis-enhancement-for-beginners//

https://www.goodlookingloser.com/ultimate-penis-enhancement-routine

If any of you try these methods and you're getting results let me know, they are detailed, easy to followed, and utilize jelqing and trusted products, its the only method I've seen that sounded like a No BS method, like it would actually work, requires consistency, I think I remember reading somewhere in the text the guy saying not to miss any days because you want maximum results and you don't want to give the tissue too much time to heal.
Good point. I kind of already have some thiccness to my dick, so stretching hasn't killed my girth, so to speak. It's mainly for guys who really need length. If you happen to have an overall small dick, then increasing girth should be the first thing you do before increasing length so you don't end up with a pencil dick.

But I did read somewhere that stretching may add a little girth. I think that if you grow too fast then you'll end up getting all length gains and no girth gains.

I think I might take some before and after pics after doing this for awhile. I didn't take one initially because my results so far have been an increase in erection quality.

Sounds like a good way of fucking up your penis
It can fuck up your dick, but it shouldn't do that. If you do it right and make sure you aren't hurting yourself, your dick will actually be healthier after this.

My veins appear more prominent now.
 
you think stretching a penis is somehow magically different.
i'm not denying its possible to stretch it, but jelqing will hurt your dick nerves. it doesn't go well for most people
 
I dont know sounds good but doesn't work maybe
 
i'm not denying its possible to stretch it, but jelqing will hurt your dick nerves. it doesn't go well for most people

Well guys are getting circumcized and having sex without issue and they've absolutely wrecked a ton of fucking nerves on their penis (well not by their own choice), so I doubt a bit of pulling and stretching will make a difference.

But I did read somewhere that stretching may add a little girth. I think that if you grow too fast then you'll end up getting all length gains and no girth gains.

That's what I like about the guides I mentioned, you are building both girth and length at the same time at a consistent rate, you use a girth targeting product (Bath Mate) along site the lengthening one as part off the routine. Girth is way more important than length though, I think a lot of men get to caught up on length, if you can't hit the G-spot with your thrusts because you lack girth then having 10+ inches doesn't mean shit, all you would be doing is poking her cervix, men who have significant length also tend to have relative girth.
 
Dude, just hit the gym 5 days a week, eat shitty tasting healthy food, spend $50,000 to get a STEM degree, work 80 hours a week, hang weights off your dick and hold frame bro.

If you do all of this and attend my $1200 PUA online seminar, I guarantee that you will be able to date as many 35 year old single mothers as you want.

(Your results may vary. )
 
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i'm not denying its possible to stretch it, but jelqing will hurt your dick nerves. it doesn't go well for most people
Gentle squeeze, not a death grip murdering-your - dick squeeze. You're supposed to be partially erect when doing this exercise too.

That's what I like about the guides I mentioned, you are building both girth and length at the same time at a consistent rate, you use a girth targeting product (Bath Mate) along site the lengthening one as part off the routine. Girth is way more important than length though, I think a lot of men get to caught up on length, if you can't hit the G-spot with your thrusts because you lack girth then having 10+ inches doesn't mean shit, all you would be doing is poking her cervix, men who have significant length also tend to have relative girth.
I'll probably incorporate a pump and clamp into my routine eventually for girth gains, I'm targeting length now because my dick has some nice girth already.

But yeah, definitely target girth too. But to the guys who are micropenis size, I'd tell them to do length first until they make it to average size, then target girth. Better to be pencil-dicked than tiny-dicked tbh.
Dude, just hit the gym 5 days a week, eat shitty tasting healthy food, spend $50,000 to get a STEM degree, work 80 hours a week, hang weights off your dick and hold frame bro.

If you do all of this and attend my $1200 PUA online seminar, I guarantee that you will be able to date as many 35 year old single mothers as you want.

(Your results may vary. )
What if this thread helps out guys who have small dicks? You don't have to be a hater tbh, this could give some guys some hope.
I dont know sounds good but doesn't work maybe
They did a study with an andropenis traction device and the gains were permanent, this shit's legit.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3547530/
 
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I'll probably incorporate a pump and clamp into my routine eventually for girth gains, I'm targeting length now because my dick has some nice girth already.

JFL dude why are using all the dangerous stuff, that clamp stuff can kill your dick, what is your dick made out of steel?

Its especially dangerous, I'd say more so than hanging weights, you are cutting off the flow of blood and oxygen to your penis, there's just too much that could go wrong. I understand trying to be cost effective but I don't think your dick is something you want to cheap out on, I'd much rather wait and save, to use tested and review products that have known success rates, than try an old and confirmed to work method that can be replicated without products BUT comes with high risk.

