Got banned from my massage place

[Spooky_Heejin]

I guess it's my fault for trying to make conversation. The woman who does my massage is really pretty, asian, with long black hair. Last week I told her that she looks like Tifa from Final Fantasy 7. She didn't know who that was, then today when I go in I'm told I'm banned for "sexual harassment" and that they aren't allowed to see me anymore and they even told all clinics in the entire city not to let me into their doors.

What likely happened was she looked that name up after the appointment, and got eye raped with r34 porn. I don't know what search engine she was using because google and duckduckgo censor that stuff. With the next massage place I go to, I have a great idea. Don't fucking speak and don't even make fucking eye contact.

 

[superpsycho]

brutal

 

[Xul]

Crazy if true

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

brutal

Could be worse, I could've been accused of rape. My Dad told me I should see a guy instead then I told him it's gay as fuck. I guess I just have to take the risk of a woman because my physical therapist said I need deep tissue massages to resolve my issue.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Crazy if true

This isn't fucking reddit so it's not larp. I just have a shitty fucking life looking like a creepy 40 year old ginger when I'm only 22.

 

[superpsycho]

Could be worse, I could've been accused of rape.

True. That would've been the fate for most of us in a situation like that just because we are unattractive.

 

[Xul]

This isn't fucking reddit so it's not larp. I just have a shitty fucking life looking like a creepy 40 year old ginger when I'm only 22.

Sue them for defamation at the minimum they spread lies about you to other businesses

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Sue them for defamation at the minimum they spread lies about you to other businesses

That's a good idea but I can't do that. I can't even stay in a store for ten minutes without getting so anxious my fist ends up through the back of my skull. Staying in court for 8 hours every day for a week would be literal fucking torture.

 

[Brainy]

Sue them for defamation at the minimum they spread lies about you to other businesses

 

[iwnmwgmlpvwomd]

The woman who does my massage is really pretty, asian, with long black hair.

mogs me

im too much of a nd passionate romanticel to be able to go a massage parlour; would be way too tense with someone touching me to relax and moreover i still want to keep the unrealistic idyllic notion that my first ever skin to skin contact with a girl would be a shared cute first expierence with my future gf. i know it wont ever happen but it fuels my fantasies nonetheless.

id also probably get hard if i went and got massaged by a foid i mean ive went my whole life without ever being touched by one so itd make sense for that to happen so ill save myself the embarassment

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

im too much of a nd passionate romanticel to be able to go a massage parlour; would be way too tense with someone touching me to relax and moreover i still want to keep the unrealistic idyllic notion that my first ever skin to skin contact with a girl would be a shared cute first expierence with my future gf. i know it wont ever happen but it fuels my fantasies nonetheless.

What I do is I pretend it's someone I have a crush on giving me a massage. I know no foid will ever date me and the best I can do to immerse myself is by pretending it's my imaginary gf giving me one. I get wanting to save that "touch to touch contact" but truthfully it feels so fucking empty. The first time she put her hands on my back I was worried I'd fall in love (cringe but I'm serious) but truthfully I felt absolutely nothing except numbness.

id also probably get hard if i went and got massaged by a foid i mean ive went my whole life without ever being touched by one so itd make sense for that to happen so ill save myself the embarassment

It's fine since you'll be laying down on your stomach so she can't see. I've gotten a boner before but I just leave my baggy clothes on so even if I had to get up for some reason, she still couldn't see it.

 

[zd60]

Interesting

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

very very very very very Interesting

 

[sk.feelsdevil]

Mogs me for having the confidence of even getting a massage

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Mogs me for having the confidence of even getting a massage

I don't have a choice. My back muscles get so tight from a neck injury that it becomes literally impossible for me to sit up straight and constantly boils on my back.

 

[TooSomething]

Wtf, they even reported you to other clinics? Can't you take legal measures? They are blowing this shit out of proportions ... . Maybe actually talk to them and explain the situation?

As for me, whenever I go to a massage parlor, or whatever it's called, I jerk off properly before doing so or else I'll get a boner from a foid just touching me.
This is how touch starved I am.

I like thai massages a lot because they really know how to kned those hardened muscles which I get in my legs from standing too long in one spot at my job.

I also never talk to them about shit unless they specifically ask me something. It usually doesn't go beyond where I want to be massaged the most.

Since I have to undress completely except for my underwear I can't afford to get hard ... .

The worst part is that last time I got a massage from an old thai foid and despite jerking off before, I had a hard time not getting hard when the bitch came very close to my ballsack and dick while massaged my thighs.

This is fucking torture, man ... .

 

[iwnmwgmlpvwomd]

What I do is I pretend it's someone I have a crush on giving me a massage. I know no foid will ever date me and the best I can do to immerse myself is by pretending it's my imaginary gf giving me one.

if i did that i feel like id feel the same emptiness that comes with paying a prostitute for sex

It's fine since you'll be laying down on your stomach so she can't see. I've gotten a boner before but I just leave my baggy clothes on so even if I had to get up for some reason, she still couldn't see it.

ah i assumed youd have to be in your underwear with only a towel wrapped around your waist

Mogs me for having the confidence of even getting a massage

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Wtf, they even reported you to other clinics? Can't you take legal measures? They are blowing this shit out of proportions ... . Maybe actually talk to them and explain the situation?

That's a good idea but I can't do that. I can't even stay in a store for ten minutes without getting so anxious my fist ends up through the back of my skull. Staying in court for 8 hours every day for a week would be literal fucking torture.

