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Some pretty decent femoids in churches around my city, I might try to to go and talk to femoids there. Anyone tried churchmaxxing?
 
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I doubt it's any different than your average roasty. Religion is just virtue signaling delusion as it is. I go to a christian university and all the foids here are degenerate partiers. Worshipping some suicidal zombie jew doesnt change sexuality

It's just tradcon cope tbh
 
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PoodankMcGee said:
I doubt it's any different than your average roasty. Religion is just virtue signaling delusion as it is. I go to a christian university and all the foids here are degenerate partiers. Worshipping some suicidal zombie jew doesnt change sexuality

It's just tradcon cope tbh
When you remember that people have stone age beliefs, incel seems like intro to mechanics
 
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ineedassistance said:
When you remember that people have stone age beliefs, incel seems like intro to mechanics
IYou fucking fag infiltrator. Kill yourself :feelsokman:
 
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PoodankMcGee said:
I doubt it's any different than your average roasty. Religion is just virtue signaling delusion as it is. I go to a christian university and all the foids here are degenerate partiers. Worshipping some suicidal zombie jew doesnt change sexuality

It's just tradcon cope tbh

I hope you burn in hell for denying Christ.
 
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Nebuchadnezzar said:
IYou fucking fag infiltrator. Kill yourself :feelsokman:
Babylon was a great civilisation
 
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Longbowman said:
I hope you burn in hell for denying Christ.
Kek keep coping and worshipping your imaginary sky daddy. There is no hell, no final deliverance that makes everything just and right in the end. Only cope and the void, and you Christcucks cope hard af :feelsdevil:
 
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Longbowman said:
I hope you burn in hell for denying the suicidal zombie jew commie!
Spread the other cheek
 
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I went before, to a bigger church at that. It was mostly old grandma aged women and single mothers. The better looking women were still in Church chasing Chadrone dick.

Church is just like any other social institution except you learn a bit about Jesus and then gossip.
 
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Longbowman said:
Some pretty decent femoids in churches around my city, I might try to to go and talk to femoids there. Anyone tried churchmaxxing?
I literally felt like blocking you for posting this blue pilled bullshit thread lol

I had a friend who dated a "church girl", she gave him a blowjob the night of their first date

"Religious" women are the biggest whores because they feel "repressed" during their youth, so the moment they get a chance to "act out" they do, especially when they go off to college

Their fathers are blue pilled and think their daughters aren't sucking dick in the highschool bathroom because "muh daughter goes to church every Sunday"
 
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Sure. The Bible reprogrammed her "Chad only" mentality into "Ugly freaks and outcasts too!".

What a joke. :feelskek: I guarantee you, you have with them even less of a chance than with trashier girls who are into hiphop and smoking weed.
 
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PoodankMcGee said:
I doubt it's any different than your average roasty. Religion is just virtue signaling delusion as it is. I go to a christian university and all the foids here are degenerate partiers. Worshipping some suicidal zombie jew doesnt change sexuality

It's just tradcon cope tbh
 
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Delusional religious cucks strike again.
 
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PoodankMcGee said:
Kek keep coping and worshipping your imaginary sky daddy.
sound like a soyright now

"yikes sweaty your sky daddy doesnt justify womens rights being taken away :soy::soy::soy:"
 
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Yes there are no young girls there and the few who are there are just as bad as atheist sluts.

Emancipated foids are shit everywhere
 
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How do you cold approach in a church? I just cant imagine it
 
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calimero said:
How do you cold approach in a church? I just cant imagine it
Tell her "Jesus loves you"
 
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calimero said:
How do you cold approach in a church? I just cant imagine it
GripMaxxing said:
Tell her "Jesus loves you"
Tell her "I have some sins to let out in the confessionary" :feelskek:
 
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BlkPillPres said:
Tell her "I have some sins to let out in the confessionary" :feelskek:
Lmao. I was going to discuss with her my intepretation of revelation, but it might send off the wrong vibes
 
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Longbowman said:
I hope you burn in hell for denying Christ.

