thespanishcel
Overlord
★★★★★
- Joined
- May 13, 2018
- Posts
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I remember this fucker. He wasn't really a friend because sometimes for no reason he would ignore me (as if I wasn't there even if I spoke to him) or tease me with some stupid shit. But when he was fine he was okay and I didn't have much choice so I was with him. Anyways when he liked a foid he always had the same approach and always failed:
-He started inviting her everywhere
-He listened and agreed with everything she said even if he thought differently in private
-He bought her gifts (mug, headphones, etc.) because "he felt like it"
-He said made self deprecating cringe jokes and said random nosense to make her laugh
-He listened to the same music she did and watched the same shows and youtubers
And when he thought he had a chance, he simply took them somewhere far so we couldn't listen to them (but we all knew what he was doing) and simply told her "I like you". Of course this technique never worked and when foids told him "no" he stopped talking or even looking at them due to embarassment. I wonder if he's still doing the same, haven't spoken to him in ages and he blocked me on social media (he was paranoid and thought I was trying to steal his crush) so I can't stalk him.
-He started inviting her everywhere
-He listened and agreed with everything she said even if he thought differently in private
-He bought her gifts (mug, headphones, etc.) because "he felt like it"
-He said made self deprecating cringe jokes and said random nosense to make her laugh
-He listened to the same music she did and watched the same shows and youtubers
And when he thought he had a chance, he simply took them somewhere far so we couldn't listen to them (but we all knew what he was doing) and simply told her "I like you". Of course this technique never worked and when foids told him "no" he stopped talking or even looking at them due to embarassment. I wonder if he's still doing the same, haven't spoken to him in ages and he blocked me on social media (he was paranoid and thought I was trying to steal his crush) so I can't stalk him.