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Has anyone here thought about joining the army?

thespanishcel

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-Most likely you won't end up in battlefield (Specially if you live in Europe or South America because our armies are cucked lol)
-It's not so badly paid
-You get in shape
-No need for great social skills
-You can retire early and get money from the state
-You get free house and food while you're outside
-Not so many Chads and zero Stacies (They're too scared to do join the army)
-They give you a gun and a cool uniform

If I was very low iq and failed miserably at my studies I would do it. But no, I had to be born with a normal iq and my stupid parents said "duh you have to go to college" :feelstastyman:
 
I once appiled to join the irish army but because of the 2008 recession i couldn't ,probably wouldn't have passed the fitness test anyway
 
No I don't want to be a militarycuck
 
No. The military are ZOG cucks.
 
eh, it's basically high school on steroids from what I've heard. Unless you're able to get into some of the brainier fields of the military, in which case you'll have to work with affirmative actioned feeeeemayles that are getting fucked by the alpha sergeant Chad that yells at you
 
eh, it's basically high school on steroids from what I've heard. Unless you're able to get into some of the brainier fields of the military, in which case you'll have to work with affirmative actioned feeeeemayles that are getting fucked by the alpha sergeant Chad that yells at you
:feelstrash:
 
yeah then i thought i dont like getting shot or blown up.
 
No. And it's not fear about the battlefield; I have no fear of dying.

1)I hate wearing uniforms

2) I'll take being yelled at by a drill sergeant personally

3) I have never met an Arab that has harmed me personally, so why am I going to kill people I don't know or have no hard feelings toward?
 
I'm scared of having to fight so no
 
Enjoy getting mogged by turbo chads: https://www.navysealfoundation.org/our-fallen-heroes/
Literally a Matt Bomer look alike:
Screenshot 2018 10 27 Our Fallen Heroes   Navy SEAL Foundation

jfl you'll get bullied constantly by roided up chads tbh
 
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Joining military/army is the most cucked thing you can do. Start your own army.
 
JFL,
You will just get bullied and ridiculed because of youre looks until you cant take it anymore.
 
Military = Beeing a Cuck. Then again, better than studying.
 
Yes I joined. After a month in training I said screw this and quit.
eh, it's basically high school on steroids from what I've heard. Unless you're able to get into some of the brainier fields of the military, in which case you'll have to work with affirmative actioned feeeeemayles that are getting fucked by the alpha sergeant Chad that yells at you
kek at females trying to act intimating.
 
army fix your ego. imo, it's great depends on your : location, family stats and career potential.

I'm joining that. within 2 yrs
 

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