I was walking home carrying my usual suitcase full of foid limbs and torsos like all incels do, when a stranger came seemingly out of the shadows. Unsure as to how to describe him in words, I will use pictures:
I immediately started shaking in fear. My grey, cumstained sweatpants were quivering visibly. He spoke in a raspy voice with a clean southern accent.
: What'cha got there, pardner?
: Uhh, nothing.
: Have you been respecting women today?
: Of course, sir!
: Oh yeah? How many of these here women have you been respectin', buckaroo?
: I held the door open for multiple today.
: Is that right?
He quickly pulls out something from his holster. It was then I realized: He had purchased the new 2018 Personality Scanner: Slaying Queen Edition!!!
: This here scanner says you're one of them misogynistic incels, buckaroo! That's it, I'm gonna mosey you up on outta 'ere!
He spun his lasso that he pulled out of god-knows-where. I couldn't move. He slung me over his horse and carried me to prison for rampant misogyny. I don't know how long it'll be until he's figured out that I've been using his computer to post here. Please, send help!
I immediately started shaking in fear. My grey, cumstained sweatpants were quivering visibly. He spoke in a raspy voice with a clean southern accent.
: What'cha got there, pardner?: Uhh, nothing.: Have you been respecting women today?: Of course, sir!: Oh yeah? How many of these here women have you been respectin', buckaroo?: I held the door open for multiple today.: Is that right?He quickly pulls out something from his holster. It was then I realized: He had purchased the new 2018 Personality Scanner: Slaying Queen Edition!!!
: This here scanner says you're one of them misogynistic incels, buckaroo! That's it, I'm gonna mosey you up on outta 'ere!He spun his lasso that he pulled out of god-knows-where. I couldn't move. He slung me over his horse and carried me to prison for rampant misogyny. I don't know how long it'll be until he's figured out that I've been using his computer to post here. Please, send help!
