Got mistaken for a 15 year old, I'm in my mid 20s

[IronMike]

So I'm enjoying a good post-church meal with my parents, and as my dad is getting his card back from the waitress, she says to me, "Good luck this season and in school!"

I'm looking at her like she's retarded, then realized that I was wearing a Polo Shirt with a local high schools insignia.

Before I was able to tell her that I'm probably older than she was, she was gone.


FACTS:
Low Body Fat will make you appear younger
NW1 or better will make you appear younger.
Doing anything in public with your parents will make you appear younger, and like a loser.

 

[Deleted member 17606]

we have the looks and mental level of prime jb, but no access to prime jb. Is this what we call liberty?

 

[IronMike]

we have the looks and mental level of prime jb, but no access to prime jb. Is this what we call liberty?

My mind hasn't matured since I held a girls hand in middle school.

 

[Deleted member 17606]

My mind hasn't matured since I held a girls hand in middle school.

 

[frustratedhapa]

My mind hasn't matured since I held a girls hand in middle school.

 

[Deleted member 1042]

If you were a pretty boy handsome man, then looking young would not be a problem. I get this shit occasionally. They think I'm in highschool or college, but I pay bills. Fuck.

 

[Cuyen]

we have the looks and mental level of prime jb, but no access to prime jb. Is this what we call liberty?

 

[KingOfRome]

Even if you're a thinning/balding Norwoodcel, shaving it off will make you look younger too.

Body fat, well, it depends. Some people naturally carry a lot of cheek fat, so being high body fat for them means having a round infantile baby face. Low body fat makes the face look more mature and masculine, but over time, a fat face will accumulate more wrinkles due to the fat weighing down the skin, making you look older. It's just better to not have a fat face. Very low body fat can make you look sickly and gaunt.

How you're seen doing things with your parents largely depends on how ugly you are. If you're genetically ugly; high body fat; dress like a neckbeard weeb; people will assume you're a loser. But if you're Chad, people will think you're helping them in a time of need or just keeping them company.

 

[Lux]

What is your height? usually taking estrogen makes it look even younger, but it has happened to me, i dont bother, whatever, I don't like to look very masculine and brute at all

 

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[LifeFuel]

You could still teenlovemaxx.

 

[Deleted member 301]

 

[FrothySolutions]

I would drink fetal slop to look younger. It is a powerful cope, telling myself that the good thing about being 5 foot 5 is that I look young. Even though my old man skin and bald head keep that from working.

 

[Deleted member 18515]

From the age of 13 to 30 i cant tell the age of a kushan NGL

 

[thespanishcel]

If you had a big dick you could do like Jordi the porn actor. That nigga is only famous because he has a big dick and the body of a 15 year old despite being mid 20s kek

 

[ihaveno1]

literally like same thing happened to me at dentist. Over.

 

[Deleted member 16455]

my optometrist thought I was still in high school

 

[needsolution]

brag thread to be honest

 

[Valiant Virgin]

NW1 or better will make you appear younger.

Mogs me. I'd happily accept being NW1 and younger looking.

 

[Deleted member 19236]

Go Lepine

 

[FinnCel]

And people thought I'm over 30 when I was in my early 20's...

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Im 18 and people still don't let me in films rated 13 and above.

 

[zangano1]

Use that to your advabtage and try to get jb

 

[Cybersex is our hope]

Go Lepine

 

[Captvic]

How old are you

 

[wizardcel]

Low Body Fat will make you appear younger

I was thought that higher body fat would make you look young. People with low body fat tend to look older in my opinion.

"Good luck this season and in school!"

By the way, what's with all this familiarity? why do waitresses in America talk as if they were your friend, relative? they're supposed to serve your food and that's it. There's no reason for chit chat.

 

[IronMike]

I was thought that higher body fat would make you look young. People with low body fat tend to look older in my opinion.


By the way, what's with all this familiarity? why do waitresses in America talk as if they were your friend, relative? they're supposed to serve your food and that's it. There's no reason for chit chat.

they want to butter you up so you give them a big tip.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

"Just grow a beard bro. Bitches love beards"

 

[Deleted member 19079]

i

Im 18 and people still don't let me in films rated 13 and above.

I hope you're joking lol

 

[Deleted member 16624]

i

I hope you're joking lol

It happened once.I like to believe that was them being cautious.

 

[Deleted member 19079]

It happened once.I like to believe that was them being cautious.

brutal...

 

[ovrload]

Even if you're a thinning/balding Norwoodcel, shaving it off will make you look younger too.

Body fat, well, it depends. Some people naturally carry a lot of cheek fat, so being high body fat for them means having a round infantile baby face. Low body fat makes the face look more mature and masculine, but over time, a fat face will accumulate more wrinkles due to the fat weighing down the skin, making you look older. It's just better to not have a fat face. Very low body fat can make you look sickly and gaunt.

How you're seen doing things with your parents largely depends on how ugly you are. If you're genetically ugly; high body fat; dress like a neckbeard weeb; people will assume you're a loser. But if you're Chad, people will think you're helping them in a time of need or just keeping them company.

My face is chiseled yet I still look like a teen cause of my small facial structure. Tiny frame, plus youngish looking face is a death sentence as an adult male. 26 years of age as well, it’s not like I’m only 20.

Im 18 and people still don't let me in films rated 13 and above.

Are you like 5ft