Like maybe you are so invisible to her she perceives a bus seat as empty and sits down on your lap?
Or maybe she fell on you by accident?
Or maybe she fell on you by accident?
no they tend to avoid me
much less sit on me
much less sit on me
So you think women are blind or something? I had a chadlite friend who had a really nice looking girl sitting on his lap by "accident" but that's bullshit, she clearly did on porpouse
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Oh yes. Us chadcels over at chads.is have women sitting on us all the time. On our laps, cocks, and especially our faces.
I accidentally had a girl give me blowjob once. Girls these days are so blind omg.
It's sarcasm, don't ban me
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No. But I would honestly love if a girl sat on my map. I would get super horney. LOL
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banned
No.
Yes multiple times but not human female only cat and dog female
Occasionally they might be vapid or on drugs and not remember a manlet was sitting on the seat behind her. I dunno. Never happened to me but hypothetically.
Could also happen if she's standing on a bus and the bus turns and she falls.
Yeah I know about 'accidental' falls into Chad to flirt w/ him but I mean legit accidents she is repulsed by but it's too late because she sat on your dick
No never happened
No man
Yes
I wish
I had multiple escorts ride me but I don’t enjoy having the foid on top that much
I
This has not happened to me.
how heavy are they compared to you?
Very. I am a very light framecel
and at 5’4, they are usually taller than me and height mog me 
Lap dance = Paying fully clothed woman to sit on one's lap. Pretty depressing actually. Much better to dress up as santa clause, American shopping mall style. Play the long game.
no they tend to avoid me
much less sit on me
I wish a young JB would sit on my lap and I could cradle her with my arms around her waist.
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One accidentally took a sip from my drink in the seats shared armrest cup holder at a packed movie theatre many years ago, the look of disgust and horror on her face when I told her it was my drink was priceless. If that happened now I'd tell her I had aids or something just to scare her.
no
No. People in general just ignore my existence.
naz.is
Yes, because they mistook me for a shit bucket happens all the time
Lap dance = Paying fully clothed woman to sit on one's lap. Pretty depressing actually. Much better to dress up as santa clause, American shopping mall style. Play the long game.
I've had foids sit next to me in class, idk if that counts
My sister sat on me on purpose one day when we were playing.
No, I'm not Chad.
plz elaborate more on context, what happened preceding htis? paraphrase if you don't recall exact convo
She sat on me to see if it would hurt or not.
No but a very attractive little girl grabbed my knee so she wouldn't fall when the train left off.
This was today.
This was today.
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