JFL Guess how much weight my mothER has gained since she retired about a year ago.

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Vote in the poll before you look at the answER behind the spoilER:

No more pizza for me for a while. I’ve gained 14 pounds since retirement

 

[Zetta]

Vote in the poll before you look at the answER behind the spoilER:

No more pizza for me for a while. I’ve gained 14 pounds since retirement

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Honestly, this thread is hilarious and sad at the same time. My mother is getting fat and old - I’m a 33-year-old kissless virgin. So, I need to realize that the ride will come to an end soon. I’m going to be alone in the world, with no mother, and no wife…

 

[Diddy]

>20 lbs

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Damn you God, why couldn’t you have blessed my mom with a stacy-level-metabolism so she could burn calories more efficiently? And if you could have made me look more like a young David Beckham, that would have helped also.

 

[adharmi]

100lb

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

I’m going to be alone in the world, with no mother, and no wife…

When this happens to me I'm going to kill myself.