Nebuchadnezzar said:
IYou fucking fag infiltrator. Kill yourself :feelsokman:
I don't understand religiouscells
How can you wotship a deity that you believe to have created you as an incel knowing that you will rot and suffer a shitty incel life?
What a terrible cope..
 
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calimero said:
How do you cold approach in a church? I just cant imagine it

Its useless single moms and dried up roasties. They will approach you if you come to Church with a nice enough car.
 
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Speed said:
Its useless single moms and dried up roasties. They will approach you if you come to Church with a nice enough car.
I dont even have a license. Its over for me
 
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I tried churchmaxxing a few years ago, ended up exactly as you'd expect. (All the church foids ignored me, to the point where I was constantly interrupted whenever I tried to speak up)

So-called "religious" foids are often the most degenerate, hiding behind religion while often being the first ones to get pregnant at 15. I always see chads talking about how "freaky" they are in bed, especially the ones who went off to college after being raised in a strict environment.

Hypergamy is ingrained into their nature.
 
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I tried and it didn't work cause all church girls are secret giga whores (chad only) and those who aren't are expecting to find their Christian virtuous Chad gentleman to marry and have a blessed life. You can't beat that.
 
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doesn't work. she goes to church because she's forced by her parents then goes home and watches 8 hours of netflix then takes out her bbc dildo and sticks it up her ass
PoodankMcGee said:
I doubt it's any different than your average roasty. Religion is just virtue signaling delusion as it is. I go to a christian university and all the foids here are degenerate partiers. Worshipping some suicidal zombie jew doesnt change sexuality

It's just tradcon cope tbh
 
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Nothing different happening in church:
Screenshot 2021-07-22 20.27.03.png

Foids even sound the same:
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SoloAlex said:
God don’t like ugly men
He supposedly made us; so I have to ask "Why?"
 
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Toxic_Manbabby said:
He supposedly made us; so I have to ask "Why?"
God is a woman and SHE made ugly men just for one reason: to simp for women. And guess what? It works.
 
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they have the exact same physical standards as any non-religious woman, in that they want a tall chad, only difference is he also has to be holier than Jesus as well.

I will note though churches are like the only social place left you can socialise and talk to women, were else can you, a club? that's about it, which is a garbage place to try anything. Western countries have no community left, try and talk to a woman anywhere else and you will be charged with harassment
 
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No and you shouldn't
 
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SoloAlex said:
God is a woman and SHE made ugly men just for one reason: to simp for women. And guess what? It works.
Well, that's true and not true at the same time because the bible says that God created humans in their image Male AND Female. One argument I heard as to why God is referred to in masculine terms is that if they referred to God as a woman, boys would then associate this idea of goodness as being exclusive to women and instead act "evil" like... the dark triad. Hmm... :feelswhat:
 
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Longbowman said:
Some pretty decent femoids in churches around my city, I might try to to go and talk to femoids there. Anyone tried churchmaxxing?

the bible is 95 percent bullshit
 
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Churchmaxxing doesn't work because women are still women.

On the plus side you say the Lords Prayer, the Jesus Prayer, Trisagion, the Nicene Creed, and you can receive communion/eucharist which is the body and blood of Christ.
 
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calimero said:
How do you cold approach in a church? I just cant imagine it
something something misionary
 
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I tried, they will exclude you as always while wishing for Chad. Some of them i saw on tinder later, one of them was talking about 50 shades of grey. There are not many young women, and most are middle class or higher. That was a conservative church, where the pastor hated fags and even talked about how women shouldn't be judges in private. As you can see, Chad only.
 
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Longbowman said:
I hope you burn in hell for denying Christ.
Cucked


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doesn't work. she goes to church because she's forced by her parents then goes home and watches 8 hours of netflix then takes out her bbc dildo and sticks it up her ass
:blackpill::blackpill::blackpill:
And gets fucked by chad
 
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I’m an atheist
 
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I want no part of the liberal disaster that is modern mainstream Christianity.

BTW, any church that does not have separate seating for men and women is not worth taking seriously.
 

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