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Great, won’t be able to shower until the morning, that makes two days now, damn monkey

Clavicus Vile

Clavicus Vile

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Does anyone else’s old ass house have a shitty limited hot water system? The sink broke down the other day and we’ve all had to brush our teeth, wash our face and hands in the kitchen sink jfl. I’ve been sneaking to brush my teeth at the kitchen sink early in the morning and late at night because it just feels so damn weird.

The sink drain in the bathroom had this nasty brown stuff coming up to the top, it disgusted me so badly. I showered the first day, ignored the sink and used the shower head to wash my hands if needed.

but the second day I just couldn’t deal with it, the plumber was supposed to arrive yesterday at 1:00 pm so I waited in bed until then not brushing my teeth or showering or anything because I don’t want everyone seeing me brush my teeth because it feels weird.

I eventually just got up and brushed my teeth in the bathroom after my mom temporarily removed the brown stuff with an attitude and told me to make it quick so it doesn’t come back up. However I did not shower because I just didn’t wanna see that brown stuff again for that long. The next two days I just said fuck it and brushed my teeth at the sink then disinfected the sink after.

And today the plumber finally came and fixed this bullshit, but I was so caught up on stardew valley with my waifu Haley and taking care of my fictional farm that time got ahead of me and now I can’t shower because the head ape of the troop still needs his hot water when he gets off work.

So now I’m 2 days without a shower. Here’s a glimpse into how shit my life is. Tall white men have been creaming in women’s buttholes while I’ve been worried about nasty brown water and rusty pipes, and I’m musty. I’m just gonna use wipes and then change my bed sheets in the morning.
 
Tbh better to just not shower, this way you dont wash away your pheromones
 
Brutal, we already are miserable enough due to lack of female connection. No incel deserves shitty living conditions on top of that.
 
Am I crazy or would a nice cold shower solve all of this?
 

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