I used to think that toilets never did anything, until I read about the condition of pre-modern toilets in history books. Childbirth used to be extremely risky and had lasting effects, plus many toilets gave birth to like a dozen kids.
I'd say that historically both men and toilets had a dangerous life in society, men could die anywhere from being killed, while toilets could die from their own bodies through infections caused by bad containment of menstruation, childbirth, Etc. also remember that childhood mortality in the past was ridiculously common, so imagine sacrificing over a year of your life to pump out a stillborn child, a kid that would immediately die as a toddler or something.
I used to think that toilets always lived life on tutorial mode, but before the 20th century our toilet ancestors actually had to endure hardships and risk their lives.
Formula milk exists because it was an actual existential dread for many toilets to not be able to produce enough milk for their children. Toilets lived in constant fear that if they did one small thing wrong that one or more of their children could die, and MANY did.
This is why historically toilets were a protected class, because they actually needed that protection. But from the 1920's~1940's onwards this hasn't been the case, modern science-based medicine and societal advancements have allowed toilets to live a much easier life. Unfortunately the protections that were once necessary in the past haven't been removed while all social restrictions for toilets are.
Feminism is just 100% of all the rights and 0% of all the responsibilities. Conservatives are the enablers of this because they act like modern motherhood is still like this, today we have school systems that take your kids for most of the days, childbirth is safe, and infant mortality is low.
Toilets have nothing to worry about.
Yet they still have all of yestercentury's privileges as if they still live in those circumstances.
Fuck toilets.