Blackpill Greek God statues look so much better with 8 inchers (some poor shops inside)

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Ive always been annoyed by these Greek/Roman statues that look so beautiful yet are ruined by small dicks, its legit my dream to have a body like this except the small dick which is ironically enough the only part that is statue-like about me :feelsrope:

Today I decided to look for some well endowed examples and after not being able to find any I tried photoshop my own but Im not very good tbh still its obvious how aesthetic big dicks are, it seriously cannot be stated how much the importance of having a huge dick is underplayed on this forum both from the aesthetic and getting laid perspectives. Now obviously having a huge dick wont get you laid in and of itself, but it just looks so much better and more natural and if you have a big dick you wont have to worry about anything once you do manage to get laid
 

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Most of them have the same curly hair I have, they seem to pull it off so much better.
 
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just take the statuepill broo
 
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>spends time photoshopped big dicks onto Greek statues
And they say that millennials aren't cultured.
 
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This has gotta be the most autistic thing I've ever seen.
 
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Big flaccid dick looks goofy. If it's big it has to be erect to be aesthetic.
 
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I will have to respectfully disagree sir. Small penises are for the patrician whilst large penis are brutish and disgusting
 
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I feel mogged
 
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I actually feel like they look worse with big dicks.
The small dicks add to their majesticness and muscularness.
 
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lmao i hope the first pic isnt photoshopped because if it is you spent time photoshopping the shadows as well
 
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Its over for small dicked statues
 
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Make the flaccid dick smaller or make it erect. Looks rediculoud
 
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ricelich said:
lmao i hope the first pic isnt photoshopped because if it is you spent time photoshopping the shadows as well


Actually thats the only picture of a big dicked statue that I could find

Im pretty horrible at photoshoping things
 
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Evil Genius said:
just take the statuepill broo
Literal chiseled jawline

You can't do better than that, it's over for fleshcels