Grotesque
38 Year Old Virgin.
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- Joined
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Oh, hi there!
Another Monday Morning... you get another chance to wake up early and be productive for society!
It must be so exciting to experience these precious opportunities in life every weekday, and your boss Shlomo really appreciates it!
Unfortunately, I will never get to experience the wonders of being productive for society again! I will never get to lace up my bootstraps, fill up my lunch pail, and put on my work pants.
Woe is me.
Another Monday Morning... you get another chance to wake up early and be productive for society!
It must be so exciting to experience these precious opportunities in life every weekday, and your boss Shlomo really appreciates it!
Unfortunately, I will never get to experience the wonders of being productive for society again! I will never get to lace up my bootstraps, fill up my lunch pail, and put on my work pants.
Woe is me.