I wonder what the melody would be….
Serious Has anyone ever imagined what an incels.is anime opening would be like
The first three seconds of the opening
@Dollfucker hat do you think
@zd60 what do you think
@SilverBullet what is the anime opening
This but with the users
Piss bottles and a computer filled with porn. Dirty bed. Almost empty fridge. Roaches on a crusty carpet. Scummy shower walls. Dandruff. Tears. Blood from a failed shave. Fat rolls and liver damage. Yellow napkins in the corner. Pizza
Jews dancing
never really thought about it, probably have some organics in it
I WANNA BE, THE VERY BEST...
What type of birds is that?
balled tit, aka titballs, or more scientifically, tiddius testiclus
Grok's answer:
(Ngl i laughed reading thru that)
Title card flashes in red Comic Sans over a grainy black-and-white photo of a empty school hallway:“Incel no Kuroi Taiyō” (Blackpill Sun)
Opening theme: a distorted 2012 dubstep remix of “Cruel Angel’s Thesis” mixed with lo-fi rain sounds and occasional airhorn drops
[0:00]Slow zoom on a hooded NEET protagonist (let’s call him “Mogumi-kun”) sitting alone in a dark room lit only by the blue glow of his monitor. The screen reflects in his dead, sleep-deprived eyes. Text overlays in Impact font:“IT’S OVER”“WE NEVER BEGAN”“HEIGHT = FACE = FRAME”
[0:12]Cut to rapid montage of Chad stomping on Mogumi’s face in slow motion while Stacy and her lookalikes laugh in 0.25x speed. Their laughter is pitch-shifted to sound demonic. Sparkles and rose petals fly around Chad for no reason.
[0:20]Mogumi runs through an endless school corridor as every door slams shut. Behind each door you briefly see:
[0:28]He collapses to his knees. The camera spins 360° around him while the lyrics kick in (sung in a deadpan, monotone voice):“Blackpill, blackpill, swallow it down~Jawline too narrow, you’ll die as a clown~Foids only want gigachad, six-foot-plus or bust~LDAR forever, turn to dust…”
[0:40]Flashback sequence: 8-year-old Mogumi reaching for a little girl’s hand at recess. She recoils in disgust. The screen cracks like glass. Cut to present-day Mogumi rope-shopping at a hardware store while salarymen walk past without noticing him.
[0:50]Suddenly the beat drops hard. The art style switches to hyper-detailed 2021 OPM-level animation for exactly 8 seconds:Mogumi ascends, eyes glowing red, holding a katana made of copium shards. He slashes through an army of normies. Every slash has a forum copypasta in red text exploding outward:“JUST BE CONFIDENT BRO”“TAKE A SHOWER”“IT’S YOUR PERSONALITY”
[1:05]The cope-shattering fantasy immediately ends. He’s back in his room, head on desk, drooling. The katana was just a ruler.
[1:10]Final shot: the camera slowly pulls back from his monitor to reveal hundreds of tabs open:
[1:20]Screen fades to black. One last text appears in the center, white on black:“Next episode: ‘My Mom Called Me Handsome (She Lied)’”
End card: the singer whispers “rope… rope… rope…” as the music fades into dial-up modem sounds.
Roll credits over a single rotating 3D model of a bald hamster in a wheel labeled “My life”.
Opening theme: a distorted 2012 dubstep remix of “Cruel Angel’s Thesis” mixed with lo-fi rain sounds and occasional airhorn drops
[0:00]Slow zoom on a hooded NEET protagonist (let’s call him “Mogumi-kun”) sitting alone in a dark room lit only by the blue glow of his monitor. The screen reflects in his dead, sleep-deprived eyes. Text overlays in Impact font:“IT’S OVER”“WE NEVER BEGAN”“HEIGHT = FACE = FRAME”
[0:12]Cut to rapid montage of Chad stomping on Mogumi’s face in slow motion while Stacy and her lookalikes laugh in 0.25x speed. Their laughter is pitch-shifted to sound demonic. Sparkles and rose petals fly around Chad for no reason.
[0:20]Mogumi runs through an endless school corridor as every door slams shut. Behind each door you briefly see:
- A wedding between Chad and a 10/10 Becky
- A height measurement where Mogumi is 5’7” and crying
- A gym mirror with the caption “NORWOOD REAPER WAS HERE”
[0:28]He collapses to his knees. The camera spins 360° around him while the lyrics kick in (sung in a deadpan, monotone voice):“Blackpill, blackpill, swallow it down~Jawline too narrow, you’ll die as a clown~Foids only want gigachad, six-foot-plus or bust~LDAR forever, turn to dust…”
[0:40]Flashback sequence: 8-year-old Mogumi reaching for a little girl’s hand at recess. She recoils in disgust. The screen cracks like glass. Cut to present-day Mogumi rope-shopping at a hardware store while salarymen walk past without noticing him.
[0:50]Suddenly the beat drops hard. The art style switches to hyper-detailed 2021 OPM-level animation for exactly 8 seconds:Mogumi ascends, eyes glowing red, holding a katana made of copium shards. He slashes through an army of normies. Every slash has a forum copypasta in red text exploding outward:“JUST BE CONFIDENT BRO”“TAKE A SHOWER”“IT’S YOUR PERSONALITY”
[1:05]The cope-shattering fantasy immediately ends. He’s back in his room, head on desk, drooling. The katana was just a ruler.
[1:10]Final shot: the camera slowly pulls back from his monitor to reveal hundreds of tabs open:
- “Height increase surgery Thailand”
- “Jawline implants Korea reviews”
- “Is 4/10 ethnic + 5’9” doom?”
- A paused YouTube video titled “It’s 2030 and you’re still a khhv”
[1:20]Screen fades to black. One last text appears in the center, white on black:“Next episode: ‘My Mom Called Me Handsome (She Lied)’”
End card: the singer whispers “rope… rope… rope…” as the music fades into dial-up modem sounds.
Roll credits over a single rotating 3D model of a bald hamster in a wheel labeled “My life”.
(Ngl i laughed reading thru that)
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