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Blackpill Gymceling has turned into Chads making money off incels.

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These faggots try pushing a pipe dream of "big shredded, brah", "chicks will be all over you once you're shredded, brah" and other stupid NPC gym bro bullshit. Chad is the ONLY one who benefits. He fucks the girls. He starts supplement companies, gets sponsored, does the coaching and meal planning, etc. Chad owns the gyms that you pay ridiculous amounts of money to go to. Chad makes money off you fucking idiots. He sells you roids in hopes you can finally ascend, but guess what, buddy boyo? It's a big fucking scam. Chad is on his Instagram right now posting some bullshit about how it's all hard work and dedication to look like him, meanwhile, once he puts his phone down he gets his buddy to inject him with Tren. If anyone is familiar with the Shredz brand, it's confirmed that these cocksuckers edited their clients' photos to promote their bullshit. It's fucking over. Even if you cheat corners by roiding, chances are with your shitty incel genes you'll bald, develop liver, heart and endocrine issues, too.
 
Incels should gymcel in their own based on scientific methods instead if relying on normies, who are likely less correct and charges 100x more for the same thing.
 
chad takes roids

if an incel takes roids, he gets acne, hair loss, etc.

chad has good genes that let him tolerate lots of roids
 
Germancels: Just watch Markus Rühl and stop wasting time with wannabe Chadlite fitness hipsters.
 
Gyms have always been this. Sucking shekels out of desperately lowly peons that need social acceptance.

If you're going to the gym for a purpose other than socializing, fucking sluts in yoga pants, and/or necessity for your job/sport, you're a joke to everyone there.
 
Yep. Back in the day you had a few incel-tier gymcels giving quality advice to newbie gymcels. Now it's all Chads and Chadlites on YouTube giving bullshit advice. The most annoying thing about these gymmaxxed Chads is that they always lie about being natty - pretty much all of them are on 'roids.
 
obligatory [GIF of feeamayle biting her lip with lust while interviewing Chad bodybuilder]
 
chad takes roids

if an incel takes roids, he gets acne, hair loss, etc.

chad has good genes that let him tolerate lots of roids
When Chad does 'roids:
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When an incel does 'roids:
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chad takes roids

if an incel takes roids, he gets acne, hair loss, etc.

chad has good genes that let him tolerate lots of roids

High IQ post.

Dolph. Arnold. Stallone. Chael Sonnen. JBJ. Vitor Belfort. All these dudes roided to the gills and will benefit from their past use till the day they die because of their genes.

A ugly guy like Mark Coleman who roided out in his heyday goes bald, and has to go to the dermotologist:

https://www.mikeswick.com/hammer-mark-coleman-beat-sleep/
 
I've seen a few incels shill the "body recomposition" lie that mostly gets shilled by Chads who have good genetics and/or are on drugs.

Hate to break it to you, but unless you're a complete newbie, really fat, on drugs, or have Chad genetics, lean gains are out of your reach, and you need to diet down to a fairly low body fat percentage (8-10%) if you want to get muscular without becoming a fatass. The reason being you can't build muscle worth a shit without a caloric surplus, and you can't burn fat worth a shit without a caloric deficit, if you're natural and have been lifting for at least a few months.
 
You do not go to the gym for sluts. You do it to become an unstoppable monster.

Germancels: Just watch Markus Rühl and stop wasting time with wannabe Chadlite fitness hipsters.

Thunfischporteinshake
 
If u take roids, maybe. My member fee is 20 bucks / month and i take proteine powder. I have made decent progress and feel better when looking in the mirror
It made me eat much healthier !
 
roiding does work for pretty much any body type, but its still cope. You can easily get pretty big from it, but it still wont help you if your facially ugly. Theres so many coping gymlets i see on roids and i just fucking lol because you can clearly see they are overcompensating.

FACE IS ALWAYS #1.

THen height

then muscles
Yep. Back in the day you had a few incel-tier gymcels giving quality advice to newbie gymcels. Now it's all Chads and Chadlites on YouTube giving bullshit advice. The most annoying thing about these gymmaxxed Chads is that they always lie about being natty - pretty much all of them are on 'roids.
its because itd hurt their small ego in a big body if they ever got caught telling the truth. + plenty of virtue signalling and cucky gymbros wouldnt follow em anymore
 
Bluepilled incels and normies buying "self-improvement" products and services to get pussy is part of what keeps this capitalistic, feminised system going.

Lifting, supplements and roids will destroy the body. After that the medical quacks will take over and harvest your money until you die.
 
You do not go to the gym for sluts. You do it to become an unstoppable monster.



Thunfischporteinshake
whats the point of gymming except for better mental and physical health? " becoming an unstoppable monster" is only for normies annd chads who are full of test and want to fight ppl all the time to heighten their over eager male ego
 
Lmao manlets fall for the gym meme the hardest. They have been rejected their entire life so they fall for the gym and self improvement meme but nothing ever changes since they stay short
 
So unbelievably true.

Nuclear IQ thread- describing a primitive low IQ past-time.

That said many scammed "personal training clients" are cottoning on. Landwhales, menopausal women are realising this game is as much about Stacy Spandex Cunts as it is Chad.

So they are cancelling their memberships sending PT packing and joining free jogging clubs instead. My old gym tried to tempt people back wit its own "free" jogging club in the hope of snaring escaping clients, as people's workout habits change.

Homeworkouts are also on the rise as people do the math that you can buy and keep exercise equipment with no wait times and it only costs a couple of months membership any!

As for fat endomorph, hamster/gopher faced, pale truecel male clients all their self help books are either in landfill, burned in a Chinese incinerator for power or on Amazon for $00.01.
 
So unbelievably true.

Nuclear IQ thread- describing a primitive low IQ past-time.

That said many scammed "personal training clients" are cottoning on. Landwhales, menopausal women are realising this game is as much about Stacy Spandex Cunts as it is Chad.

So they are cancelling their memberships sending PT packing and joining free jogging clubs instead. My old gym tried to tempt people back wit its own "free" jogging club in the hope of snaring escaping clients, as people's workout habits change.

Homeworkouts are also on the rise as people do the math that you can buy and keep exercise equipment with no wait times and it only costs a couple of months membership any!

As for fat endomorph, hamster/gopher faced, pale truecel male clients all their self help books are either in landfill, burned in a Chinese incinerator for power or on Amazon for $00.01.
Great point about now even roasties and landwhales cashing in. It's pathetic. Especially the roast beefs promoting that body wrap/shrink bullshit. Anyone and everyone is trying to cash in on people any way they possibly can.
 

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