ReturnOfSaddam
Eternal President of Iraq
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- Joined
- May 23, 2020
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Why the fuck is hairloss not seen as a proper medical condition? If you go bald young your life is basically over. God has anally fucked you. You now resemble a middle aged child molestor. Unless you have EXTREMELY rare genetics (no exaggeration, I'd estimate maybe 1 in 10000 guys don't look significantly worse bald), you are fucked.
Even if you are incel, you'll never again enjoy the experience of getting a decent haircut, sitting in the barber's chair and looking significantly better than you did before you came in. But look on the bright side - no more worrying about haircuts right? Other than the one you have to give yourself...every 3 days...in the shower...unless of course you can still try coverup style approach, where you can't walk down the street without worrying about a gust of wind.
It's not just that you'll never be seen as attractive though. You are now a baldcel. If someone needs to point you out in a group of people, that's how they'll refer to you. The bald guy. It doesn't matter if you're 21 - you're middle aged. No one will ever refer to you as a "lad" or "young man" - because you are as old as your hairline. Welcome to middle aged life. Perks include wageslavery, being seen as "that creepy man", and potential sexual impotence if you had a negative reaction to finasteride. Oh well, you won't be using your dick anyway.
Even if you are incel, you'll never again enjoy the experience of getting a decent haircut, sitting in the barber's chair and looking significantly better than you did before you came in. But look on the bright side - no more worrying about haircuts right? Other than the one you have to give yourself...every 3 days...in the shower...unless of course you can still try coverup style approach, where you can't walk down the street without worrying about a gust of wind.
It's not just that you'll never be seen as attractive though. You are now a baldcel. If someone needs to point you out in a group of people, that's how they'll refer to you. The bald guy. It doesn't matter if you're 21 - you're middle aged. No one will ever refer to you as a "lad" or "young man" - because you are as old as your hairline. Welcome to middle aged life. Perks include wageslavery, being seen as "that creepy man", and potential sexual impotence if you had a negative reaction to finasteride. Oh well, you won't be using your dick anyway.





