I have two stories.
In my first one I was in a guild in this MMO. It was pretty great until the guy started dating online. He ended up finding a "girl" that played. It turned our golden age completely rotten, it even caused our second in command to leave because him and the girl were roleplaying sex. The guild leader chimped out and kicked him out. He also hired a guy to doxx him. 2 years after that they ended up breaking up (after he blew our guild budget into buying her nice stuff) and for a few months it took the entire guild to stop him from killing himself. He really loved that "girl" when in reality (assuming that wasn't a man) the poor bastard was just an orbiter. He even sent a youtube video to her. It ended with him breaking down crying, spit and snot were all over his face. She sent it to the whole guild. Those of us that didn't lose respect for him tried our best and just when we thought he was going to blow his head off the girl comes back and says she's ready to take him back. It ended with our guild leader buying the girl 300 dollars worth of video games and those funko things. They broke up another year later but this time we just left him alone.
Last year I was playing TF2 (2fort) and as soon as I got in I heard a squeaker and a guy that sounded like he was in his 20s arguing. I wasn't paying attention that well but I constantly heard the word she so I assumed it was about a girl. I ignored it and moved on. 2 minutes in and I already had 5 kills but I got knocked off into the water by a sniper bullet and I bumped into a demoknight. I went to my team's side of the sewer to heal and I saw a medic and a heavy, the health thing was taking forever to load up and the demo was going to kill me any second so I asked for a heal, they were ignoring me. I saw their names and noticed those were the ones talking and I realized it was a girl and a guy flirting (made me diamonds). I decided to just shrug it off since the conch healed me up enough for me to rocket jump back up to surface (to my delight the demo decided not to chase me). 5 minutes later and I come across these two again, I used the mic (I was using the chat up until then) and requested she pocket me so we could take out that huge nest in Blu's intel base (we were red) and I ended up getting cursed out by chad. They continued fliritng and while I had restraint I noticed another guy on the mic too. He was fapping to this the guy shot out a lisped "are you guys dating" and when the girl says no I noticed our chat had 2 different players trying to flirt with her along with an extra guy on the mic. They were trying their best but the Chad talked over them and with better pick up lines. 10 more minutes in and the roastie and chad started fighting the medic girl came to me and finally started to heal me, a few minutes in and I completely tore apart Blu's forces the girl complimented me on how good I was and the chad viciously cleared his throat over the mic until the girl stopped talking. He apologized to her and they ended up going back to whatever they were doing before, usually I wouldn't care but the other members of my team were either too busy blowing their load to the fact that this was as close to a girl as they were going to get or sucking at everything they do. I ended up having to beg her to be medic so I can get this awful game over with. I failed. An hour later (the only other good player was an engie) I finally got that demoman to stop fapping but chad and stacey started to fight again so this time she confided in the demo. Thankfully I convinced them to stop being useless and actually get another cap in, they did and everyone was happy except for Chad. 5 minutes after that this the girl asked the demo for some hats, we kept telling him not to give in but the tone in her voice changed, she started moaning and you could hear the bed humping too. Pretty soon the entire team was rock hard, even the 13 year old wanted some. He gave in before we had time to react. As much as I prided myself in being on hardcore THOT patrol I silently admitted that I'd do the same. The girl had like 600 dollars worth of items. She even tricked him into giving her some delux version of a game for a link to her instagram. The girl got her game and she apologized to the chad (who was congaing with other hoovies) this time and offered the chad some of the hats she got. The demoman cried in the background and Chad and Stacey spent the rest of the match flirting while the rest of the team worked relentlessly to keep the enemies off our backs. During our final fight the engie said "Can you and that fucking cunt stop being useless and help us!?" which got a violent response from chad who got told to "stop being such a mindless ape" from a based sniper who caught a violent response from the roastie. She yelled at everyone in the team and called them virgin losers. The game became completely silent because these losers can't handle a girl hurting their feelings. We all died in the end.