Imagine if these methods work and you get a huge dick but due to the damage caused by the extremity of the methods you struggle to become erect and your erections aren't really hard, results is not what matters, its the quality of the results that matters, I'd much rather get and increase of 2 inches that can be fully erect, than 4 inches and its soft, it'll look impressive but it won't feel impressive. With the methods you listed you'll get results, but you get a lot of other shit along with it too.

The only way to get results and reduce damage is to ironically half ass the regiments of these things and do "toned down" incremental increases, but ironically that way they'd probably be less effective than using a known product.

What gains in length have you gotten from the weight hanging method? (centimeters).
 
JFL dude why are using all the dangerous stuff, that clamp stuff can kill your dick, what is your dick made out of steel?

Its especially dangerous, I'd say more so than hanging weights, you are cutting off the flow of blood and oxygen to your penis, there's just too much that could go wrong. I understand trying to be cost effective but I don't think your dick is something you want to cheap out on, I'd much rather wait and save, to use tested and review products that have known success rates, than try an old and confirmed to work method that can be replicated without products BUT comes with high risk.

Imagine if these methods work and you get a huge dick but due to the damage caused by the extremity of the methods you struggle to become erect and your erections aren't really hard, results is not what matters, its the quality of the results that matters, I'd much rather get and increase of 2 inches that can be fully erect, than 4 inches and its soft, it'll look impressive but it won't feel impressive. With the methods you listed you'll get results, but you get a lot of other shit along with it too.

The only way to get results and reduce damage is to ironically half ass the regiments of these things and do "toned down" incremental increases, but ironically that way they'd probably be less effective than using a known product.

It's basically super jelqing, or jelqing if you're too lazy to do it manually and want results fast.

You're not supposed to cut off the circulation completely, just partially so that you can maintain an erection for a long time for girth gains. But I think I might reconsider using a clamp, pumps seem better than clamps safety-wise for girth.

What gains in length have you gotten from the weight hanging method? (centimeters).
About a half of an inch so far (sorry too lazy to convert from burger units).
 
pumps seem better than clamps safety-wise for girth.

Yeah, I'd quicker use a pump, you have more control

About a half of an inch so far (sorry too lazy to convert from burger units).

That sounds good at face value, but for how long have you been doing your regiment, if you got 1/2 and inch in a month that's amazing results, but I hear the first gains you get come the quickest and then your body annoying fucking adapts to the hypertrophy and then the gains come slower.
 
@SchrodingersDick what do you think buddy boyo?
 
@SchrodingersDick what do you think buddy boyo?
Legit. I have an hanger myself. Haven’t used it much.. trying to heal from a previous PE injury caused by clamping.. hanging is legit though and there are guys that have gained 3+ inches from it
 
There's no gym for you di-...
Oh.


(If you're really, really small (3 inches or less hard), then you should use chemicals to increase your dick size too. Micropenises respond very well to chemical treatments. You honestly might want to consider using a noose style device though if you can't use a hanging type device until you're large enough, just be careful and frequently take breaks.)
If you have less than 3 inches I don't think you'll be using a noose for extending it...
 
Jelqing your way to victory > weights.
 
That sounds good at face value, but for how long have you been doing your regiment, if you got 1/2 and inch in a month that's amazing results, but I hear the first gains you get come the quickest and then your body annoying fucking adapts to the hypertrophy and then the gains come slower.
Well, I've been doing it for about a month previously, but it was with a different device and I was sort of inconsistent with hanging all the time. I think most of my gains could be erection quality, but my dick seems to be thicker now and my upper shaft is girthier than my lower shaft. I've been using my new device for around 3 days I think.

Hypertrophy could be a quick mechanical adaptation that's causing the quick initial gains, but hypertrophy is reversible because the individual cells are only becoming larger. Hyperplasia is the creation of new tissue, which takes longer than hypertrophy but cements your gains permanently.

Legit. I have an hanger myself. Haven’t used it much.. trying to heal from a previous PE injury caused by clamping.. hanging is legit though and there are guys that have gained 3+ inches from it
Has it increased your erection quality? Mine increased dramatically following hanging.

Jelqing your way to victory > weights.
Good for if you're a pencil-dickcel, but not if you're a short dickcel.
 
Well, I've been doing it for about a month previously, but it was with a different device and I was sort of inconsistent with hanging all the time. I think most of my gains could be erection quality, but my dick seems to be thicker now and my upper shaft is girthier than my lower shaft. I've been using my new device for around 3 days I think.

Hypertrophy could be a quick mechanical adaptation that's causing the quick initial gains, but hypertrophy is reversible because the individual cells are only becoming larger. Hyperplasia is the creation of new tissue, which takes longer than hypertrophy but cements your gains permanently.


