LifeFuel Great news! My cell phone just alerted me to an Amber Alert

[The End]

My cell phone just alerted me to an Amber Alert! Hooray!

Usually Amber Alerts are just some parent stealing their child away from their spouse, but sometimes we end up with dead bodies in a river.

A child being kidnapped is such a small incident in the grand scheme of human pain, but it seems to really hit people in the feels.

 

[seija]

I fucking hate amber alerts.

 

[InMyCellInHell]

They're automatically implemented here in HomOntario so at work, I can hear my moronic co-workers phones suddenly give off a screech that would shatter windows if loud enough.

 

[Dionysus]

I fucking hate amber alerts.

 

[ElliotRodgerGod]

I have not gotten one in over a year

 

[The End]

Children are super-valued... I've never understood it myself. A life is a life, correct?

 

[superighteous]

I have not gotten one in over a year

They are depressingly common where I live.

 

[Deleted member 16455]

not very common for me

 

[owly]

normies cant make the link to realise that "innocent" girl will be taking chad tyrone and dog cocks of her own volition at 11yo

 

[blond_elf_bard]

how do people get kidnapped

 

[The End]

how do people get kidnapped

Children are small and easy to carry.

 

[blond_elf_bard]

Children are small and easy to carry.

is that how it happens?

 

[ihaveno1]

alerts me

 

[The End]

is that how it happens?

Children are usually loud too, so most adults use their bigger brains to trick the child into coming with them.

 

[FlamingCel]

I fucking hate amber alerts.

 

[Emba]

I prefer red alerts.