In my first one I was in a guild in this MMO. It was pretty great until the guy started dating online. He ended up finding a "girl" that played. It turned our golden age completely rotten, it even caused our second in command to leave because him and the girl were roleplaying sex. The guild leader chimped out and kicked him out. He also hired a guy to doxx him. 2 years after that they ended up breaking up (after he blew our guild budget into buying her nice stuff) and for a few months it took the entire guild to stop him from killing himself. He really loved that "girl" when in reality (assuming that wasn't a man) the poor bastard was just an orbiter. He even sent a youtube video to her. It ended with him breaking down crying, spit and snot were all over his face. She sent it to the whole guild. Those of us that didn't lose respect for him tried our best and just when we thought he was going to blow his head off the girl comes back and says she's ready to take him back. It ended with our guild leader buying the girl 300 dollars worth of video games and those funko things. They broke up another year later but this time we just left him alone.
Last year I was playing TF2 (2fort) and as soon as I got in I heard a squeaker and a guy that sounded like he was in his 20s arguing. I wasn't paying attention that well but I constantly heard the word she so I assumed it was about a girl. I ignored it and moved on. 2 minutes in and I already had 5 kills but I got knocked off into the water by a sniper bullet and I bumped into a demoknight. I went to my team's side of the sewer to heal and I saw a medic and a heavy, the health thing was taking forever to load up and the demo was going to kill me any second so I asked for a heal, they were ignoring me. I saw their names and noticed those were the ones talking and I realized it was a girl and a guy flirting (made me diamonds). I decided to just shrug it off since the conch healed me up enough for me to rocket jump back up to surface (to my delight the demo decided not to chase me). 5 minutes later and I come across these two again, I used the mic (I was using the chat up until then) and requested she pocket me so we could take out that huge nest in Blu's intel base (we were red) and I ended up getting cursed out by chad. They continued fliritng and while I had restraint I noticed another guy on the mic too. He was fapping to this the guy shot out a lisped "are you guys dating" and when the girl says no I noticed our chat had 2 different players trying to flirt with her along with an extra guy on the mic. They were trying their best but the Chad talked over them and with better pick up lines. 10 more minutes in and the roastie and chad started fighting the medic girl came to me and finally started to heal me, a few minutes in and I completely tore apart Blu's forces the girl complimented me on how good I was and the chad viciously cleared his throat over the mic until the girl stopped talking. He apologized to her and they ended up going back to whatever they were doing before, usually I wouldn't care but the other members of my team were either too busy blowing their load to the fact that this was as close to a girl as they were going to get or sucking at everything they do. I ended up having to beg her to be medic so I can get this awful game over with. I failed. An hour later (the only other good player was an engie) I finally got that demoman to stop fapping but chad and stacey started to fight again so this time she confided in the demo. Thankfully I convinced them to stop being useless and actually get another cap in, they did and everyone was happy except for Chad. 5 minutes after that this the girl asked the demo for some hats, we kept telling him not to give in but the tone in her voice changed, she started moaning and you could hear the bed humping too. Pretty soon the entire team was rock hard, even the 13 year old wanted some. He gave in before we had time to react. As much as I prided myself in being on hardcore THOT patrol I silently admitted that I'd do the same. The girl had like 600 dollars worth of items. She even tricked him into giving her some delux version of a game for a link to her instagram. The girl got her game and she apologized to the chad (who was congaing with other hoovies) this time and offered the chad some of the hats she got. The demoman cried in the background and Chad and Stacey spent the rest of the match flirting while the rest of the team worked relentlessly to keep the enemies off our backs. During our final fight the engie said "Can you and that fucking cunt stop being useless and help us!?" which got a violent response from chad who got told to "stop being such a mindless ape" from a based sniper who caught a violent response from the roastie. She yelled at everyone in the team and called them virgin losers. The game became completely silent because these losers can't handle a girl hurting their feelings. We all died in the end.
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