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LifeFuel Granny almost died at church today.

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lifefuel for @Grim_Reaper he was almost ready to come collect a soul.

When I went to church this morning, I went with my aunt and uncle who live down the street of my uni.
Normal stuff goin on mang, we did morning prayer and listened to the organ hymns and opening verse until a loud voice over the PA system interrupted the preacher saying a catechumen was going to get baptized today.

They told us to direct our attention to where the cross is because there is a bathtub of water there where two grannies came out from the side. one cumskin and one nigger.
The sheboon was already a baptized faithful member who was going to baptise the coomskin granny.
However, before the proceedings took place she slipped on one of the stairs and the entirety of the church got hysterical. it stroked my heart a bit cause it was lifefuel.
 
I tried to kill her but God amped her durability.
 
granny moment
 
Royal Crackers GIF by Adult Swim
 
Better luck next time
 
You should do that on Saturday.
 
Over for catchumencels like @nolooksnolifecels mang
 

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