Have a 4 hour job interview in 1 hour and have to take a massive dump

[imbored21]

I have to poop when I’m nervous and i think i just sharted a little. It smells bad but i don’t want to go inside until it’s time because i don’t want them to see me. I’m sitting in my car right now. How fucked am i?

 

[Sparrow's Song]

I have to poop when I’m nervous and i think i just sharted a little. It smells bad but i don’t want to go inside until it’s time because i don’t want them to see me. I’m sitting in my car right now. How fucked am i?

I KNOW THE FEELS BRO! MAY THE STANDSHITTING SPIRITS GUIDE YOU.

 

[VST]

Just ask at the reception if you can use their toilet.

 

[Deleted member 1269]

It's over buddy boyo, just go back home and LDAR.

 

[Deleted member 3129]

4 hour? what?

 

[a-virgin-nigger]

Greeeeeeeeassssssssy

 

[42cel_Alt#01]

Might as well go ER in your BMW

 

[Deleted member 2901]

4 hour? what?

This. That can’t be true.

 

[Deleted member 3129]

is that sig of ur account?

 

[Deleted member 1983]

4 hour interview???/

lol what.

 

[imbored21]

is that sig of ur account?

Yes

 

[Yoyo]

Eat some curry it should help

 

[Deleted member 3129]

yikes, i can see why i stopped playing rts', they are stressful as fuck and complete shit

 

[Deleted member 3291]

good luck hope it went well

 

[BlackPill47]

Godspeed, brother. Let us know how you got on.

 

[imbored21]

It was a waste of time. They gave me a tour and i just nodded and said “cool” the whole time like a fucking aspie. We were supposed to have lunch but he said he had a lot of work to do lmao. I feel humiliated. Im a pathetic incel.

 

[mogcel]

It was a waste of time. They gave me a tour and i just nodded and said “cool” the whole time like a fucking aspie. We were supposed to have lunch but he said he had a lot of work to do lmao. I feel humiliated. Im a pathetic incel.

was it even going to be an interview in the first place? what was it for?

 

[imbored21]

was it even going to be an interview in the first place? what was it for?

There was an interview portion. I gave aspie unarticulate 1 line answers. It was for a 70k/year research scientist position

 

[Deleted member 776]

Do it in a bag.

 

[mogcel]

There was an interview portion. I gave aspie unarticulate 1 line answers. It was for a 70k/year research scientist position

damn well rip to you... at least you get to shit now

 

[WorldRulerAisha]

It's over buddy boyo, just go back home and LDAR.

 

[QuantumDummy]

Yes

Brutal.

 

[BlackPill47]

My condolences, brother. We knew this was a likely outcome. Best of luck.