loveofrice
King of Gymcels, Enemy of Noodlewhores
★★★
- Joined
- Aug 30, 2021
- Posts
- 250
If you're a gymcel, you probably learned to lift weights on the Interweb - YouTube, Starting Strength, Reddit, etc. You watched videos on YouTube how to bench press and learned what programs to run on r/Fitness or something similar. You obsessively watch videos from Omarisuf, Alphadestiny, etc to motivate yourself to keep training.
People like Mark Rippetoe capitalize on fuckers like yourself who think if you get buff, you will get girls. He gives you stupid advice like GOMAD or not doing cardio at all, and you end up being a 5'9", 250 lbs fat fuck.
Meanwhile, Chad learn to lift from his father or HS football team. He has a support sytem in his real life, not like on the Interweb like you autistic Gymcels. He also has a good frame, superior muscle building genetics and 8+ face, so by the time he turns 18 he looks really good. He also probably started out when he was 13.
I wish I had a support system like that - no way I could've played football or any sports in HS, and I didn't have a dad when I was a teenager.
People like Mark Rippetoe capitalize on fuckers like yourself who think if you get buff, you will get girls. He gives you stupid advice like GOMAD or not doing cardio at all, and you end up being a 5'9", 250 lbs fat fuck.
Meanwhile, Chad learn to lift from his father or HS football team. He has a support sytem in his real life, not like on the Interweb like you autistic Gymcels. He also has a good frame, superior muscle building genetics and 8+ face, so by the time he turns 18 he looks really good. He also probably started out when he was 13.
I wish I had a support system like that - no way I could've played football or any sports in HS, and I didn't have a dad when I was a teenager.