Has it increased your erection quality? Mine increased dramatically following hanging.


Good for if you're a pencil-dickcel, but not if you're a short dickcel.
No. I have a broken dick from previous PE. I don’t think I’ll ever even start hanging.. doesn’t look like my ED will ever subside.. it’s been dead for 2 years now.
 
trying to heal from a previous PE injury caused by clamping

No. I have a broken dick from previous PE. I don’t think I’ll ever even start hanging.. doesn’t look like my ED will ever subside.. it’s been dead for 2 years now.

@Looksmaxxcel - See what I was telling you about the clamping, some of these things are just too dangerous to bother with because if you fuck it up once, there's no going back.

Also
my upper shaft is girthier than my lower shaft.

This is the very reason I decided I would use an extension device rather than weights, because I assumed that the tension forces would be uneven and not applied equally across the entire shaft of the penis. You don't really have much control over the distribution of the tension forces because all weights to is pull downwards, that's it, and that pulling force is going to be stronger on the end that the weights are hanging from, in this case the upper end of your penis, the back end of the shaft (end closer to your pelvis) will also get some of the force, but most of the strain will be on the front end (where the head of the shaft is).

There's an uneven distribution of force when it comes to the weight hanging method.

Also my penis is kind of bent, not to an extreme, but I'd still like to straighten it out, and hanging does not really help much with that, while extension devices do, uneven force distribution + bent dick is not a good combination JFL, I'd definitely end up fucking my dick up, or even making it even more curved. Too risky.
 
As in hanging weights with your dick.

Which is literally what I'm doing at the moment to fix my awkward curve and to improve erection quality, and I gotta say that it's significantly improved both erections and my curve. I had a hard time getting erections for awhile because I would abuse my guy (circumcel) and the scar buildup made my flaccids hard and shrunk my erect size. Both of these issues have been reversed mostly in just 2 days (I also rubbed iodine and dmso on my shaft to help break the scar tissue down).

The bonus is increased size, which, by the way, is the result of prolonged stretching of the dick. This happens because the stretch causes hyperplasia of the tissue (new tissue growth) and a readjusting of the penile ligaments. As a result, the dick becomes longer and to less of an extend girthier. It's scientifically proven that traction therapy works for increasing size, and if anyone wants, I can link the study.

Why not traction therapy, you may ask? Well, hanging weights basically does the same thing to your dick, only it does it better than a simple traction device. Not only can you exert more force onto your dick, it's far more comfortable than most stretcher devices. Most of them use a noose, and I find them extremely uncomfortable because they cut off circulation. This hasn't been the case with my device at all.

If anyone is interested, I can show you my device and setup and give you some links. My setup is only around 50$ but it's very comfortable like most high end devices, and gives a good stretch. Don't worry, I'm not a shill with an ulterior motive who's trying to sell you anything. I wish you guys the best luck.

(If you're really, really small (3 inches or less hard), then you should use chemicals to increase your dick size too. Micropenises respond very well to chemical treatments. You honestly might want to consider using a noose style device though if you can't use a hanging type device until you're large enough, just be careful and frequently take breaks.)
@knajjd ban this fuker please, its really annoying, also fakecel, idiotacel, cuckreddit, he its using this site to sell his stuff at 50$
 
As in hanging weights with your dick.

Which is literally what I'm doing at the moment to fix my awkward curve and to improve erection quality, and I gotta say that it's significantly improved both erections and my curve. I had a hard time getting erections for awhile because I would abuse my guy (circumcel) and the scar buildup made my flaccids hard and shrunk my erect size. Both of these issues have been reversed mostly in just 2 days (I also rubbed iodine and dmso on my shaft to help break the scar tissue down).

The bonus is increased size, which, by the way, is the result of prolonged stretching of the dick. This happens because the stretch causes hyperplasia of the tissue (new tissue growth) and a readjusting of the penile ligaments. As a result, the dick becomes longer and to less of an extend girthier. It's scientifically proven that traction therapy works for increasing size, and if anyone wants, I can link the study.

Why not traction therapy, you may ask? Well, hanging weights basically does the same thing to your dick, only it does it better than a simple traction device. Not only can you exert more force onto your dick, it's far more comfortable than most stretcher devices. Most of them use a noose, and I find them extremely uncomfortable because they cut off circulation. This hasn't been the case with my device at all.

If anyone is interested, I can show you my device and setup and give you some links. My setup is only around 50$ but it's very comfortable like most high end devices, and gives a good stretch. Don't worry, I'm not a shill with an ulterior motive who's trying to sell you anything. I wish you guys the best luck.

