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Serious Guys i think i might have a chance at ascension. Need advice

currycell900

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So i am coming back from gym just now. And today 2 toilets joined it. One is just way out of league for me. but other one is a landwhale now the thing is i am thinking about befriending the landwhale whore and keep giving her some validation and when she loses her weight finally. I will try ascension with her. My only issue is it will take long and she is probably trying to lose weight to get a chad's dick
 
Her already inflated SMV will just increase if she loses weight
 
You'll have to try to bed her just before she transitions from whale to Becky.
 
You could try that strat but I think in the end it'll be futile, me best advice would be to just try but im a hypocrite i dont try at all anymore, if you do try tho good luck tho brocel
 
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My advice is to goon and not ascend. Vaginas are disgusting and stinky. Better to be incel :feelsthink:
 
Volcel if you are able to get a fat foid
 
When she loses the weight she will ether ghost you or eternally put you into the friendzone which is just another level of pain

I hope things workout and you ascend but don’t get your hopes up bro
 
A fat foid I used to be friends with online immediately stopped talking to me after 5 years of being her friend when she lost 100 pounds. She'll drop you in an instance when she gets skinny.
 
nigga tu toh fakecel nikla
 
Yeah, it won't work, because even landwhales mogs us in terms of getting relationship
 

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