Experiment Has anyone tried/heard of Randonautica?

[FrothySolutions]

It's the latest trend amongst the Tickety-Tockers. Get in on this now before the app is taken away, or something.

In summary, it's a magic app/algorithm where you focus on a thing you're looking for, tell the app what you're looking for, and the app will, using your location, give you some coordinates to visit that will fulfill whatever it is you're looking for. Allegedly.

Scary enough for the paranoid, because it needs your location. But even if you're not paranoid, the other scary thing about this is that it's supposed to be magic and paranormal. For unexplained reasons, this app is sending people to dead bodies and horrific accidents and other dark things. This app that is supposedly powered by nothing but an algorithm. No human beings listening to police scanners or anything. The app alone somehow knows to send you to strange places that tie in meaningful ways to what you seek.

My phone isn't compatible with this. I'm poor. But maybe your phone is.

Randonautica - Apps on Google Play

Random Exploration, Guided by Intention

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Randonautica App - App Store

Download Randonautica by Randonauts, LLC on the App Store. See screenshots, ratings and reviews, user tips, and more apps like Randonautica.

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If you don't have a compatible phone, I think there's a web version. But I hesitate to use it because I think it's old, and therefore not as accurate/powerful as the one the kids are using on their phones.

Randonautica

bot.randonauts.com

Try it, maybe it'll unlock everything you've been looking for in life.

 

[Animecel2D]

Never heard of it tbh

 

[Deleted member 24081]

Yeah I’ve heard of it. It leads people to all sorts of crazy shit that a lot of conspiracies have sprung up around it.

 

[FrothySolutions]

Yeah I’ve heard of it. It leads people to all sorts of crazy shit that a lot of conspiracies have sprung up around it.

Did you try it?

 

[Mainländer]

I used to enjoy going for aimless solitary walks but, as of late, not as much anymore.

 

[FrothySolutions]

I used to enjoy going for aimless solitary walks but, as of late, not as much anymore.

Try it, you might discover something new.

 

[Deleted member 27495]

 

[FrothySolutions]

Alright, I tried it. So here's what happened.

I used the web version, first off.

Randonautica

bot.randonauts.com

Because I wasn't using a phone, I had to punch in a Google Maps URL. So I went on Google Maps, typed in my address, and pasted it into the "Type your message" field.

I was then prompted with this...

Let’s search! What would you like to get?
Attractors are dense clusters of random points. Voids are the opposite.
Anomalies are the strongest out of Attractors and Voids.

And I was given a choice of Anomaly, Attractor, Void, Options/Help, Blind Spots & More, and My Location. I dunno what any of that stuff means, but I picked Attractor.

I was then prompted with this.

Choose your entropy source: (choose Australian National University - ANU if unsure):

They're basically asking for an entropy generator. A random number generator, or something. I was given a choice of ANU, or Temporal. And to be honest I forget which one I picked.

I was then told to focus on my intent. This is the part where I focus on a thing and hope for Randonautica to lead me to it.

I think my vision was pretty clear: I closed my eyes tightly and I wished for sluts. The drunken, naked, partying kind you see on Do It For State or College Rules or I'm Shmacked, you know the kind. A thousand different thumbnails flashed in my memory as I wished with all my penis.

I opened my eyes, and the coordinates were given. Along with 4 map tools I could use to check where exactly those coordinates led.

They led to the middle of an old gravel pit, a mile away from my house. I really did think I was gonna find something there. I put on my lucky shirt. The only one I own that actually fits my manlet frame. I wiped down my balls in case of sex, and I set out on foot. I scoured that gravel pit, but found nothing.

HOWEVER... I should mention that before I even made it to the gravel pit, as soon as I stepped outside of my house, I ran into two women right outside my front door. They weren't looking for my house, they just happened to be passing by right as I left. I don't wanna get pinched for worship, so I'll be noncommittal: They weren't bad looking ladies. Good looking enough to stand out amongst the sea of normies I encounter on, say, a normal day to and from work. Were they the sluts I was meant to encounter?

I rate it 2/7 stars. Even if those women were sent to me by the power of Randonautica, they weren't at the actual spot. How was I supposed to know what to do?

 

[Caesercel]

Sounds like something I would have considered doing in middle school

 

[FrothySolutions]

Sounds like something I would have considered doing in middle school

Do it now!

 

[Caesercel]

Do it now!

I am too old for this stuff.

 

[Emba]

I found a few foid corpses that i fucked thanks to that app - WITH A CONDOM! (no dna from me)! It's not like I wanted to clean them off when i was done! They are heavy!

Some were fresher than others... But they didn't smell too bad yet and they were easy to pry open.

I guess my sex needs have been met for a year or two...

Inb4 sexhaver out! If they are ded they don't count! Like an escort.... Or who're. Except stinkier.

 

[Deleted member 301]

I am too old for this stuff.

 

[metabuxx]

Yeah I’ve heard of it. It leads people to all sorts of crazy shit that a lot of conspiracies have sprung up around it.

 

[Emba]

I found a few foid corpses that i fucked thanks to that app - WITH A CONDOM! (no dna from me)! It's not like I wanted to clean them off when i was done! They are heavy!

Some were fresher than others... But they didn't smell too bad yet and they were easy to pry open.

I guess my sex needs have been met for a year or two...

Inb4 sexhaver out! If they are ded they don't count! Like an escort.... Or who're. Except stinkier.

Larp

 

[FrothySolutions]

I just tried it, it showed a place i know, thugs from my neighborhood go there to drink and shoot heroine, should i go there ?

What did you ask Randonautica to show you?

 

[FrothySolutions]

Attractor

But what did you ask it to show you? You're supposed to focus in your mind on something you want to see or find or something.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

No

 

[FrothySolutions]

Money.

There's probably money there, then.

But the monkey paw inherent is that those thugs are probably drug dealers. If you go there, you'll probably intrude on a drug deal of some kind where lots of money is being exchanged.

 

[FrothySolutions]

I buy from them, i would never do that tbh, im 20yo i don't wanna throw my life away and end up in a prison jail, so no thanks.

Oh, you know them? Well then go, you're just a customer to them. Not an intruder.

 

[FrothySolutions]

it's 5am, and they live next to me so need to go there.

But you asked to see money. Go see if there's money there. You don't have to steal it, you just need to see if anyone's got any money.

 

[FrothySolutions]

Why would they give me money ?

I'm not saying they will, I'm saying you need to go there to see if Randonautica is right about there being money there.

 

[Damo the incel]

Well, it's bullshit.

What happened

 

[Damo the incel]

found nothing.

@FrothySolutions can you explain why your app didn't help him find money

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

Fuck this app, was probably programmed with ruby on rails by some attention looking idiots.

 

[FrothySolutions]

Fuck this app, was probably programmed with ruby on rails by some attention looking idiots.

What language should a good magic app be built with?

@FrothySolutions can you explain why your app didn't help him find money

He didn't show up in time. The deal was probably done by then.