As for me, whenever I go to a massage parlor, or whatever it's called, I jerk off properly before doing so or else I'll get a boner from a foid just touching me.
This is how touch starved I am.

Not a bad idea, but luckily this isn't an issue for me. I wear extremely baggy clothes along with a micro dick so they can't even see it, lmao fml.

Since I have to undress completely except of my underwear I can't afford to get hard ... .

Yeah I just go in fully clothed.

I like thai massages a lot because they really know how to kned those hardened muscles which I get in my legs from standing too long in one spot at my job.

I also never talk to them about shit unkeess they specifically ask me something. It usually doesn't go beyond where I want to be massaged the most.

Yeah, best to keep your mouth shut (as I've learned) unless it's basic stuff like "yes, please schedule my appointment for next week."

The worst paart is that laast time I got a massage from an old thai foid and despite jerking off before, I had a hard time not getting hard when the bitch came very close to my ballsack and dick while massaged my thighs.

I'm at the point where I just don't care anymore, I feel like an 80 year old boomer that gives zero shits about anything. I straight up accidentally burped and farted at the same time a few weeks ago in my massage and said "sorry, excuse me" then went back to thinking about video games.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

if i did that i feel like id feel the same emptiness that comes with paying a prostitute for sex

You are a greycel and new to the blackpill so there's a chance you could still find a gf. I'd say though if it's a year or two might as well say "fuck it, love is never happening" and so you go see an escort or something. Although I get it, I'd never see an escort to be honest.

ah i assumed youd have to be in your underwear with only a towel wrapped around your waist

It's not one of those, I refuse to do those.

 

[TooSomething]

Not a bad idea, but luckily this isn't an issue for me. I wear extremely baggy clothes along with a micro dick so they can't even see it, lmao fml.

Yeah I just go in fully clothed.

I can't go fully clothed because it makes it a lot harder for them to properly massage me, and I want my money's worth, tbh.

Last time they wwere giggling at me, but I don't know why. :/

Was it my small dick and balls or maybe the almost hole in my underwear that I have only noticed afterwards.

It was humiliating and I haven't been there for a while because of it.

 

[Jimb0]

 

[Lonelyus]

I guess it's my fault for trying to make conversation. The woman who does my massage is really pretty, asian, with long black hair. Last week I told her that she looks like Tifa from Final Fantasy 7. She didn't know who that was, then today when I go in I'm told I'm banned for "sexual harassment" and that they aren't allowed to see me anymore and they even told all clinics in the entire city not to let me into their doors.

What likely happened was she looked that name up after the appointment, and got eye raped with r34 porn. I don't know what search engine she was using because google and duckduckgo censor that stuff. With the next massage place I go to, I have a great idea. Don't fucking speak and don't even make fucking eye contact.

Men get massages?

 

[Izayacel]

Never talk about shit to much .

 

[iwnmwgmlpvwomd]

You are a greycel and new to the blackpill

im not "new to the blackpill" my only recently making a .is account doesnt equate to being new to bp

so there's a chance you could still find a gf

no there isnt its not like im going to magically ascend all of a sudden

I'd say though if it's a year or two might as well say "fuck it, love is never happening" and so you go see an escort or something

if my situation hasnt changed by my early 20s id cave in

 

[starystulejarz]

No massage from Tifa for you, she is busy fucking in public at Italian parliament

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Men get massages?

If required by physical therapy then yes.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

No massage from Tifa for you, she is busy fucking in public at Italian parliament

Lmao.

 

[coping_manlet]

Was nothing you did

The woman just didn’t want to have to be forced to put her hands onto an ugly manlet incel. She deep down only wants to put her hands on a 6’4 wealthy Nordic-aryan Chad (while being a 5’1 acne covered impoverished shitskin gook)

 

[Butane]

they're cunts for not giving happy endings

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Was nothing you did

The woman just didn’t want to have to be forced to put her hands onto an ugly manlet incel. She deep down only wants to put her hands on a 6’4 wealthy Nordic-aryan Chad (while being a 5’1 acne covered impoverished shitskin gook)

 

[lnceI]

why the fuck would you say that ?

 

[lnceI]

they're cunts for not giving happy endings

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

why the fuck would you say that ?

Sometimes I wonder if I'm part nigger considering I have low impulse control and just say things with zero thought. At least I don't randomly punch people like what other niggers do.

 

[Fantasea]

I told her that she looks like Tifa from Final Fantasy 7.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

I am. Recently for whatever fucking reason I've been having issues pronouncing my R's again (probably because lack of practice from being alone all the time) and sound like a literal toddler when talking. "Can you book me foe next week? I have a docta's oppointment."

 

[Fantasea]

I am. Recently for whatever fucking reason I've been having issues pronouncing my R's again (probably because lack of practice from being alone all the time) and sound like a literal toddler when talking. "Can you book me foe next week? I have a docta's oppointment."

brutal I had this issue till I was about 14.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

brutal I had this issue till I was about 14.

It's common for spergs for some reason. I also had a problem with my th's like pronouncing thing, three, think, and I would say fing, free, and fink instead.

 

[Maikowski]

I would say fing, free, and fink instead.

You probably have hearing problem

 

[La Longue Fourchett]

I heard that you can go retarded from not socializing but I didn't know it could affect your speech

 

[Fantasea]

You probably have hearing problem

sounds more like a speech impediment (specifically rhotacism)

 

[Maikowski]

sounds more like a speech impediment (specifically rhotacism)

hearing loss in children can interfere with ability to learn speech sounds correctly