D
Been back for 2 months after a few years off due to repeated injuries. I'm already back to a 185 bench press and starting a recomp to lose some excess bellyfat.
My favorite part of the gym is seeing all the miserable, desperate looking women who are trying to build their perfect Chad-attracting booties. They spend all their time between sets (all they ever do is squat and booty-thrust) desperately tap tapping on their phones, clearly trying to get some Chad's attention, hoping if they just pump their booties up a bit more they'll get one of them to see her for the wonderful and beautiful person she really is on the inside and get him to stick around.
I love when I've just done a heavy set and by happenstance we make eye contact, and I return their gaze with a flat, dead, and disinterested expression. The best is giving a slightly annoyed expression and then fiddling on my phone.
My favorite part of the gym is seeing all the miserable, desperate looking women who are trying to build their perfect Chad-attracting booties. They spend all their time between sets (all they ever do is squat and booty-thrust) desperately tap tapping on their phones, clearly trying to get some Chad's attention, hoping if they just pump their booties up a bit more they'll get one of them to see her for the wonderful and beautiful person she really is on the inside and get him to stick around.
I love when I've just done a heavy set and by happenstance we make eye contact, and I return their gaze with a flat, dead, and disinterested expression. The best is giving a slightly annoyed expression and then fiddling on my phone.
