Has anyone tried gooning like a retard

[justuseless]

I recently discovered this cause i wasnt getting as much pleasure from gooning

Basically while you jack off you act like a retard make a lot of retard noises and when you're about to coom you start screaming at the top of your lungs and saying lots of gibberish

The first time i did this i was mindblown. The coom felt like 3 times better. I couldnt believe it cause i had gooned 4 times already that day so i should have only produced a dribble but instead my dick exploded and shot out mangos like i was 16 again

It might be cause of the variation so your body taps into your original goon power that got desensitised over the years

Kinda like changing up your workouts when you hit a plateau

You guys should try it (obviously when no ones home)

 

[erenyeager]

No point since women will come for us all one day to wipe us out

 

[xyxx]

Just larp as dreamybull theory

 

[justuseless]

No point since women will come for us all one day to wipe us out

Thats why you get your faps in before then

 

[erenyeager]

Thats why you get your faps in before then

No, you must train for the horrible outcome of the female apocalypse

 

[justuseless]

No, you must train for the horrible outcome of the female apocalypse

If you goon a lot and dont shower you will naturally repel them. Stenchmaxing will save us.

 

[WeirdPanda]

I recently discovered this cause i wasnt getting as much pleasure from gooning

Basically while you jack off you act like a retard make a lot of retard noises and when you're about to coom you start screaming at the top of your lungs and saying lots of gibberish

The first time i did this i was mindblown. The coom felt like 3 times better. I couldnt believe it cause i had gooned 4 times already that day so i should have only produced a dribble but instead my dick exploded and shot out mangos like i was 16 again

It might be cause of the variation so your body taps into your original goon power that got desensitised over the years

Kinda like changing up your workouts when you hit a plateau

You guys should try it (obviously when no ones home)

Its because youre an animal

 

[WeirdPanda]

Just larp as dreamybull theory

 

[Maikowski]

You're pretending to be Chad?

 

[kay']

 

[Animecel2D]

 

[Friezacel]

I dont live alone, i cant afford to scream around

 

[pizzamaxxer]

I just imagine my toilet as her mouth

 

[blackraven]

whatever makes you happy ig