(If you're really, really small (3 inches or less hard), then you should use chemicals to increase your dick size too. Micropenises respond very well to chemical treatments. You honestly might want to consider using a noose style device though if you can't use a hanging type device until you're large enough, just be careful and frequently take breaks.)
@ordinaryotaku

Cock and Ball torture
 
@knajjd ban this fuker please, its really annoying, also fakecel, idiotacel, cuckreddit, he its using this site to sell his stuff at 50$
I'm not selling shit you fucking retard. Why is it that when someone actually tries to help someone else out that schizophrenic conspiracytards like yourself have to shit up the thread? Did you know that an ignore button exists, retard?

@Looksmaxxcel - See what I was telling you about the clamping, some of these things are just too dangerous to bother with because if you fuck it up once, there's no going back.
Of course, but there's literally a danger and risk with everything you do. I didn't say at all that you should immediately start clamping, but it's not literally clamping to cutting off your circulation like everyone assumes, but I guess everyone would rather make assumptions and be lazy rather than make a quick 15 second Google search. And as a result, everyone is fear-mongering.

Clamping is just the final boss of jelqing, but nobody is saying that jelqing is gonna destroy your dick.

@Looksmaxxcel

This is the very reason I decided I would use an extension device rather than weights, because I assumed that the tension forces would be uneven and not applied equally across the entire shaft of the penis. You don't really have much control over the distribution of the tension forces because all weights to is pull downwards, that's it, and that pulling force is going to be stronger on the end that the weights are hanging from, in this case the upper end of your penis, the back end of the shaft (end closer to your pelvis) will also get some of the force, but most of the strain will be on the front end (where the head of the shaft is).

There's an uneven distribution of force when it comes to the weight hanging method.

Also my penis is kind of bent, not to an extreme, but I'd still like to straighten it out, and hanging does not really help much with that, while extension devices do, uneven force distribution + bent dick is not a good combination JFL, I'd definitely end up fucking my dick up, or even making it even more curved. Too risky.
Not really, the tunica of the penis is longer than the body of the corpus cavernosa, and the penis is very flexible in the flaccid state, so the distribution of forces would be even. Even if the corpus cavernosa outgrew the tunica (very unlikely), frequent erections would stretch the tunica and force it to grow at an equal rate.

Penile hanging would only be somewhat effective at straightening the penis, but so would using an extender. The hanging method pulls straight down away from your body.

The most effective method is to pull the penis towards whichever side is curved using the extender method, wherever the bend is to stretch that shorter side as much as possible so that the dick becomes even.

Besides, my dick already had a thicker upper shaft, which I plan to correct later on by jelqing.

I mean, anyone reading this thread can use whatever stretching method they want to help lengthen their dick, I just find that hanging works the most for me because I can control how much force I want and it's the most comfortable method for me. Nobody has to do exactly what I do, I just hope that I hope somebody out.
 
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Tbh no point of using weights to stretch it out, just grab a bathmate.

No this isnt promotion
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Tbh no point of using weights to stretch it out, just grab a bathmate.

No this isnt promotion
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Mostly just hypertrophy and girth gains, you will grow outwards but not lengthwise.
 
JFL dude you are going to get a lot of guys to fuck up their dick, that weight hanging shit isn't safe, aslo there are some extender devices that you can wear while you sleep and just take it off when you wake up, that's 8+ hours of unconscious effort and consistent stretching force being applied.

Also everyone knows that you can use bath mate for some gains, mostly with girth, but extender devices are more trust worthy than weights, its too risky.

I plan on testing out two specific devices at some point.
report back tbh

 
report back tbh

Yh, but that's likely years from now before I even buy everything, and then months afterwards for me to finish the regiment. I'll definitely be making a thread to report any results.

But I think the secret to maximizing results will be two drugs/supplements combined with the routine

(1.) A drug/supplement that loosens and makes tissue softer/more malleable
(2.) A drug/supplement that speeds up tissue regeneration and healing

So hours before a session (based on how long it takes for said drug/supplement to kick in) you take one affects tissue resistance, and then immediately after you take the one that speeds up regeneration. So you'll get more microtears in the tissue fibres and it will heal faster than usual.

If someone combined two such substances on even a regular routine they would get extremely ridiculous out of this world results in a matter of months. But they'd have to use a finely tuned extension devices that can be adjusted, because something like weights would be too risky if you are weakening your tissue to maximize damage and growth.

I could easily see a 4 incher, getting 6.5 inches in 3 months if they could get two substances like that which worked in congruence with eachother, and had minimal side effects.

So I will also be looking for those two substances before I even start the test, if it works well I would release some kind of guide.

I'm surprised somebody has yet to do something like this yet, its either impossible, or nobody really gives a fuck about men's problems (both are likely).
 

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