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Blackpill Greek God statues look so much better with 8 inchers (some poor shops inside)

Total Imbecile

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Ive always been annoyed by these Greek/Roman statues that look so beautiful yet are ruined by small dicks, its legit my dream to have a body like this except the small dick which is ironically enough the only part that is statue-like about me :feelsrope:

Today I decided to look for some well endowed examples and after not being able to find any I tried photoshop my own but Im not very good tbh still its obvious how aesthetic big dicks are, it seriously cannot be stated how much the importance of having a huge dick is underplayed on this forum both from the aesthetic and getting laid perspectives. Now obviously having a huge dick wont get you laid in and of itself, but it just looks so much better and more natural and if you have a big dick you wont have to worry about anything once you do manage to get laid
 

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Most of them have the same curly hair I have, they seem to pull it off so much better.
 
just take the statuepill broo
 
>spends time photoshopped big dicks onto Greek statues
And they say that millennials aren't cultured.
 
This has gotta be the most autistic thing I've ever seen.
 
Big flaccid dick looks goofy. If it's big it has to be erect to be aesthetic.
 
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I will have to respectfully disagree sir. Small penises are for the patrician whilst large penis are brutish and disgusting
 
I feel mogged
 
I actually feel like they look worse with big dicks.
The small dicks add to their majesticness and muscularness.
 
lmao i hope the first pic isnt photoshopped because if it is you spent time photoshopping the shadows as well
 
Its over for small dicked statues
 
Make the flaccid dick smaller or make it erect. Looks rediculoud
 
lmao i hope the first pic isnt photoshopped because if it is you spent time photoshopping the shadows as well


Actually thats the only picture of a big dicked statue that I could find

Im pretty horrible at photoshoping things
 

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